the "2 greatest band of alltime" is fast becoming a laughing stock...because they appear to employ tossers who have little regard for anything other than wanking off their own egos on this site...
you don;t get GB's quality of shite on forums of other decent bands....no wonder that queen have little international music-biz credibilty with morons like GB in charge of the crown jewels...i wouldn;t trust the tw*t with a bag of fucking conkers!!!!
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I haven't the slightest idea what this post is about.
This thread is a self-imposed intervention. Greg has realized that Queenzone is very bad for his health. The stress has recently caused him to use the "f word" in the Serious forum, quote and get mad at the wrong person, use the word "pal", misunderstand a brilliant humorous post by fatty, and also to eat a really bad (probably with fake ingredients) custard tart while stealing his neighbor's wireless internet connection. The problem is that whenever he comes here he is attacked by a mob of people who really just want to get to Brian and Roger and/or get their hands on the contents of the archives.
How can Queen's very own archivist, who is supposed to honorably represent the band, be such an annoying jerk on a Queen fan site? This thread, in particular, is very incoherent. This brings me to my skepticism. Is this truly the real and definitive Greg Brooks? Or is it possible, just possible, that this is just a fake trying to get everybody excited? I strongly encourage everybody to take a step back for a moment and analyze this very carefully. If anyone can offer any form of evidence to prove that he is the real deal, please do! Until then, I'm not convinced. I haven't been for the longest time.
Mr. Greg Brooks, you are well invited to my birthday party.
Cheers,
Hor
Cheers,
Hor
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[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]brENsKi wrote: [/QUOTENAME]...i wouldn;t trust the tw*t with a bag of fucking conkers!!!![/QUOTE]
LOL!! :-)
LOL!! :-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Archivist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
THE FACT IS... THEY DON'T LOOK HERE. WHY WOULD THEY? WHAT ON EARTH WOULD THEY WANT TO COME HERE FOR??
[/QUOTE]
Because QPL is a business of which success depends on the consumer, some of the consumer's being the fan's who post here.
If I were in Brian, Roger or Jim's position I would certainly be looking here for feedback and idea's.
THE FACT IS... THEY DON'T LOOK HERE. WHY WOULD THEY? WHAT ON EARTH WOULD THEY WANT TO COME HERE FOR??
[/QUOTE]
Because QPL is a business of which success depends on the consumer, some of the consumer's being the fan's who post here.
If I were in Brian, Roger or Jim's position I would certainly be looking here for feedback and idea's.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Queen Archivist wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Hey People.
Further to the above...There is a person right now on Queenzone, calling his sorry (faceless, ananymous, cowardly) self, Fatty... whom has SIXTEEN HUNDRED 'posts' on this Queen so called FAN site... who writes the following.
I will zone in on just some of it for you...
FATTY OBSERVES...
"In that respect I wonder if Freddie was a poof.
I was just wondering if Freddie ever knelt down beside an armchair and allowed the sitee to rest their legs on his back.
Or was Freddie a faggot. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie had ever been chopped up, mixed with onions and meal and served in a rich gravy.
And does anyone know if Freddie dropped anchor in Poo Bay. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie ever served in her majesty's navy and was given shore leave when they docked at an amusingly named port.
And I can't help but wonder if Freddie ever sucked another man's cock..."
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN IN THE ABOVE THREAD.... Perky and his like-minded imbeciles are so worried about QPL possibly not being aware that Greg Brooks swears a bit here and there and calls folk bad things (BIG DEAL), and some people might think that Brian, Rog and anyone else must thing exactly the same, that he misses the REALLY nasty horrible bastards like Fatty, with his homophobic and puerile approach to a person he knows nothing about.
PERKY, dear boy... Don't hone in on me and my insignificant words or use of the word FUCK (BIG DEAL again) while there are turds like Fatty out there, that need to be put out of their, and our, misery.
Think about it you silly sausage.
[/QUOTE]
You seem to be forgetting just one thing: fatty is a comedian. And a damn good one!
