I'm going to do a 'Barry', and say... I'm going to my bedroom now. I'm too depressed with the way my life has turned out, my whole world has turned upside down in the past fucking month and I really don't do anything now. I haven't talked to one person (besides my family, and some idiots), in the whole past month. No conversations. I'm just a fucking horrible looking idiot. Very un-attractive and worthless. I am pissed at my parents for ever having me. The only reason I live? I live for Gavyn, because he needs a dad.
So I'm going to go to my bedroom and watch the Jack Black movie 'Be Kind Rewind', over and over and over again.
PS - I'm sure this will be copied and posted at some ugly cunt's forum... http://jakethetroll.30.forumer.com/ .... I pray the people who manage that forum die, I really do.
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Seeya then :o)
I hope everything works out for you. :)
Btw, Be Kind Rewind is great to watch while high.
Btw, Be Kind Rewind is great to watch while high.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2345106174_3ed5e17664.jpg [/QUOTE]
Good point, Mr. Jingles.
I don't know much about your life, Jake, but starting an "I'll be gone for a while" thread will not solve your problem(s). It's essential that you instead make yourself more productive by asking yourself (a) what's the problem at hand, (b) who or what is causing the problem at hand, (c) what are my options in solving the problem, and finally (d) how can I get started. Furthermore, most people don't give a crap when they read threads such as this. Remember, I have nothing against you, I'm just telling it like it is.
Good point, Mr. Jingles.
I don't know much about your life, Jake, but starting an "I'll be gone for a while" thread will not solve your problem(s). It's essential that you instead make yourself more productive by asking yourself (a) what's the problem at hand, (b) who or what is causing the problem at hand, (c) what are my options in solving the problem, and finally (d) how can I get started. Furthermore, most people don't give a crap when they read threads such as this. Remember, I have nothing against you, I'm just telling it like it is.
Happy trails to you!
Actually, maybe this is the correct first step.
See, ol' Jacob, you're letting a girl do this. Let me clue you in on something... there are millions and millions of girls on this planet. The odds that you found THE ONE at your age are basically impossible. Even more, the odds you'll ever find THE ONE are over a million to one.
I have a feeling there's someone out there that can put her to shame in whatever department seems to be sticking you up. But, get over it dude. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but these love song lyrics and testicular rants about your ex are getting a little boring. I can tell you stories that would make your little angel sound like a school girl.
But if it's sympathy you're looking for, I would suggest you get a bunch of pills, some hard liquor, and a couple of cheap hookers and let the dice fall where they may.
See, ol' Jacob, you're letting a girl do this. Let me clue you in on something... there are millions and millions of girls on this planet. The odds that you found THE ONE at your age are basically impossible. Even more, the odds you'll ever find THE ONE are over a million to one.
I have a feeling there's someone out there that can put her to shame in whatever department seems to be sticking you up. But, get over it dude. I'm sure you're a nice guy, but these love song lyrics and testicular rants about your ex are getting a little boring. I can tell you stories that would make your little angel sound like a school girl.
But if it's sympathy you're looking for, I would suggest you get a bunch of pills, some hard liquor, and a couple of cheap hookers and let the dice fall where they may.
Okay lets deal with your problems one at a time, shall we?
You stated that you haven't spoken to a single person (besides your family and some idiots) in the past month. Other than your family and some idiots, do you actually know anyone else? I don't know you all that well but I would imagine your family and some idiots makes up at least 95% of the people you have encountered in your life so far. So if you think about it, you've probably had the same amount of conversations in the past month as you did in the previous month.
Now I'd like to talk about your self esteem. Describing yourself as "fucking horrible looking idiot. Very un-attractive and worthless" might lead others to believe that you are selling yourself short. I on the other hand think you are flattering yourself and would go so far as to use words like "ugly", "repellent", "hideous", "downright creepy" and "face like a bloody prolapsed rectum" to decribe your appearance.
You go on to say that you hate your parents for having you. Its worth pointing out at this stage that the resentment you feel towards your parents for having carried you to full term, pales into insignificance compared to the sheer hatred many of us at Queenzone have towards them. If ever there was a poster-child for those lobbying to have the abortion laws changed to allow women to terminate babies up to 21 years after being born, it's you old friend.
You then stated that your only reason for living is that your child needs a father. I think its fair to say that in this instance the little fella would be so much better off without you in his life. If you can cast your mind forward a few years try to imagine the little tyke looking forward to another typical Saturday on which he plans to spend the day watching cartoons, playing baseball with his chums, going for a swim in the creek and huffing paint in a paper bag. Then it dawns on him that its the third Saturday in the month and his fat emo father will be pulling up in his tractor any minute now. The colour drains from his face, a single tear trickles down his big rosy cheek and he starts cutting himself.
