The "I love Cindy" random thoughts thread

i could kill for a toasted cheese and branston pickle sandwich..ive had enough of ryvitas now :-[

All right you trendy assholes. I haven't taken a shower or bath for a hundred years and I smell like fucking dirty cunt. I want to take a fucking shower or bath but my clothes are packed in fucking boxes because I just moved from one apartment to another and I'm too tired to unpack.

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[b]Jacob Britt wrote: [/b]

All right you trendy assholes. I haven't taken a shower or bath for a hundred years and I smell like fucking dirty cunt. I want to take a fucking shower or bath but my clothes are packed in fucking boxes because I just moved from one apartment to another and I'm too tired to unpack. [/QUOTE]

I've never wanted you more.

LMFUCKINGAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[b]fatty wrote: [/b]

Excerpts from Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

Monday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Tuesday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Wednesday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Thursday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Friday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Saturday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me

Sunday
Went to Jake Britt's housewarming party. Wish I'd stayed in.[/QUOTE]
ROFL!

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[b]fatty wrote: [/b]



Excerpts from Elizabeth Fritzl's diary.

Monday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Tuesday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Wednesday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Thursday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Friday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me.

Saturday
Stayed in. Dad came down and raped me

Sunday
Went to Jake Britt's housewarming party. Wish I'd stayed in.

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Not interesting to me. Typical.

am i the only one that keeps thinking its Roger sitting next to The Edge and Bonio at the top of the page?

A dildah! A dildah! There's a DILDAH in Raf's booty!

God and St Peter are having a meeting over a nice Cornish tea regarding the days intakes into Heaven and Hell and God says to St Peter:
"so,how many have we had in over the last few days?"
"we had 666 in on Friday,666 in on Saturday and 667 in on Sunday" replies St Peter
"what about Monday?" asks God
" we had no one on Monday" says St Peter
"what you mean we had no one?" questions God "why not?"
"well" says St Peter "they come to the pearly gates and they get the choice of whether they want to come in here or go to Hell and they are all choosing Hell.I even let them ask me one question about Heaven and they still choose Hell"
"what the fuck are they asking you?" asks a very angry and vengeful God
"they ask if Jade Goody is here" replies St Peter "and when i say 'yes',they all chose to go to Hell"

Got 2500 words to chop off my final thesis then that's me finished a painful year of research!

if i was any good with computers and music programs i would have a go at trying to do a version with FM and Little Boots singing Love Kills together but as im not any good with modern technology im gonna go to the pub and leave it to someone else to do it instead...

Metallica in 4 days........
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Dosta mi je svega.

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[b]Ms. Rebel wrote: [/b]

Dosta mi je svega.[/QUOTE]
you can get a cream in the chemists to clear that up within a week or 2