Further to the above...There is a person right now on Queenzone, calling his sorry (faceless, ananymous, cowardly) self, Fatty... whom has SIXTEEN HUNDRED 'posts' on this Queen so called FAN site... who writes the following.
I will zone in on just some of it for you...
FATTY OBSERVES...
"In that respect I wonder if Freddie was a poof.
I was just wondering if Freddie ever knelt down beside an armchair and allowed the sitee to rest their legs on his back.
Or was Freddie a faggot. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie had ever been chopped up, mixed with onions and meal and served in a rich gravy.
And does anyone know if Freddie dropped anchor in Poo Bay. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie ever served in her majesty's navy and was given shore leave when they docked at an amusingly named port.
And I can't help but wonder if Freddie ever sucked another man's cock..."
YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN IN THE ABOVE THREAD.... Perky and his like-minded imbeciles are so worried about QPL possibly not being aware that Greg Brooks swears a bit here and there and calls folk bad things (BIG DEAL), and some people might think that Brian, Rog and anyone else must thing exactly the same, that he misses the REALLY nasty horrible bastards like Fatty, with his homophobic and puerile approach to a person he knows nothing about.
PERKY, dear boy... Don't hone in on me and my insignificant words or use of the word FUCK (BIG DEAL again) while there are turds like Fatty out there, that need to be put out of their, and our, misery.
Think about it you silly sausage.
[/QUOTE]
You seem to be forgetting just one thing: fatty is a comedian. And a damn good one!
Pim, you're now officially PROPERTY OF QUEEN PRODUCTIONS.
Congrats!
;-)
Congrats!
;-)
If that means I can sit on my ass all days eating custard tarts, while listening to the demo of White Queen sung by Brian in 1969 with no deadline to work for - I'm all for it.
[/QUOTE]
Dear Mr Archivist
I was sorry to hear that a post of mine had offended you to the point that you felt the need to drag me into an argument that had absolutely fuck all to do with me in the first place.
GB: FATTY, I WAS NOT REMOTELY OFFENDED. THAT'S THE FIRST THING TO SAY. I MERELY POINTED OUT THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO EXIST, AND DO SAY NASTY THINGS... AND YOU DO. YOU AND YOUR WORDS COMPLETELY ENDORSED THE EXACT POINT I WAS MAKING
IT IS YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM OFFENDED. I HONESTLY AM NOT. YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION AND SENSE OF HUMOUR. I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S JUST A VERY STRANGE THING TO SEE ON A SITE THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY (MOST PEOPLE WOULD REASONABLY IMAGINE) INTENDED TO ENCOMPASS REAL QUEEN FANS.
YOUR PUERILE AND HOMOPHOBIC ATTEMPT AT A JOKE, TO MY MIND, HAS NO PLACE ON A SITE LIKE THIS, OR ANYWHERE... WHERE FOR EXAMPLE A YOUNGSTER MIGHT FIND SUCH THINGS AS YOU TALKING ABOUT FREDDIE, AND COCK, FAGGOT, POOF, AND POO BAY, AND ALL THOSE OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS.
I'M NOT OFFENDED, CHUM, JUST A BIT DISAPPOINTED. YOU ARE A QUEEN FAN????? IF SO, HOW YOU CAN YOU WRITE THAT SHIT?
First of all I'd like to point out that the post that caused so much offence in the first place was intended as a joke.
I'M NOT OFFENDED. AND I REALISED IT WAS A JOKE.
BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT WAS REALLY RATHER NASTY AND REPULSIVE? OR DO YOU NEED OTHERS TO POINT THAT OUT FOR YOU?
A thread entitled "Was Freddie Gay?" appears on average about twice a week on Queenzone and my post was at best, nothing more than a poor excuse for satire.
WHAT A COMPLETELY LUDICROUS THING TO SAY. AS IF THAT MAKES YOUR WORDS OK. SILLY PERSON.
