Raf
OH, LOOK AT ME, I'M HIGH ON MEDS AND I WANT TO DRINK SO THAT EVERYONE THINKS I'M SO COOL AND MENTAL AND DRUNK AND IDIOT WOOOOOOOOOO
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Saif
Someone needs to call Nurse Ratched on this guy... What the hell is he doing asking for medical advice on QZ?
-fatty- 2850
It's not medical advice he's asking for, It's attention.
fatty.
fatty.
john bodega
Guys; I know you're probably just having fun with Jake here, but I feel I should point out :
When he eventually does off himself, it won't be long before the authorities come on here and find a whole forum full of people 'encouraging' him to do it. Whether or not you're being serious is immaterial... I'd hate to see this place gain notoriety for pushing someone over the edge, so to speak.
When he eventually does off himself, it won't be long before the authorities come on here and find a whole forum full of people 'encouraging' him to do it. Whether or not you're being serious is immaterial... I'd hate to see this place gain notoriety for pushing someone over the edge, so to speak.
Micrówave
[QUOTE]I take Lorazepam 1mg (four times a day), Effexor 250mg (once a day), and Ritalin 5mg (three times a day).[/QUOTE]
Holy crap.
You've got some issues.
Someday, someone's going to be your victim. I'd triple your doses, and maybe prevent that from happening.
Holy crap.
You've got some issues.
Someday, someone's going to be your victim. I'd triple your doses, and maybe prevent that from happening.
-fatty- 2850
First of all, Jake isn't going to kill himself. He's just one of those emo kids who pretends to be suicidal because he thinks it might make him look cool in front of girls. It's a common enough phase that 14-18 years olds go through and the only reason that Jake hasn't grown out of it yet is because he's a bit backwards.
Besides, if you have a look through Jake's recent posts you'll notice that he's moving away from "suicide" and drifting towards "accidental overdose". He's probably watched a documentary about Heath Ledger and thought "I'll have some of that." In a recent post he claimed that his doctors have told him that he only has about ten years left to live. No doubt he was expecting a flood of sympathy and when that didn't happen he went back to pretending that he's taking risks with his medication again.
Now we come to what might happen if Jake did manage to kill himself. The only thing that would concern me is wondering if it was proof that God existed or proved Darwin's theory of natural selection.
On a more serious note, I don't suppose he'd be missed by many folks on Queenzone. Women might feel safer walking the streets of New Hampshire after dark and his poor son would almost certainly be better off without that fucking idiot in his life.
fatty.
Besides, if you have a look through Jake's recent posts you'll notice that he's moving away from "suicide" and drifting towards "accidental overdose". He's probably watched a documentary about Heath Ledger and thought "I'll have some of that." In a recent post he claimed that his doctors have told him that he only has about ten years left to live. No doubt he was expecting a flood of sympathy and when that didn't happen he went back to pretending that he's taking risks with his medication again.
Now we come to what might happen if Jake did manage to kill himself. The only thing that would concern me is wondering if it was proof that God existed or proved Darwin's theory of natural selection.
On a more serious note, I don't suppose he'd be missed by many folks on Queenzone. Women might feel safer walking the streets of New Hampshire after dark and his poor son would almost certainly be better off without that fucking idiot in his life.
fatty.
KillerQueen840
I like the advertising under your post:
"Become Popular: learn social skills."
"Become Popular: learn social skills."
thomasquinn 32989
What would the world be like without Jake...
A bright summer's morning in an anonymous town. A funeral procession is heading for the boneyard, in a somewhat more cheerful mood than is usual in such a case. The people carrying the casket are obviously under the influence of booze of some kind, and considerably louder than your average post-Irish-wake drunkard. Slightly slurred singing of "Goodbye Jake, we won't see you no more" (to the tune of Amazing Grace, Shenandoah, Oh When The Saints and Blitzkrieg Bop depending on which of the singers you are listening to) resounds, and the only person crying is a slightly chubby fellow affectionately called fatty by his fellows. You might expect me to say that the reason he is crying is because his favorite object of comic retort has finally left the premises, but I would be lying if I did. Some of the more sentimental readers might now have the nagging suspicion that deep down fatty felt more kindly towards Jake than he showed, but they're just over-emotional tossers anyway. The reason fatty has tears running down his cheeks is twofold: he has fallen down and grazed his knee, and also just discovered that all the whisky bottles are empty by now.
The burial procession reached the freshly-dug grave. An appropriate ceremony is held (meaning the casket, wrapped in chains, is tipped in, several over-enthusiastic funeral-goers exhibit their intoxication by spontaneously urinating in the hole, and finally a thick layer of concrete is poured into the grave. Just to make sure, you see. In all the enthousiasm upon Jake's suddenly falling over in the street and remaining motionless afterwards, nobody bothered to check for a pulse, and we wouldn't want any nasty surprises, like an empty grave the next morning, and three more molested young females the night thereafter.
