the pretentious and random random thoughts thread.

"Purple Haze all around. Don't know if I'm coming up or down. Am I happy or in misery?"

Jiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaa. :)

A cockadink was chasing me down the street two days ago. It was scary! Had a face on it like a Lehonka! Gave me night mares!!!!

getting fed up with scrubbing the barnacles off Tridents bottom now.i better be on her during the summer getting some fish..
ps thanks to Donna for this weeks name.kind words but me and a radio show? i think im a bit more "global" than that lol
pps a new fatty and janet story coming soon.you have been warned! ;-]

Apparently this lesbian girl that I've never talked to in my life is in love with me.......

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="green"><b> chickenlicious! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]HEY! JACOB BRITT!!!!

stop spamming the frickin' blog section!!!!!

geez. [/QUOTE]

I'm not, asshole.

I'm just posting blogs in my blog section. If that's a problem, that I'm posting blogs, talk with administration.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#CC0066 face="Bradley Hand ITC"> The Mir@cle </font> wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Inna.. where the hell are you. Long time no see!!! Never on MSN anymore?[/QUOTE]

hey tijn! i'm alive... just not at home. i'm in San Francisco right now, and my grandma's sister (great aunt) doesn't have MSN. sooooooo.... yeah. :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jacob Britt wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="green"><b> chickenlicious! wrote: [/QUOTENAME]HEY! JACOB BRITT!!!!

stop spamming the frickin' blog section!!!!!

geez. [/QUOTE]

I'm not, asshole.

I'm just posting blogs in my blog section. If that's a problem, that I'm posting blogs, talk with administration.[/QUOTE]

okay. flood the blog section as you please. flooder.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerThePhilosipherPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME]getting fed up with scrubbing the barnacles off Tridents bottom now.i better be on her during the summer getting some fish..
ps thanks to Donna for this weeks name.kind words but me and a radio show? i think im a bit more "global" than that lol
pps a new fatty and janet story coming soon.you have been warned! ;-][/QUOTE]

Don't listen to anything I say, Joxer! Ha.

Haha

It's quiet. Too quiet.

"Hold on this song has a little introduction to it

It's aint supposed to be sad though you might feel it that way
It's a song about desperation, every now and then we do get desperate

This is a song about L-O-V-E, and if you abuse it yer goin to lose it and if you lose it yer goin to abuse and if you abuse it you aint going to be able to choose it cuz you aint going to have it further on down the line and things aint going to be so fine and yer going to be sitting there on your little machine tryin to look and keep it clean and your going to be home playing bingo all night all alone and that's why your sittin there by the telephone and you know that she aint goin to call you!

So you put on the TV and you're watchin Johhny Carson seguaying right into the Tomorrow show but that don't got the go so you turn it off ya turn on the radio - the radio dont' seem to get the click so you say "Hey Man, I can't lickety split" so you open up your little book and there's somethin there you got to overlook and you say "BABY, you know there's somethin on my mind!" You say "Baby there's somethin on my mind - I know that you're home and I know you're aint all alone! "

So you start walking over to her house and you get over to her house and you walk over to her door and you start poundin on her door and you say "Open up the door bitch! This is the woobla goo with the green teeth, let me in!!"

Well, she opens up the door and then you just kinda walk up to her and say "Baby", (say Baby!) you look up way up at her green mascara and you say "Oh my darling, you know her and me were at the party only as friends - do not believe what they say that's only gossip that they tellin ya - a wise crack of lies!"

Take your big curls and squeeze them down Rotunda - What's the name of the chick with the long hair? (Rapunzle!) Hey Rapunzle! (Raputa!) Raputa the Buta! Flipping down your hair let me climb up the ladder of your love!! Because this is the woobla goo sayin to ya "Love comes once and when it comes you better grab it fast cuz sometimes the love you grab aint going to last and I think I musta, oh baby I think I musta...I musta got lost!!)" - Peter Wolf of the J. Geils Band (From the introduction speech to "Musta Got Lost", live in Detroit

.....

GREAT!!! of course some of it isn't correct. He was the Woofa Goofa, and said that, but it says he said "Woobla Goo" which isn't correct!

A girl asks me to camp outside her house and get drunk.
I should tell her to lose the boyfriend first, right?

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]A girl asks me to camp outside her house and get drunk.
I should tell her to lose the boyfriend first, right?[/QUOTE]

Is that the girl you used to like????

6 days until WWRY...
And I have 8 exams to do next week...
I am going to be exhausted...

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]A girl asks me to camp outside her house and get drunk.
I should tell her to lose the boyfriend first, right?[/QUOTE]

im gonna have to train you better i think..
'faint heart never shagged a pig' as we say here in cornwall.