So let me take this opportunity to assure you that I am not a homophobe. In fact it may sound slightly cliche, but one of my best friends is gay....probably.
I BET HE/SHE REALLY ENJOYED YOUR DISCUSTING AND BELITTLING AND DEGRADING 'VIEW' VOCABULARY.
I'M BETTING YOU ARE A TEENAGER. YOU WILL ONE DAY REALISE HOW DEGRADING AND UNNECESSARY YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS WAS FOR YOUR... 'JOKE'.
I hope you will appreciate the fact that I have not as yet felt the need to call you names and if you will permit me, I'd like to instead defend myself from the tirade of insults you have thrown in my direction. In one sentence you referred to me as faceless, ananymous (which you spelled wrong)and cowardly. I think it's a bit unfair to call me faceless when there's a black and white picture of my fat fucking face right next to the offending post.
LIKE ANYONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN THAT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!
As for the anonymity issue I'd like to refer you to your own username. I'm pretty sure that your real name is Greg Brooks, not Queen Archivist.
STUPID THING TO SAY. EVERYONE KNOWS VERY WELL WHO I AM ON THIS SITE. 'FATTY' MEANS NOTHING TO ME. ANYWAY, THAT WASN'T THE REAL POINT. IT WASN'T THE IMPORTANT THING I FOCUSSED ON.
My real name is Scott Simpson and most of the folks I chat with on a semi regular basis at Queenzone are well aware of that.
And to call me cowardly would have to suggest that there is something or someone to fear in the first place. Unless of course you are planning on paying me a visit yourself to put me out of my misery with a kung fu chop.
OK, NOT A COWARD THEN, SCOTT. BUT YOU STILL COME ACROSS AS HOMOPHOBIC WITH YOUR NASTY LITTLE JOKE THAT WASN'Y A JOKE - JUST AN ILLUSTRATION OF HOW YOUR MIND WORKS.
Well I hope that's cleared things up between us and that in future when you're having a bit of a tiff with someone on Queenzone, you wont feel the need to involve other people in your petty arguments.
NO, I STILL THINK I'D RATHER AVOID YOU... HAVING HEARD A LITTLE OF HOW YOUR MIND TICKS...
LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF HOW 'NOT' HONOPHOBIC YOU ARE (OR MIGHT BE PERCEIVED) WITH YOUR REALLY FUNNY JOKE...
"In that respect I wonder if Freddie was a poof.
Or was Freddie a faggot. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie had ever been chopped up, mixed with onions and meal and served in a rich gravy.
And does anyone know if Freddie dropped anchor in Poo Bay. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie ever served in her majesty's navy and was given shore leave when they docked at an amusingly named port.
And I can't help but wonder if Freddie ever sucked another man's cock..."
SCOTT... ASK YOUR PROBABLY GAY FRIEND HOW FUNNY AND SENSITIVE AND MATURE HE/SHE THINKS YOUR JOKE IS.
Your good pal
fatty[/QUOTE]
Dear Mr Archivist
I was sorry to hear that a post of mine had offended you to the point that you felt the need to drag me into an argument that had absolutely fuck all to do with me in the first place.
GB: FATTY, I WAS NOT REMOTELY OFFENDED. THAT'S THE FIRST THING TO SAY. I MERELY POINTED OUT THAT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DO EXIST, AND DO SAY NASTY THINGS... AND YOU DO. YOU AND YOUR WORDS COMPLETELY ENDORSED THE EXACT POINT I WAS MAKING
IT IS YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM OFFENDED. I HONESTLY AM NOT. YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION AND SENSE OF HUMOUR. I PERSONALLY THINK IT'S JUST A VERY STRANGE THING TO SEE ON A SITE THAT'S SUPPOSEDLY (MOST PEOPLE WOULD REASONABLY IMAGINE) INTENDED TO ENCOMPASS REAL QUEEN FANS.
