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tomatos, mozzarella cheese, basil and olive oil sounds awesome right about now.
"why pay the visit when the visit is free?"
Joxer, you need to quit sending me e-mails that I should slap you for. Otherwise I might just have to try and get a job at the US Navy Base in Cornwall just so I can see you and be within slapping distance to keep you in line!
Formerly MHG
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Joxer, you need to quit sending me e-mails that I should slap you for. Otherwise I might just have to try and get a job at the US Navy Base in Cornwall just so I can see you and be within slapping distance to keep you in line! [/QUOTE]

wedding dress and kitchen appliance? hehe
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheGodsGiftPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Joxer, you need to quit sending me e-mails that I should slap you for. Otherwise I might just have to try and get a job at the US Navy Base in Cornwall just so I can see you and be within slapping distance to keep you in line! [/QUOTE]

wedding dress and kitchen appliance? hehe[/QUOTE]

Yes....THAT one. I could so get a job over there with the Navy in St. Mawgan since the US Navy operates there. And then I could just slap you when the need arose (which would probably be weekly to daily knowing you)
Formerly MHG
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish I was a man, masturbating must take so much less effort.[/QUOTE]

It depends.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheGodsGiftPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Joxer, you need to quit sending me e-mails that I should slap you for. Otherwise I might just have to try and get a job at the US Navy Base in Cornwall just so I can see you and be within slapping distance to keep you in line! [/QUOTE]

wedding dress and kitchen appliance? hehe[/QUOTE]

Yes....THAT one. I could so get a job over there with the Navy in St. Mawgan since the US Navy operates there. And then I could just slap you when the need arose (which would probably be weekly to daily knowing you)[/QUOTE]

can you wear the navy uniform whilst you slap me? ive still got half a jar of goosefat left lol
*ducks for cover from the abuse that will follow*
isnt innuendo an italian suppository? im gonna ride the wild wind! its_a_hard_life wrote:you nutcase you rule! joxer replies: but in a nice way :-]
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheGodsGiftPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JoxerTheGodsGiftPirate wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]HistoryGirl wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Joxer, you need to quit sending me e-mails that I should slap you for. Otherwise I might just have to try and get a job at the US Navy Base in Cornwall just so I can see you and be within slapping distance to keep you in line! [/QUOTE]

wedding dress and kitchen appliance? hehe[/QUOTE]

Yes....THAT one. I could so get a job over there with the Navy in St. Mawgan since the US Navy operates there. And then I could just slap you when the need arose (which would probably be weekly to daily knowing you)[/QUOTE]

can you wear the navy uniform whilst you slap me? ive still got half a jar of goosefat left lol
*ducks for cover from the abuse that will follow*[/QUOTE]

As a civilian employee I wouldn't be wearing the navy uniform. Just a regular suit.
*thows book at him*
Formerly MHG
Ouch ouch ouch ouch pain.

This might be a good sign.
I'm seeing Angels And Airwaves tomorrow at the London Astoria.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I wish I was a man, masturbating must take so much less effort.[/QUOTE]

I agree with you on some level xD
I'm so pissed I could spit.
I'm excited about tomorrow after the gig too.

:D
Movie or bed? Hmmm...

Bed.
ANGELS AND AIRWAVES TODAY!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *spazs* :)
I told my Mum about my half-baked plans to fly overseas, she more or less said "Go".

I bet she won't even stoop to crying at the airport! Bleh!
Wow, 8 people have died from the shitty weather we've been having... The tribute they just had on the radio had me in tears :(
"Either this kid has a lightbulb up his ass or his colon has a great idea"