Aside from the FACT that his band is band is the greatest thing on earth since Queen, there are other unknown facts about Treasure Moment that many of you might know.
FACT #1: Freddie Mercury caught AIDS on purpose after an oracle predicted the coming of Treasure Moment. Not being willing to be overshadowed by someone with more talent, Freddie went to San Francisco and had unprotected sex for an entire month. Despite what most people believe, Freddie Mercury was actually straight.
FACT #2: While Mozart composed his first piece at the age of 3, Treasure Moment composed his first piece while being a sperm traveling through his mother's womb.
FACT #3: Brian May was able to build his guitar from fireplace wood. Treasure Moment on the other hand, built his own band by cloning himself 4 times. After he realized that no matter how many auditions he would hold, still he could never find someone as talented as himself.
FACT #4: Treasure Moment is the only person on earth capable of playing the piano with his cock (no hands).
FACT #5: Paganini sold his soul to Satan in exchange for outstanding violin playing skills. Centuries later Satan would sell his soul to Treasure Moment to become his roadie.
FACT #6: Millions of mothers hoping to have an offspring with extraordinary musical talent have made requests to sperm banks for Treasure Moment's semen. Treasure Moment's cum is priced at $5000 per drop, but due to scheduling conflicts while working on his next masterpiece, Treasure Moment has only been able to provide man-goo for only a few of his fans.
At the sperm bank Treasure Moment masturbated while listening to his own music, while dropping loads of talent inside a cup.
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Freddie is God. That's a fact he got right. ;-))
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yara wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie is God. That's a fact he got right. ;-))[/QUOTE]
That might be a true fact considering that every guy he fucked in the ass was screaming...
OH GOD!!
That might be a true fact considering that every guy he fucked in the ass was screaming...
OH GOD!!
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Yara wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Freddie is God. That's a fact he got right. ;-))[/QUOTE]
That might be a true fact considering that every guy he fucked in the ass was screaming...
OH GOD!![/QUOTE]
Very likely. Those listening to him sing or play the piano too. "Oh, God, what a wonderful musician".
So, this one it seems he really got right. ;-))
That's a fact, yeah. :o)
That might be a true fact considering that every guy he fucked in the ass was screaming...
OH GOD!![/QUOTE]
Very likely. Those listening to him sing or play the piano too. "Oh, God, what a wonderful musician".
So, this one it seems he really got right. ;-))
That's a fact, yeah. :o)
You know what they say...if enough people believe it, it becomes true. And Freddie fucked a *lot* of people. So it might turn out that TM was indeed right on one count. Just one question remains: will the universe end now that has happened?
FACTS? Or just folklore?
(See Mr. Jingles post for reference)
FACT #1 folklore. It wasn't San Francisco, it was Des Moines, Iowa.
FACT #2 Fact. Members of the band Europe were being treated for a gerbilectomy and a couple overheard this tune and made a hit out of it. TM was never compensated. The court ruled the statute of limitations had been reached.
FACT #3: Fact. A record amount of DNA was produced in the course of 3 months thanks to a video membership to "The Tool Box", Iran's underground gay movie rental store.
FACT #4: Folklore. Ill-equiped. Unfortunately he is not able to even play the first 6 notes of chopsticks with it.
FACT #5: Unknown. No shows yet. Stay Tuned, there's a huge one coming...
FACT #6: Folklore. You don't want to cause world-wide panic, do you Jingles?
(See Mr. Jingles post for reference)
FACT #1 folklore. It wasn't San Francisco, it was Des Moines, Iowa.
FACT #2 Fact. Members of the band Europe were being treated for a gerbilectomy and a couple overheard this tune and made a hit out of it. TM was never compensated. The court ruled the statute of limitations had been reached.
FACT #3: Fact. A record amount of DNA was produced in the course of 3 months thanks to a video membership to "The Tool Box", Iran's underground gay movie rental store.
FACT #4: Folklore. Ill-equiped. Unfortunately he is not able to even play the first 6 notes of chopsticks with it.
