JUST GO OUT AND GET IT. it can't be too difficult.
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]JUST GO OUT AND GET IT. it can't be too difficult.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had an excuse. I will try to invent some.
#1
It's not easy when you look like me!! I'm hideous.
Take you, Jadie, for example. If you munch on a banana, people think it's hot.
If I munch on a banana in the same pose, it looks like this :
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz003.jpg
and people think it's yucky :( I can't win!
#2
Did I mention I'm hung like Mr. Spock?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz002.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz001.jpg
Girls take one look at that and their knees start to tremble. Obviously it's a cruel form of "Less is More".
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In all seriousness, I know why I'm not 'getting any'. I don't talk to women. If by chance I wind up in conversation with one, I'm very nice and funny, but then it's over and I'm usually too shy to make it go anywhere.
C'est la vie! I spose that's why God gave me hands.
I wish I had an excuse. I will try to invent some.
#1
It's not easy when you look like me!! I'm hideous.
Take you, Jadie, for example. If you munch on a banana, people think it's hot.
If I munch on a banana in the same pose, it looks like this :
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz003.jpg
and people think it's yucky :( I can't win!
#2
Did I mention I'm hung like Mr. Spock?
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz002.jpg
http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p301/zebonka/PreviewScreenSnapz001.jpg
Girls take one look at that and their knees start to tremble. Obviously it's a cruel form of "Less is More".
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In all seriousness, I know why I'm not 'getting any'. I don't talk to women. If by chance I wind up in conversation with one, I'm very nice and funny, but then it's over and I'm usually too shy to make it go anywhere.
C'est la vie! I spose that's why God gave me hands.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]have sex.[/QUOTE]
It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get![/QUOTE]
A nice rubber doll could be salvation in the meantime.
It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get![/QUOTE]
A nice rubber doll could be salvation in the meantime.
No one gives a shit, Zebonka.
My annoying blisters on my annoying little fingers deserve the attention.
My annoying blisters on my annoying little fingers deserve the attention.
My foots are cold, I've never found the need to wear socks until now...hmmsss...
I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence.[/QUOTE]
You're just saying that.
:P
In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here.
Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see,
but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion.
You're just saying that.
:P
In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here.
Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see,
but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I think Zebonkywonky just needs some self-confidence.[/QUOTE]
You're just saying that.
:P
In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here.
Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see,
but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion.[/QUOTE]
I know I said we shouldn't reply to eachother but I like breaking the rules... so, I'm replying to that post of yours.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too. My town is really small though, only 6,000 people. Most of the population is full of Toby Keith wannabes, or Eminem wannabes. Everyone here is pretty mouthy and can't accept the strange. Cops around here are more nosey than towns around, and they are also the lowest paid police officers in the state (probably because they have so many, even though it's such a small town). We have the highest alcohol and drug rating in New Hampshire. I know about so many people in my town, and I don't want to know about them, or why they are. I was walking in a local park and I came across a bag of hundreds of old used needles (probably for drugs), just laying on the ground waiting for some poor kid to step on them or play with them. There's probably littering like you wouldn't believe, and there's also so many sluts in this town, and prostitutes too. It's pretty sad.
You're just saying that.
:P
In all honesty, what I really need to do is to get out of my hometown for a while. I'm sick of the people here.
Perth is an unbelieveably small place. One might go 'there's almost two million people there' and you'd think that's enough people to guarantee you won't run into people you don't want to see,
but just try taking the train. It's like a high school reunion.[/QUOTE]
I know I said we shouldn't reply to eachother but I like breaking the rules... so, I'm replying to that post of yours.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too. My town is really small though, only 6,000 people. Most of the population is full of Toby Keith wannabes, or Eminem wannabes. Everyone here is pretty mouthy and can't accept the strange. Cops around here are more nosey than towns around, and they are also the lowest paid police officers in the state (probably because they have so many, even though it's such a small town). We have the highest alcohol and drug rating in New Hampshire. I know about so many people in my town, and I don't want to know about them, or why they are. I was walking in a local park and I came across a bag of hundreds of old used needles (probably for drugs), just laying on the ground waiting for some poor kid to step on them or play with them. There's probably littering like you wouldn't believe, and there's also so many sluts in this town, and prostitutes too. It's pretty sad.
Good job with the haircut :) Now get rid of that unsightly facial hair (AND DO NOT LEAVE SIDEBURNS) and you'll be a cutie-pie.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Zebonka12 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jadie wrote: [/QUOTENAME]have sex.[/QUOTE]
It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get![/QUOTE]
its quite easy once you keep in the same step as the emu
It's amazing how often I hear this and how little of it I get![/QUOTE]
its quite easy once you keep in the same step as the emu
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Jacob Britt wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too.
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I wouldn't mind so much but I get the feeling that I have to let go of all my favourite haunts and places, just to avoid people who screwed *ME* over. Heh
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Old Turkey Buzzard wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Good job with the haircut :) Now get rid of that unsightly facial hair (AND DO NOT LEAVE SIDEBURNS) and you'll be a cutie-pie.[/QUOTE]
But I like the sideburns!!
I have to tone them down anyway, they're getting a bit hairy.
I'd shave more often but I have a bad habit of slicing the hell out of my neck. I don't want people thinking I'm suicidal.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've lived in the town I'm in all my life and sometimes I just get tired of the people too.
