Treasure Moment take their name from the delightful few seconds of peace that appear between the tracks on their CD.
Treasure Moment are the reason that there's no such thing as a television programme called 'Sweden Has Talent'.
If all the plastic from all the Treasure Moment CDs that have ever been sold were to be recycled, there would be enough raw material to make as many as three bin liners.
If all the electrical cables used at an average Treasure Moment concert were laid end to end, there still wouldn't be enough to tie the band up with and throw them into a canal.
A record executive told the band that a sure-fire way to generate public interest in the band was for one of them to die. After listening to their demo, the record executive decided that not only would the whole band have to die, so would most of their friends and family.
Treasure Moment has the only fan club in the world where the band out-numbers the fans five to one.
Treaure Moment were almost booked to play at the opening ceremony of the Special Olympics in Beijing. Organisers changed their mind after seeing them perform as they wanted to play down the "completely retarded" angle.
Treasure Moment are the only band in the world to know fewer chords than Status Quo.
If you were to play a selection of Treasure Moment songs within 15 feet of Freddie Mercury's corpse for just ten minutes, the spinning would produce enough energy to light Las Vegas for a decade.
Scientists have discovered a unique effect that comes from playing Treasure Moment CDs. Apon hearing their god-awful excuse for rock music, the listeners will to live begins to seep out of his or her body and can be seen as a transparent layer covering the ground and objects nearby.
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Treasure Moment's original guitarist was fired for being able to play the chord F sharp.
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment's original guitarist was fired for being able to play the chord F sharp.
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.[/QUOTE]¨
hmm thanks for the info
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.[/QUOTE]¨
hmm thanks for the info
There was no gunman in Dallas, on November 22nd 1963.
JFK heard "Forgotten One" and his head asplode.
JFK heard "Forgotten One" and his head asplode.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Mr Mercury wrote: [/QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment's original guitarist was fired for being able to play the chord F sharp.
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.[/QUOTE]
XDDDDD
Similarly, the original keyboard player was fired for boasting he knew what the plug on his keyboard was for. And for telling the rest of the band about this new fangled thing called "electricity" and what is was for.[/QUOTE]
XDDDDD
FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]
Well, we could take up a collection...
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]
Well, we could take up a collection...
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]henke1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.
FACT 1
TREASURE MOMENT LIKES TO GET CUMSHOTS FROM BLACK MEN ON HIS CHEST WHILE HE LISTENS TO "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS".
AND NO HE CAN'T SING ALONG BECAUSE HE HAS ONE DOWN THE THROAT TOO.
TREASURE MOMENT LIKES TO GET CUMSHOTS FROM BLACK MEN ON HIS CHEST WHILE HE LISTENS TO "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS".
AND NO HE CAN'T SING ALONG BECAUSE HE HAS ONE DOWN THE THROAT TOO.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]henke1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.[/QUOTE]Again, you can´t compare Heroine and Caffine. I have to bite my tounge to say it, but in a way you are correct. They are both -ine, an addictive substance. But lets be frank, coffee is not a drug. And if I drank 10 cups of coffee everyday, witch I do, that would not make me a drugaddict more like a guy very tired of teaching TM things on QZ.
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.[/QUOTE]Again, you can´t compare Heroine and Caffine. I have to bite my tounge to say it, but in a way you are correct. They are both -ine, an addictive substance. But lets be frank, coffee is not a drug. And if I drank 10 cups of coffee everyday, witch I do, that would not make me a drugaddict more like a guy very tired of teaching TM things on QZ.
[QUOTE][QUOTENAME]henke1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]henke1980 wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Treasure Moment wrote: [/QUOTENAME][QUOTE][QUOTENAME]Poo again wrote: [/QUOTENAME]FACT:
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.[/QUOTE]Again, you can´t compare Heroine and Caffine. I have to bite my tounge to say it, but in a way you are correct. They are both -ine, an addictive substance. But lets be frank, coffee is not a drug. And if I drank 10 cups of coffee everyday, witch I do, that would not make me a drugaddict more like a guy very tired of teaching TM things on QZ.[/QUOTE]
coffee, cigaretters and alcohol are all drugs and bad for you, specially alcohol and ciggarettes, can you explain why mariuana is illegal when its ALOT better than alcohol and cigarettes?
those who make the laws are fucking evil slimes, they have no right banning these drugs. If i want to explore my mind and other dimensions with psychadelics then its my right to do so, people have been using magic mushrooms for thousands of years and suddenly these idiots come and ban it.
Saying "Freddie Mercury is God" in Iran will most likely result in execution.[/QUOTE]
yes but then again im not in iran[/QUOTE]But from your later post on another thread, where you completly stated that smoking cigs and drinking was similar to shooting heroin, I reccon you´re muslim. If you are, whatever happened to this Allah fella?[/QUOTE]
im not muslim, im against all organized religion, i believe in spirituality and yeah drugs are drugs, its the same shit, people who talk bad about drugs yet smoke and drink are fucking hypocrits! of course heroin kills you faster but they are all drugs. I wouldnt touch those kinda drugs, the only drugs i would be interested if any are psychadelics.[/QUOTE]Again, you can´t compare Heroine and Caffine. I have to bite my tounge to say it, but in a way you are correct. They are both -ine, an addictive substance. But lets be frank, coffee is not a drug. And if I drank 10 cups of coffee everyday, witch I do, that would not make me a drugaddict more like a guy very tired of teaching TM things on QZ.[/QUOTE]
coffee, cigaretters and alcohol are all drugs and bad for you, specially alcohol and ciggarettes, can you explain why mariuana is illegal when its ALOT better than alcohol and cigarettes?
those who make the laws are fucking evil slimes, they have no right banning these drugs. If i want to explore my mind and other dimensions with psychadelics then its my right to do so, people have been using magic mushrooms for thousands of years and suddenly these idiots come and ban it.
Treausre Moment FACT: No Andreas = No Treasure Moment
Here endeth the FACT.
Here endeth the FACT.