the pretentious and random random thoughts thread.

I had an orgasm!

I had an orgasm! Multiple orgasms!

About five years ago I went to a college sex site, and it gave different ways to masturbate, and one of them was to cut the end of a cucumber and then stick it in, and I tried it, but the cucumber broke in half because my dick was too big. Obviously whoever wrote that article had no clue about it.

Piss up today.

Home alone tonight.

Masturbation Marathon, yay!

I am sick today, been in bed for almost the whole morning, just woke up to go to the doctor

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=#FF66FF><b>Marial-B wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I am sick today, been in bed for almost the whole morning, just woke up to go to the doctor[/QUOTE]

thats what happens when you take a bite out of my werewolf..

hope you get better soon ;-]

We Will Rock You in 15 days :O
xD

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Piss up today.

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I feel like I'm losing my eyesight! Woah! :)

GANG RAPE AT THE PARK. LOVVVVVVVALAY.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="#FF00FF">its_a_hard_life wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Piss up today.

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I feel like I'm losing my eyesight! Woah! :)

GANG RAPE AT THE PARK. LOVVVVVVVALAY.

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You should try it in a cupboard.
It's even funnier xD

....what!?

O.o


you people... lol

ne f the buttns n my keybard has stpped wrking.

Guess which it is.

(Edit: It's working now!! oooooooooo!)

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]ne f the buttns n my keybard has stpped wrking.

Guess which it is. [/QUOTE]

"z"?

I wish I was a man, masturbating must take so much less effort.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]emrabt wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<b><font color=007788> ?Freya? wrote: [/QUOTENAME]ne f the buttns n my keybard has stpped wrking.

Guess which it is. [/QUOTE]

"z"?[/QUOTE]

Haha.

h I knw - is is ""?
xD