Protect the snails

I wept this morning when I read "Bri's" comment about the snails being murdered!

We MUST stop this NOW!

Has the planet gone mad. What has become of humanity.

The album should be renamed as "The Molluscs Rocks" to bring attention to this terrible situation.

/end sarcasm.

You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know...

Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion??

Slug-ebrity



Ain't got no salt
Ain't got no beer
What to do?
The slugs are here
I wanna grab my spade
But Bri says no
Want to kill a slug
I want it so

I want to be
A gardener free
Of all those slugs
On all my beans

Then you will see
My garden is free
Of all those slugs
I am now so slug free

Free
Slug, slug free
Free free free
Free, slug free

I want to be free
I want to be free of all these slugs
on all my beans

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ducksoup wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know...

Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion??[/QUOTE]

You're right - he is. As am I :-)

I think he was kinda referring to the attutude we have in general, if it's a problem, kill it.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Slug-ebrity



Ain't got no salt
Ain't got no beer
What to do?
The slugs are here
I wanna grab my spade
But Bri says no
Want to kill a slug
I want it so

I want to be
A gardener free
Of all those slugs
On all my beans

Then you will see
My garden is free
Of all those slugs
I am now so slug free

Free
Slug, slug free
Free free free
Free, slug free

I want to be free
I want to be free of all these slugs
on all my beans
[/QUOTE]

lol

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]JasonMack wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Ducksoup wrote: [/QUOTENAME]You don't HAVE to read the soapbox you know...

Isn't the good man entitled to have an opinion??[/QUOTE]

You're right - he is. As am I :-)
[/QUOTE]

Yeah but yours sucks.

lols

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mizz_smash wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]mrjordy wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Slug-ebrity



Ain't got no salt
Ain't got no beer
What to do?
The slugs are here
I wanna grab my spade
But Bri says no
Want to kill a slug
I want it so

I want to be
A gardener free
Of all those slugs
On all my beans

Then you will see
My garden is free
Of all those slugs
I am now so slug free

Free
Slug, slug free
Free free free
Free, slug free

I want to be free
I want to be free of all these slugs
on all my beans
[/QUOTE]

lol[/QUOTE]

double lol

I think the problem is, is that when EVERYTHING outrages you, your indignity loses merit. I mean, seriously, when was the last time he supported anything not dealing with music or Astronomy?

*EDIT*
I've just read the entire snail "debate." How asinine. Everyone knows going to ASDA is the easist solution. ;-)
Also, I don't give flies or bees in the house a second thought. *SLAM*
Let Brian come down here during mosquito season and see if he won't use any "poisons" to kill those monsters! haha
Always good for a laugh.

Slugs?? Ahhhh!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Brandon wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Let Brian come down here during mosquito season and see if he won't use any "poisons" to kill those monsters![/QUOTE]We have plenty of mosquitoes round here, some kinds active in the daytime, some at night.

But all we need to keep them outdoors is a thin metal mesh fitted to all windows, plenty of geranium plants around the house, and a tiny citronella candle, or oil-lamp, burning on the floor right beside the door.

Citronella (Cymbopogon, spp.) is not toxic: they just loathe the scent and stay away.

Of course, if one comes in anyway, it's dead - but I see no need for pre-emptive "carpet-bombing", that would kill spiders, bees and all sorts of useful insects too.

FWLIW

I've got one of Brian's beloved garden friends in my shower stall right now actually. Normally I just ignore them and they disappear, but in honor of Brian and his crusade, I'll kill the slimy motherfucker with a shoe.

[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Deacon Fan wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I've got one of Brian's beloved garden friends in my shower stall right now actually. Normally I just ignore them and they disappear, but in honor of Brian and his crusade, I'll kill the slimy motherfucker with a shoe.[/QUOTE]

A wise move.

With the wind behind me, I can just about throw a snail as far as the railway lines behind my house.

I don't mind snails but there is no peaceful coexistence for me and a spider!