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Nope. Bad Idea.
We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.
We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.
You're new here, right?
Here's a little thing I wrote. I'm not sure whether it's poetry or a song:
Oh little stack of pancakes
you are my only friend
and when the waffles break my heart you're with me til the end
I cover you with syrup and eat you one by one
and afterwards I lick your plate and know that I am done
Oh little stack of pancakes
you are my only friend
and when the waffles break my heart you're with me til the end
I cover you with syrup and eat you one by one
and afterwards I lick your plate and know that I am done
And here's a poem I wrote to my cat when she was about 12:
If I were a cat
and wasn't gay
and you were a little younger
I'd have my way
If I were a cat
and wasn't gay
and you were a little younger
I'd have my way
You're a funny guy. I was this close to LOL.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Nope. Bad Idea.
We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.
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Fuck off ;-)
We're not a bunch of daffodils in here, fyi.
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Fuck off ;-)
There was a cranky old man called Danny,
Child porn stashed in each nook and cranny,
A scary old man,
With a sick twisted plan,
To get it up little girls fannies.
Child porn stashed in each nook and cranny,
A scary old man,
With a sick twisted plan,
To get it up little girls fannies.
Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Once upon a time, my mother gave birth to a new species
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
It was me, I lived only to eat my own feces
I always had thing for fecal porn
And my favourite song was Prickly Thorn, but Sweetly Worn
At the age of 10 I was raped by a funny old man
It turned out his name was actually Dan
Then I died.
No, I lied.
But I still died.
(Meant to be funny. Laugh.)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Idiots.
Idiot.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Idiot.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.
Bye!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Danny? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Idiot.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.[/QUOTE]
This 'I have no idea who any of you are' thing gets more convincing with every post.
What the fuck is wrong with you? Who are you? Are you really that fucked up as it says in your profile? Get a life. Bye.[/QUOTE]
This 'I have no idea who any of you are' thing gets more convincing with every post.