YOUR PUERILE AND HOMOPHOBIC ATTEMPT AT A JOKE, TO MY MIND, HAS NO PLACE ON A SITE LIKE THIS, OR ANYWHERE... WHERE FOR EXAMPLE A YOUNGSTER MIGHT FIND SUCH THINGS AS YOU TALKING ABOUT FREDDIE, AND COCK, FAGGOT, POOF, AND POO BAY, AND ALL THOSE OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS.
I'M NOT OFFENDED, CHUM, JUST A BIT DISAPPOINTED. YOU ARE A QUEEN FAN????? IF SO, HOW YOU CAN YOU WRITE THAT SHIT?
First of all I'd like to point out that the post that caused so much offence in the first place was intended as a joke.
I'M NOT OFFENDED. AND I REALISED IT WAS A JOKE.
BUT CAN'T YOU SEE THAT IT WAS REALLY RATHER NASTY AND REPULSIVE? OR DO YOU NEED OTHERS TO POINT THAT OUT FOR YOU?
A thread entitled "Was Freddie Gay?" appears on average about twice a week on Queenzone and my post was at best, nothing more than a poor excuse for satire.
WHAT A COMPLETELY LUDICROUS THING TO SAY. AS IF THAT MAKES YOUR WORDS OK. SILLY PERSON.
So let me take this opportunity to assure you that I am not a homophobe. In fact it may sound slightly cliche, but one of my best friends is gay....probably.
I BET HE/SHE REALLY ENJOYED YOUR DISCUSTING AND BELITTLING AND DEGRADING 'VIEW' VOCABULARY.
I'M BETTING YOU ARE A TEENAGER. YOU WILL ONE DAY REALISE HOW DEGRADING AND UNNECESSARY YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS WAS FOR YOUR... 'JOKE'.
I hope you will appreciate the fact that I have not as yet felt the need to call you names and if you will permit me, I'd like to instead defend myself from the tirade of insults you have thrown in my direction. In one sentence you referred to me as faceless, ananymous (which you spelled wrong)and cowardly. I think it's a bit unfair to call me faceless when there's a black and white picture of my fat fucking face right next to the offending post.
LIKE ANYONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN THAT'S YOU!!!!!!!!!!
As for the anonymity issue I'd like to refer you to your own username. I'm pretty sure that your real name is Greg Brooks, not Queen Archivist.
STUPID THING TO SAY. EVERYONE KNOWS VERY WELL WHO I AM ON THIS SITE. 'FATTY' MEANS NOTHING TO ME. ANYWAY, THAT WASN'T THE REAL POINT. IT WASN'T THE IMPORTANT THING I FOCUSSED ON.
My real name is Scott Simpson and most of the folks I chat with on a semi regular basis at Queenzone are well aware of that.
And to call me cowardly would have to suggest that there is something or someone to fear in the first place. Unless of course you are planning on paying me a visit yourself to put me out of my misery with a kung fu chop.
OK, NOT A COWARD THEN, SCOTT. BUT YOU STILL COME ACROSS AS HOMOPHOBIC WITH YOUR NASTY LITTLE JOKE THAT WASN'Y A JOKE - JUST AN ILLUSTRATION OF HOW YOUR MIND WORKS.
Well I hope that's cleared things up between us and that in future when you're having a bit of a tiff with someone on Queenzone, you wont feel the need to involve other people in your petty arguments.
NO, I STILL THINK I'D RATHER AVOID YOU... HAVING HEARD A LITTLE OF HOW YOUR MIND TICKS...
LET'S REMIND EVERYONE OF HOW 'NOT' HONOPHOBIC YOU ARE (OR MIGHT BE PERCEIVED) WITH YOUR REALLY FUNNY JOKE...
"In that respect I wonder if Freddie was a poof.
Or was Freddie a faggot. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie had ever been chopped up, mixed with onions and meal and served in a rich gravy.
And does anyone know if Freddie dropped anchor in Poo Bay. I'm not talking about his sexuality of course. I was just wondering if Freddie ever served in her majesty's navy and was given shore leave when they docked at an amusingly named port.
And I can't help but wonder if Freddie ever sucked another man's cock..."