FACT #5: Unknown. No shows yet. Stay Tuned, there's a huge one coming...
FACT #6: Folklore. You don't want to cause world-wide panic, do you Jingles?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr.Jingles wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Aside from the FACT that his band is band is the greatest thing on earth since Queen, there are other unknown facts about Treasure Moment that many of you might know.
FACT #1: Freddie Mercury caught AIDS on purpose after an oracle predicted the coming of Treasure Moment. Not being willing to be overshadowed by someone with more talent, Freddie went to San Francisco and had unprotected sex for an entire month. Despite what most people believe, Freddie Mercury was actually straight.
FACT #2: While Mozart composed his first piece at the age of 3, Treasure Moment composed his first piece while being a sperm traveling through his mother's womb.
FACT #3: Brian May was able to build his guitar from fireplace wood. Treasure Moment on the other hand, built his own band by cloning himself 4 times. After he realized that no matter how many auditions he would hold, still he could never find someone as talented as himself.
FACT #4: Treasure Moment is the only person on earth capable of playing the piano with his cock (no hands).
FACT #5: Paganini sold his soul to Satan in exchange for outstanding violin playing skills. Centuries later Satan would sell his soul to Treasure Moment to become his roadie.
FACT #6: Millions of mothers hoping to have an offspring with extraordinary musical talent have made requests to sperm banks for Treasure Moment's semen. Treasure Moment's cum is priced at $5000 per drop, but due to scheduling conflicts while working on his next masterpiece, Treasure Moment has only been able to provide man-goo for only a few of his fans.
At the sperm bank Treasure Moment masturbated while listening to his own music, while dropping loads of talent inside a cup. [/QUOTE]
LMAO!
FACT #1: Freddie Mercury caught AIDS on purpose after an oracle predicted the coming of Treasure Moment. Not being willing to be overshadowed by someone with more talent, Freddie went to San Francisco and had unprotected sex for an entire month. Despite what most people believe, Freddie Mercury was actually straight.
FACT #2: While Mozart composed his first piece at the age of 3, Treasure Moment composed his first piece while being a sperm traveling through his mother's womb.
FACT #3: Brian May was able to build his guitar from fireplace wood. Treasure Moment on the other hand, built his own band by cloning himself 4 times. After he realized that no matter how many auditions he would hold, still he could never find someone as talented as himself.
FACT #4: Treasure Moment is the only person on earth capable of playing the piano with his cock (no hands).
FACT #5: Paganini sold his soul to Satan in exchange for outstanding violin playing skills. Centuries later Satan would sell his soul to Treasure Moment to become his roadie.
FACT #6: Millions of mothers hoping to have an offspring with extraordinary musical talent have made requests to sperm banks for Treasure Moment's semen. Treasure Moment's cum is priced at $5000 per drop, but due to scheduling conflicts while working on his next masterpiece, Treasure Moment has only been able to provide man-goo for only a few of his fans.
At the sperm bank Treasure Moment masturbated while listening to his own music, while dropping loads of talent inside a cup. [/QUOTE]
LMAO!
Mr Jingles and microwave have just brightened my day!!!
LMAO
LMAO
I submit to Jingles on this one. I'm just merely riding his coat tails.
Treasure Moment can kick Chuck Norris' ass.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Mr Jingles and microwave have just brightened my day!!!
LMAO[/QUOTE]
I just love your quote. Where did you get it?? XD
LMAO[/QUOTE]
I just love your quote. Where did you get it?? XD
Wow. I'm amazed.
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Wow. I'm amazed.
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)[/QUOTE]
not really, i just find this amusing.
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)[/QUOTE]
not really, i just find this amusing.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]inu-liger wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Wow. I'm amazed.
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)[/QUOTE]
not really, i just find this amusing.[/QUOTE]
ooh! did you like mine?????
A "Treasure Moment" topic with over TEN posts without a reply from the shithead himself yet??
Bloody hell. I think we've stumped him for once :-)[/QUOTE]
not really, i just find this amusing.[/QUOTE]
ooh! did you like mine?????