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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Holy shit, my history lecturer looks just like Benny from ABBA![/QUOTE]

i wonder if he knows the history of Waterloo then?
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Holy shit, my history lecturer looks just like Benny from ABBA![/QUOTE]

i wonder if he knows the history of Waterloo then?

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theres a way to find out.ask him the following multiple choice question:
is Waterloo..
A] a winning song in Eurovision
b] A battle between the English and the French [won of course by the English] or
c] the destination of the train going at 150mph while you cling onto your Eurostar seat with a death grip and spilt cold coffee on your lap
[/QUOTE]
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
I like chocolate milk...

xD
'Twas funny...
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters;; It's just life so keep dancing through;;
The next time I see you on MSN Jon.....you are going to get it!!!!!

*sputtering in random French at him*
Formerly MHG
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The next time I see you on MSN Jon.....you are going to get it!!!!!

*sputtering in random French at him*[/QUOTE]

Moi? le trouble.Mange toute mon Perrier evian Calais...
as Del Boy Trotter would say :-]

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well,who won then?
was it the English or the "cheese eating,horse killing,garlic munching,NATO quitting surrender monkeys"?

and on a seperate note,how comes the Brits cant give blood in France anymore,it was good enough for them between 1914-1918 and 1939-1945?
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
I had a dream last night involving Orlando Bloom and me actually living the pirate life, for real. I looked like a fucking duck in those old fashioned dresses. XD
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I had a dream last night involving Orlando Bloom and me actually living the pirate life, for real. I looked like a fucking duck in those old fashioned dresses. XD

[/QUOTE]

dont get me started on weird dreams..
i had one the other night that involved Robbie Williams singing Rock DJ at the Brits which were being staged at my old school assembly hall,which has been demolished for nearly 20 years and he was on a rising platform that stalled at half mast so no one could see his performance.
not as weird as the one i had with ABI TITMUS though.that was just..weird
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]The next time I see you on MSN Jon.....you are going to get it!!!!!

*sputtering in random French at him*[/QUOTE]

Moi? le trouble.Mange toute mon Perrier evian Calais...
as Del Boy Trotter would say :-]

edit
well,who won then?
was it the English or the "cheese eating,horse killing,garlic munching,NATO quitting surrender monkeys"?

and on a seperate note,how comes the Brits cant give blood in France anymore,it was good enough for them between 1914-1918 and 1939-1945?[/QUOTE]

*curses at him repetedly under her breath, WAITING for the next time she sees him on MSN*
Formerly MHG
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Holy shit, my history lecturer looks just like Benny from ABBA![/QUOTE]

i wonder if he knows the history of Waterloo then?

edit
theres a way to find out.ask him the following multiple choice question:
is Waterloo..
A] a winning song in Eurovision
b] A battle between the English and the French [won of course by the English] or
c] the destination of the train going at 150mph while you cling onto your Eurostar seat with a death grip and spilt cold coffee on your lap
[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]

The subjeicts of Napoleon and the French revolution get discussed a lot, I keep forgetting to listen cos I'm humming Waterloo in my head XD
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I had a dream last night involving Orlando Bloom and me actually living the pirate life, for real. I looked like a fucking duck in those old fashioned dresses. XD

[/QUOTE]

dont get me started on weird dreams..
i had one the other night that involved Robbie Williams singing Rock DJ at the Brits which were being staged at my old school assembly hall,which has been demolished for nearly 20 years and he was on a rising platform that stalled at half mast so no one could see his performance.
not as weird as the one i had with ABI TITMUS though.that was just..weird[/QUOTE]

I can top you all...

I had one where I was looking for Christina Aguleria because I wanted to see if George Bush said sorry for the Jewish thing (?) and because I was walking around the place in my pyjamas and a blanket asking where Christina Aguleria was, this woman thought I was one of her escaped "paitents", and she chased me all the way back to my flat.

I'd have much rather have the Pirate dream! Yah-meee ;)
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I had a dream last night involving Orlando Bloom and me actually living the pirate life, for real. I looked like a fucking duck in those old fashioned dresses. XD

[/QUOTE]

dont get me started on weird dreams..
i had one the other night that involved Robbie Williams singing Rock DJ at the Brits which were being staged at my old school assembly hall,which has been demolished for nearly 20 years and he was on a rising platform that stalled at half mast so no one could see his performance.
not as weird as the one i had with ABI TITMUS though.that was just..weird[/QUOTE]

I can top you all...

I had one where I was looking for Christina Aguleria because I wanted to see if George Bush said sorry for the Jewish thing (?) and because I was walking around the place in my pyjamas and a blanket asking where Christina Aguleria was, this woman thought I was one of her escaped "paitents", and she chased me all the way back to my flat.

I'd have much rather have the Pirate dream! Yah-meee ;)[/QUOTE]

Orlando Bloom. *drools*

The closest I'll get to seeing him is inside Madduam Tusuads. :P
Oh god - Richie Rich is on again...
Nothing matters when knowing nothing matters;; It's just life so keep dancing through;;
Gene Hunt
the British Denny Crane :-]

"fire up the Quattro"
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
I went ice skating and cinema today. Was fun. :D

And yesterday I went to a gig/signing.
Uh, I'm in luv.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jake? wrote: I want him to shove it down my throat and shoot. Shoot! Shoot! C'mon! SHOOT! SHOOT! [/QUOTENAME] [/QUOTE]