SCOTT... ASK YOUR PROBABLY GAY FRIEND HOW FUNNY AND SENSITIVE AND MATURE HE/SHE THINKS YOUR JOKE IS.
Your good pal
fatty[/QUOTE]
WILEY WROTE.... Fatty's posts are usually very funny and intelligently written and I don't remember him attacking anyone in this forum. No need to judge a person or call names when you don't know them and they haven't attacked you in any way. If you didn't get the joke then that is your problem.
Not everybody in these forums is a faceless, coward person with no life. I have about 600 posts, am I a bad person also?
In the old forum it was possible to know when every user had joined. If you could see that, you would know that some people made over 1000 posts in 2 months (spammers) and some in 7 years (regular non-obsessive posters).
On another non related issue, Greg, how has your Queen related job been lately? Anything exciting over there that you might want to share?
Regards,
Juan Carlos Wiley (an actual person with a face)
from Monterrey, Mexico[/QUOTE]
QUEEN ARCHIVIST REPLIES....
Wiley... you did not say much about what you TRULY thought about Fatty's comments (his 'joke') about Freddie, poof, poo bay, cock, etc. You think that's all OK then, yes????
you're gonna ignore that. Thereby giving the impression that's all fine and dandy, and go straight to having a pop at me.
Where is your BALANCE and fairness.
You think comments like that (joke or otherwise) is ok???
Not everybody in these forums is a faceless, coward person with no life. I have about 600 posts, am I a bad person also?
In the old forum it was possible to know when every user had joined. If you could see that, you would know that some people made over 1000 posts in 2 months (spammers) and some in 7 years (regular non-obsessive posters).
On another non related issue, Greg, how has your Queen related job been lately? Anything exciting over there that you might want to share?
Regards,
Juan Carlos Wiley (an actual person with a face)
from Monterrey, Mexico[/QUOTE]
QUEEN ARCHIVIST REPLIES....
Wiley... you did not say much about what you TRULY thought about Fatty's comments (his 'joke') about Freddie, poof, poo bay, cock, etc. You think that's all OK then, yes????
you're gonna ignore that. Thereby giving the impression that's all fine and dandy, and go straight to having a pop at me.
Where is your BALANCE and fairness.
You think comments like that (joke or otherwise) is ok???
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Donna13 wrote: [/QUOTENAME]This thread is a self-imposed intervention. Greg has realized that Queenzone is very bad for his health. The stress has recently caused him to use the "f word" in the Serious forum, quote and get mad at the wrong person, use the word "pal", misunderstand a brilliant humorous post by fatty, and also to eat a really bad (probably with fake ingredients) custard tart while stealing his neighbor's wireless internet connection. The problem is that whenever he comes here he is attacked by a mob of people who really just want to get to Brian and Roger and/or get their hands on the contents of the archives. [/QUOTE]
DONNA. YOU SPEAK MUCH SENSE. HOW COME YOU REMAIN HERE, SO LONG, SO CALM - STILL, AND NOT EVEN A FEATHER RUFFLED???? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO NOT GET THE HUMP WITH SOME OF THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR... 'JOKES'? SUCH A DEAR FATTY AND HIS PECULIAR ATTITUDE TO GAY PEOPLE. I CAN'T DO IT. THEY GET UP MY NOSE WITH THEIR 'STUFF'.
I TAKE MY ENGLISH HAT OFF TO YOU, HOPING THAT THAT TRANSLATES!!!
I AGREE WITH YOU. A LOT OF THESE ARSEHOLES ON HERE - OH LORD, ANOTHER SWEAR WORD SLIPPED OUT... PEOPLE ON HERE, DO SEEM TO VENT THEIR FRUSTRATION OUT ON ME.
I DON'T CARE, MIND YOU... LIKE THAT WOULD BOTHER ME. I GIVE AS GOOD AS I GET, STILL, AS YOU KNOW, AND GENERALLY MANAGE TO RUFFLE MORE OPPOSING FEATHERS THAN THEY MANAGE OF MINE... BUT IT DOES GET TEDIOUS, I WON'T DENY.
