SERIOUS ADVICE NEEDED PLEASE.

I have no bread! I have no money to buy bread! What am I to do!?

buy tortillas

IF I HAD SUFFIENT MONEY TO BUY TORTILLAS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BREAD MANY MINUTES AGO!

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]IF I HAD SUFFIENT MONEY TO BUY TORTILLAS I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT BREAD MANY MINUTES AGO![/QUOTE]

are tortillas as expensive as bread? not in my country :P

BREAD IS AT LEAST FOURTY-FIVE PENCE. I HAVE SEVENTEEN PENCE.

Come to my house. I has chinese AND bread. And I owe you £75. Ha.

People should think about making fun of these things. I could say that bread is not good for your health and that you should be happy.

But I study and work about 19 hours a day to get a modest daily meal towards 14:00.

Beautiful line from a certain song by a certain band:

"I work till I ache my bones. At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own".

Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want.

This thread has made me hungry.

Thank you. I'm going to go eat some BREAD.

I'M GOING TO FREYA'S HOUSE TO EAT HER FOOD AND HIT MY HEAD ON HER SLOPING CEILINGS.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yara wrote: [/QUOTENAME]People should think about making fun of these things. I could say that bread is not good for your health and that you should be happy.

But I study and work about 19 hours a day to get a modest daily meal towards 14:00.

Beautiful line from a certain song by a certain band:

"I work till I ache my bones. At the end I take home my hard earned pay all on my own".

Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want. [/QUOTE]

Nobody's making fun you nit. Get off your high horse.

I CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT BECAUSE WE GOT FINED £150 FOR SMOKING IN OUR HOTEL ROOM. LIFE IS SO CRAP. I HATE LIFE. WHY DOES BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE!? I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

My lips are numb.

WHY!? WHY ARE YOUR LIPS NUMB!? ARE YOU ON THE COCAINE AGAIN!?

Yus.

I WANT SOME. I HATE YOU.