the preposterously absurd random thoughts thread

i have quickies nail varnish removers!!!!!!!!!!

I think hell has frozen over. We just beat England by 189 runs :O

Too bad we're so inconsistent. (Thought I'd say it before anyone else did)

GOOD CHARLOTTE!

I'm seeing them in April. :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I think hell has frozen over. We just beat England by 189 runs :O

Too bad we're so inconsistent. (Thought I'd say it before anyone else did)[/QUOTE]

usual scenario:
we invent game,we show rest of world how to play game,they beat us at our own game..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6en6u5e4Gi8

EAR CATARACTS?!?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6en6u5e4Gi8

EAR CATARACTS?!?[/QUOTE]

it was on Harry Hill's tv burp last week lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6en6u5e4Gi8

EAR CATARACTS?!?[/QUOTE]

it was on Harry Hill's tv burp last week lol[/QUOTE]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

ISn't my new name great?

:)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheSithLordPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]The prophet's song wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I think hell has frozen over. We just beat England by 189 runs :O

Too bad we're so inconsistent. (Thought I'd say it before anyone else did)[/QUOTE]

usual scenario:
we invent game,we show rest of world how to play game,they beat us at our own game..[/QUOTE]

Don't feel too bad, Jox. We've only beaten you 8 times, whereas you've beaten us...umm I think it was 41 at last count.

But we rock at lawn bowls!

Harry Potter, Harry Potter ooh
Harry Potter, Harry Potter yeah

Gonna visit my best friend, she's ill. I'm bringing some of my DVDs. :]

Come up to meet you,
Tell you I'm sorry,
You don't know how lovely you are.

I had to find you,
Tell you I need you,
Tell you I set you apart.

Tell me your secrets,
And ask me your questions,
Oh let's go back to the start.

Runnin' in circles,
Comin' up tails,
Heads on the science apart.

Nobody said it was easy,
It's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No one ever said it would be this hard.
Oh take me back to the start.

I was just guessin',
At numbers and figures,

Pullin' the puzzles apart.

Questions of science,
Science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart.

Tell me you love me,
Come back and haunt me,
Oh on I rush to the start.

Runnin' in circles,
Chasin' our tails,
Comin' back as we are.

Nobody said it was easy,
Oh it's such a shame for us to part.
Nobody said it was easy,
No one ever said it would be this hard.
I'm goin' back to the start.

Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo


I use to hate Coldplay... Since 2 years ago, I like them. Hehehe. :)

PUZZLES?!?!
SOMEBODY SAID PUZZLES?!


WHERE?!?!?!


I'm addicted to those shits

when the Met Office said "brace yourself" 100,000 cornish women lifted their skirts and bent over.
now,if they had said "its gonna be a bit windy tonight" they may have got their point across.
anyway,i appear to of survived mother natures attempt of sending me to Oz in my flat and now the nice man has re-connected my electricity,which took a bit of a bashing, i can continue my plans to annihilate Belguim!

"soon the whole world will know my name"

a lot of damage in the village and the wind is still blowing like a good-un.the roof has been blown off the garage downstairs and the garden fence at the back has been destroyed and next doors garden bench is now MY garden bench.electricians are still trying to reconnect most of the village..
i tried to go and check the mail and got blown backwards into the wall.
and yet there are still some idiots wave-dodging outside the Ship Inn..
"it will all end in tears"-as we Cornish say...
more storms at 5am tommorrow by the looks of it.oh joy!