DONNA... WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE STINT AT RUNNING THIS SITE FOR A WHILE!!!!!!
ALL POWER TO YOU, AGAIN. I LIKE YOUR 'WAY' WITH WORDS.
I'M GOING BACK TO READ A BIT MORE NOW... AND POSSIBLY WIND A FEW MORE PEOPLE UP, AND WATCH THEM FLY. THEY DISH IT OUT 24/7 BUT DON'T LIKE IT WHEN IT COMES BACK AT EM.
UH! BLESS 'EM!
DONNA. YOU SPEAK MUCH SENSE. HOW COME YOU REMAIN HERE, SO LONG, SO CALM - STILL, AND NOT EVEN A FEATHER RUFFLED???? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO NOT GET THE HUMP WITH SOME OF THESE PEOPLE AND THEIR... 'JOKES'? SUCH A DEAR FATTY AND HIS PECULIAR ATTITUDE TO GAY PEOPLE. I CAN'T DO IT. THEY GET UP MY NOSE WITH THEIR 'STUFF'.
I TAKE MY ENGLISH HAT OFF TO YOU, HOPING THAT THAT TRANSLATES!!!
I AGREE WITH YOU. A LOT OF THESE ARSEHOLES ON HERE - OH LORD, ANOTHER SWEAR WORD SLIPPED OUT... PEOPLE ON HERE, DO SEEM TO VENT THEIR FRUSTRATION OUT ON ME.
I DON'T CARE, MIND YOU... LIKE THAT WOULD BOTHER ME. I GIVE AS GOOD AS I GET, STILL, AS YOU KNOW, AND GENERALLY MANAGE TO RUFFLE MORE OPPOSING FEATHERS THAN THEY MANAGE OF MINE... BUT IT DOES GET TEDIOUS, I WON'T DENY.
DONNA... WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A LITTLE STINT AT RUNNING THIS SITE FOR A WHILE!!!!!!
ALL POWER TO YOU, AGAIN. I LIKE YOUR 'WAY' WITH WORDS.
I'M GOING BACK TO READ A BIT MORE NOW... AND POSSIBLY WIND A FEW MORE PEOPLE UP, AND WATCH THEM FLY. THEY DISH IT OUT 24/7 BUT DON'T LIKE IT WHEN IT COMES BACK AT EM.
UH! BLESS 'EM!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Steven wrote: [/QUOTENAME]How can Queen's very own archivist, who is supposed to honorably represent the band, be such an annoying jerk on a Queen fan site? This thread, in particular, is very incoherent. This brings me to my skepticism. Is this truly the real and definitive Greg Brooks? Or is it possible, just possible, that this is just a fake trying to get everybody excited? I strongly encourage everybody to take a step back for a moment and analyze this very carefully. If anyone can offer any form of evidence to prove that he is the real deal, please do! Until then, I'm not convinced. I haven't been for the longest time.[/QUOTE]
I THINK I'M ME ALRIGHT. I'M CONVINCED I'M ME, STEVEY. I'VE HAD A CLOSE LOOK AND I'M NOT AN IMPOSTER.
HANG ON! WAIT! I'VE JUST FOUND A BIRTH MARK ON MY HAND WHICH WASN'T THERE THIS MORNING.
NO.... WAIT! IT'S JUST FILTH. SOME GRAVY. NOT A BIRTH MARK.
IT TRULY IS ME.
HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I THINK I'M ME ALRIGHT. I'M CONVINCED I'M ME, STEVEY. I'VE HAD A CLOSE LOOK AND I'M NOT AN IMPOSTER.
HANG ON! WAIT! I'VE JUST FOUND A BIRTH MARK ON MY HAND WHICH WASN'T THERE THIS MORNING.
NO.... WAIT! IT'S JUST FILTH. SOME GRAVY. NOT A BIRTH MARK.
IT TRULY IS ME.
HOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!