SERIOUS ADVICE NEEDED PLEASE.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Are you a Jew? I love Jew's! [/QUOTE]

I can't actually confirm if I've got jewish ancestors. My Dad made it through WW2 and the Holocaust without ever being put in a camp, so I'm going to assume that we're safe.

Still... there is the hair. And my nose. I wonder. :/ Maybe I should start a poll. "Is Zebonka a Jew?"

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME] We'd be so good together.[/QUOTE]

I dunno.... can you put up with constant drumming on the desk, bad jokes during movies, incessant guitar playing and lots of drinking??

You clearly know nothing, Jewishness is passed through the mother, not the father. I am dissapointed in your lack of knowledge regarding Judaism.

I can deal with drumming on the table, stupid jokes and drinking, if you can deal with two other men in the bed.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You clearly know nothing, Jewishness is passed through the mother, not the father. I am dissapointed in your lack of knowledge regarding Judaism.

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Unfortunately, my knowledge of all things Jew begins and ends with Mel Brooks.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]

I can deal with drumming on the table, stupid jokes and drinking, if you can deal with two other men in the bed.[/QUOTE]

Well... if that's what it takes!

Wonderful. Shall I move to australia or are you going to do the curteous thing and move to england? You can sleep in the stable in my garden.

I shall pop by the stable if I wind up going on my holiday!

You would't like it here. Australia is so boring, our best tourist destinations are Rocks.
They're BIG rocks, but they're still rocks. :/

GOOD.


I'm hungry.

http://www.bread.com/

I thought this might help

JADIE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW

YEAHHHHHHH

yeah but www.bread.com

Poo, do you even know what i look like?


THANKYOU FOR YOUR BREADSITE ZEBONKA. see what i did there? breadsite? website? :D

That site is a BUNdle of fun, but I'd better quit loafing around here

(I promise never to do another bread pun again). :P

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Poo, do you even know what i look like?


THANKYOU FOR YOUR BREADSITE ZEBONKA. see what i did there? breadsite? website? :D[/QUOTE]

I know.

how on EARTH could you know?

He must've seen you in that Jadie + Assdude wedding picture I mocked up.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yara wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Cheers from Brazil or the real world, if you want. [/QUOTE]

It's not that there's no food in Brazil, it's that you can't afford it... Go buy some Trakinas, they're not very expensive. <3

http://www.vaivc.com/figuras/blog/trakinas.jpg