Poems

Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.[/QUOTE]

that is sick

welcome Danny ignore them

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.[/QUOTE]

that is sick

welcome Danny ignore them[/QUOTE]

Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)

Tnx man. I knew that this board also has normal people.

Turds of a feather plop together, it seems.

Oh look what you've done Danny, you've put me in a poetic mood.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Turds of a feather plop together, it seems.

Oh look what you've done Danny, you've put me in a poetic mood.[/QUOTE]

Hey, friend of Jesus, shut up.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Danny? wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]andreas_mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Micrówave wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Whistle while you work
Someone likes to jerk
Little Danny
Broke his weenie
Now it doesn't work.

Mine rhymes better, Danny.[/QUOTE]

that is sick

welcome Danny ignore them[/QUOTE]

Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)

Tnx man. I knew that this board also has normal people.[/QUOTE]
This board may or may not have normal people, but I can assure you "Andreas Mercury" is certainly not one of them. So, quite technically the entire message board is still against you.

Amy Winehouse once owned a cat

Upon the poor thing a fat man sat

The great big man was named Danny

Sadly he had never ever seen a fanny

I hope Danny one day meets Amy Winehouse, who stumbles while injecting herself, accidently peircing danny's skin with the aids infected needle, stumbles slightly more and injects danny with a lethal dose of horse tranquilisers.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Amy Winehouse once owned a cat

Upon the poor thing a fat man sat

The great big man was named Danny

Sadly he had never ever seen a fanny

[/QUOTE]

Win! WIN!

Sorry. Ahem.

I don't care what they say!
I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away!
But they don't know the truth!
My hearts crippled by the vein that i keep on closing..
You cut me open and I,
Keep bleeding!
Keep, keep bleing love!
Keep bleeding!
I keep, keep bleeding love!
YOU CUT ME OPEN AND IIIIII.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Danny? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Microwave why don't you stick that microwave from your profile pic in your ass ;-)[/QUOTE]

Awww, you looked at my profile pic. Hoping for a on-line girlfriend? Wait till my BFF Jill finds out! She's gonna be so excited!!!

Why don't you come down here and stick it for me, tough guy?
Bring your poetry book, tulip.