So please bear in mind that whereas some children can benefit from having their father around, little Gavyn sadly isn't one of them.
Your plan to spend the rest of the week watching 'Be Kind Rewind' is something I am unable to comment on, having never seen the film. I'm not that fond of Jack Black if the truth be told but if it's any good, let me know. I'll maybe get it out of Blockbuster at the weekend.
Your final complaint seems to be directed towards someone who has created a message board in your honour. I suppose it could be said that the person who has set up this forum is something of a coward for not revealing their identity and what's the point in starting a brand new forum for ridiculing you when it's probably the most entertaining thing on Queenzone these days. But lets face it. You're an attention whore and the fact that someone has taken the time and effort to devote a message board to you secretly delights you.
Well I've had a good long hard think about the issues you have raised. I've tried to imagine what I would do of I were still going through an adolescent phase in my early twenties and whereas a far more educated person might disagree, I think your best course of action would be suicide. I hope that everything works out for you and your next of kin keeps us informed as to the outcome.
Your old pal
fatty.
You stated that you haven't spoken to a single person (besides your family and some idiots) in the past month. Other than your family and some idiots, do you actually know anyone else? I don't know you all that well but I would imagine your family and some idiots makes up at least 95% of the people you have encountered in your life so far. So if you think about it, you've probably had the same amount of conversations in the past month as you did in the previous month.
Now I'd like to talk about your self esteem. Describing yourself as "fucking horrible looking idiot. Very un-attractive and worthless" might lead others to believe that you are selling yourself short. I on the other hand think you are flattering yourself and would go so far as to use words like "ugly", "repellent", "hideous", "downright creepy" and "face like a bloody prolapsed rectum" to decribe your appearance.
You go on to say that you hate your parents for having you. Its worth pointing out at this stage that the resentment you feel towards your parents for having carried you to full term, pales into insignificance compared to the sheer hatred many of us at Queenzone have towards them. If ever there was a poster-child for those lobbying to have the abortion laws changed to allow women to terminate babies up to 21 years after being born, it's you old friend.
You then stated that your only reason for living is that your child needs a father. I think its fair to say that in this instance the little fella would be so much better off without you in his life. If you can cast your mind forward a few years try to imagine the little tyke looking forward to another typical Saturday on which he plans to spend the day watching cartoons, playing baseball with his chums, going for a swim in the creek and huffing paint in a paper bag. Then it dawns on him that its the third Saturday in the month and his fat emo father will be pulling up in his tractor any minute now. The colour drains from his face, a single tear trickles down his big rosy cheek and he starts cutting himself.
So please bear in mind that whereas some children can benefit from having their father around, little Gavyn sadly isn't one of them.
Your plan to spend the rest of the week watching 'Be Kind Rewind' is something I am unable to comment on, having never seen the film. I'm not that fond of Jack Black if the truth be told but if it's any good, let me know. I'll maybe get it out of Blockbuster at the weekend.
Your final complaint seems to be directed towards someone who has created a message board in your honour. I suppose it could be said that the person who has set up this forum is something of a coward for not revealing their identity and what's the point in starting a brand new forum for ridiculing you when it's probably the most entertaining thing on Queenzone these days. But lets face it. You're an attention whore and the fact that someone has taken the time and effort to devote a message board to you secretly delights you.
Well I've had a good long hard think about the issues you have raised. I've tried to imagine what I would do of I were still going through an adolescent phase in my early twenties and whereas a far more educated person might disagree, I think your best course of action would be suicide. I hope that everything works out for you and your next of kin keeps us informed as to the outcome.
Your old pal
fatty.
Bravo, Fatty. Absolutely brilliant. A bit harsher than my post though.
Ouch, much??
Shame on you, fatty...for not liking Jack Black, I mean.
Fatty _O_
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Erin wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Shame on you, fatty...for not liking Jack Black, I mean.[/QUOTE]
YEAH! SHAME ON YOU! :)
YEAH! SHAME ON YOU! :)
I don't like Jack Black either....
Shame on me.
and oh yeah Jacob, I suggest you watch The Breakfast Club instead.
Honestly, I don't know how to respond to your problems in a serious way and if I were you, I'd just think about taking care of that kid and not me.
Shame on me.
and oh yeah Jacob, I suggest you watch The Breakfast Club instead.
Honestly, I don't know how to respond to your problems in a serious way and if I were you, I'd just think about taking care of that kid and not me.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]StoneColdClassicQueen wrote: [/QUOTENAME]I don't like Jack Black either....
Shame on me.[/QUOTE]
*gasps*
Shame on me.[/QUOTE]
*gasps*