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I wouldn't mind so much but I get the feeling that I have to let go of all my favourite haunts and places, just to avoid people who screwed *ME* over. Heh
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Old Turkey Buzzard wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Good job with the haircut :) Now get rid of that unsightly facial hair (AND DO NOT LEAVE SIDEBURNS) and you'll be a cutie-pie.[/QUOTE]
But I like the sideburns!!
I have to tone them down anyway, they're getting a bit hairy.
I'd shave more often but I have a bad habit of slicing the hell out of my neck. I don't want people thinking I'm suicidal.
Ah, ever since I got my hair cut too, everyone's been bitching about my sideburns as well.
I like them. They make me look like Elvis.
I like them. They make me look like Elvis.
Zebonka you are not ugly. Stop putting yourself down so much.
SEX. ZEBONKA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX. IT'S EASY. JUST HAVE SEX. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE. SEX.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color=pink>Poo wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Ah, ever since I got my hair cut too, everyone's been bitching about my sideburns as well.
I like them. They make me look like Elvis.[/QUOTE]
Keeping mine, for now anyway. I have to look partly rock'n'roll or I'll never get this band started.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]SEX. ZEBONKA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX. IT'S EASY. JUST HAVE SEX. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE. SEX.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't that require two people? :/
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Zebonka you are not ugly. Stop putting yourself down so much.[/QUOTE]
Hehe....
I don't want to get psycho-analytical with you people, but I've got a minute :D
The thing is, I'm a realist if nothing else. I'm not really hideous, as such. I'm definitely not good looking in the classical sense, and I can live with that. I know that if I take good care of myself and dress nicely I can look decent.
The 'putting myself down' thing is very simple, and I figured it out one night when I had a bit of spare time on my hands.
It would be so much easier, and possibly even relieving, to think that the only thing keeping women away from me would be my appearance. Wouldn't that be a perfect excuse, and what's more - a pretty easy thing to take care of?
I like acting the way I do, so pretty much anything is nicer than the prospect of it being my personality that drives people away from me. I hate the idea; and what's more, I don't even get it. I look at the last girl I fell for, who was... battering the city gates as it were, trying to spend so much time with me when we first met,
and then - the more she got to know me, the less I saw her.
In fact, I don't get *anything* about her. I was never under any illusion how she saw me, because quite frankly a girl like that would never be attracted to me.... it just don't add up.
By the same token though, I cannot fathom why we were so close; if friends is all we were, then why get so distant later down the track? Still friends, right? Why couldn't we be friends like how we were before?? I was having fun, damnit. >:(
In the end, I know what the problem was. It's not that I was this, or that, or the next thing. It's the fact that I do what I'm doing right now; obsessing over my faults. It really can empty a room, you know..
it got rid of her well enough. She ran for the hills as soon as I became more trouble than I'm actually worth.
I wonder if she realises how hurtful that was? :/ Meh.
So yeah... next time you see me knocking my appearance, don't pay too much attention. The fact is, I know I'm not The Elephant Man. I'll never be on the cover of Vanity Fair, but I'm okay looking.
It's just me trying to distract myself from the massive problems in other bits of my life.
(gape) fuck that was longer than I meant it to be. Sorry all!
I like them. They make me look like Elvis.[/QUOTE]
Keeping mine, for now anyway. I have to look partly rock'n'roll or I'll never get this band started.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="9933FF"><b> Ms. Rebel wrote: [/QUOTENAME]SEX. ZEBONKA YOU SHOULD HAVE SEX. IT'S EASY. JUST HAVE SEX. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE. SEX.[/QUOTE]
Doesn't that require two people? :/
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]<font color="sky blue">QueenMercury46 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Zebonka you are not ugly. Stop putting yourself down so much.[/QUOTE]
Hehe....
I don't want to get psycho-analytical with you people, but I've got a minute :D
The thing is, I'm a realist if nothing else. I'm not really hideous, as such. I'm definitely not good looking in the classical sense, and I can live with that. I know that if I take good care of myself and dress nicely I can look decent.
The 'putting myself down' thing is very simple, and I figured it out one night when I had a bit of spare time on my hands.
It would be so much easier, and possibly even relieving, to think that the only thing keeping women away from me would be my appearance. Wouldn't that be a perfect excuse, and what's more - a pretty easy thing to take care of?
I like acting the way I do, so pretty much anything is nicer than the prospect of it being my personality that drives people away from me. I hate the idea; and what's more, I don't even get it. I look at the last girl I fell for, who was... battering the city gates as it were, trying to spend so much time with me when we first met,
and then - the more she got to know me, the less I saw her.
In fact, I don't get *anything* about her. I was never under any illusion how she saw me, because quite frankly a girl like that would never be attracted to me.... it just don't add up.
By the same token though, I cannot fathom why we were so close; if friends is all we were, then why get so distant later down the track? Still friends, right? Why couldn't we be friends like how we were before?? I was having fun, damnit. >:(
In the end, I know what the problem was. It's not that I was this, or that, or the next thing. It's the fact that I do what I'm doing right now; obsessing over my faults. It really can empty a room, you know..
it got rid of her well enough. She ran for the hills as soon as I became more trouble than I'm actually worth.
I wonder if she realises how hurtful that was? :/ Meh.
So yeah... next time you see me knocking my appearance, don't pay too much attention. The fact is, I know I'm not The Elephant Man. I'll never be on the cover of Vanity Fair, but I'm okay looking.
It's just me trying to distract myself from the massive problems in other bits of my life.
(gape) fuck that was longer than I meant it to be. Sorry all!