When the whole burial-business is finally taken care of, the only person left by the grave is an elderly Middle-Eastern gentleman. A trickle of water is running from his eyes, and he is heard to sigh "there goes the greatest of our profession". The man's tears aren't quite what you'd expect. After all, as he walks from the grave, Tariq Aziz is now truly the world's greatest buffoon.
A bright summer's morning in an anonymous town. A funeral procession is heading for the boneyard, in a somewhat more cheerful mood than is usual in such a case. The people carrying the casket are obviously under the influence of booze of some kind, and considerably louder than your average post-Irish-wake drunkard. Slightly slurred singing of "Goodbye Jake, we won't see you no more" (to the tune of Amazing Grace, Shenandoah, Oh When The Saints and Blitzkrieg Bop depending on which of the singers you are listening to) resounds, and the only person crying is a slightly chubby fellow affectionately called fatty by his fellows. You might expect me to say that the reason he is crying is because his favorite object of comic retort has finally left the premises, but I would be lying if I did. Some of the more sentimental readers might now have the nagging suspicion that deep down fatty felt more kindly towards Jake than he showed, but they're just over-emotional tossers anyway. The reason fatty has tears running down his cheeks is twofold: he has fallen down and grazed his knee, and also just discovered that all the whisky bottles are empty by now.
The burial procession reached the freshly-dug grave. An appropriate ceremony is held (meaning the casket, wrapped in chains, is tipped in, several over-enthusiastic funeral-goers exhibit their intoxication by spontaneously urinating in the hole, and finally a thick layer of concrete is poured into the grave. Just to make sure, you see. In all the enthousiasm upon Jake's suddenly falling over in the street and remaining motionless afterwards, nobody bothered to check for a pulse, and we wouldn't want any nasty surprises, like an empty grave the next morning, and three more molested young females the night thereafter.
When the whole burial-business is finally taken care of, the only person left by the grave is an elderly Middle-Eastern gentleman. A trickle of water is running from his eyes, and he is heard to sigh "there goes the greatest of our profession". The man's tears aren't quite what you'd expect. After all, as he walks from the grave, Tariq Aziz is now truly the world's greatest buffoon.
Saif
That was an entertaining read. But who is Tariq Aziz? The Christian dude who worked for Saddam(something like that)?
Winter Land Man
STOP THE NOISE!
Raf is masturbating!
Raf is masturbating!
Winter Land Man
[i][b]"It's not medical advice he's asking for, It's attention.
fatty."[/b]
[/i]It's medical advice. I don't want to drink to get drunk, nor do I want to drink to be 'cool', like that chronic masturbater, Rafael Freeman, says. WOOOOOOOOOO to Raf... for masturbating over photos of Queen fans.
[i][b]"When he eventually does off himself, it won't be long before the authorities come on here and find a whole forum full of people 'encouraging' him to do it. Whether or not you're being serious is immaterial... I'd hate to see this place gain notoriety for pushing someone over the edge, so to speak."[/b][/i]
No one will kill themselves on this forum. I don't think it's ever happened.
[b][i]"Someone needs to call Nurse Ratched on this guy... What the hell is he doing asking for medical advice on QZ?"[/i][/b]
If it was 40 years ago, and I was single, and I was the age I am now, I'd bang her, sure, why not? She took her top off on 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. YUMMY!
[b][i]"Holy crap.
You've got some issues. Someday, someone's going to be your victim. I'd triple your doses, and maybe prevent that from happening."
[/i][/b]
No one will be my victim. My life, for you!
[b][i]"First of all, Jake isn't going to kill himself. He's just one of those emo kids who pretends to be suicidal because he thinks it might make him look cool in front of girls. It's a common enough phase that 14-18 years olds go through and the only reason that Jake hasn't grown out of it yet is because he's a bit backwards.
Besides, if you have a look through Jake's recent posts you'll notice that he's moving away from "suicide" and drifting towards "accidental overdose". He's probably watched a documentary about Heath Ledger and thought "I'll have some of that." In a recent post he claimed that his doctors have told him that he only has about ten years left to live. No doubt he was expecting a flood of sympathy and when that didn't happen he went back to pretending that he's taking risks with his medication again.
Now we come to what might happen if Jake did manage to kill himself. The only thing that would concern me is wondering if it was proof that God existed or proved Darwin's theory of natural selection.
On a more serious note, I don't suppose he'd be missed by many folks on Queenzone. Women might feel safer walking the streets of New Hampshire after dark and his poor son would almost certainly be better off without that fucking idiot in his life.
fatty."[/i][/b]
I won't kill himself. I'm not emo, nor a kid... maybe compared to your age, I am. I don't want to die, nor do I wish to fake suicide. The doctors didn't tell me I have ten years to live, go back and check my posts and quotes of other people. You're still typical.
fatty."[/b]
[/i]It's medical advice. I don't want to drink to get drunk, nor do I want to drink to be 'cool', like that chronic masturbater, Rafael Freeman, says. WOOOOOOOOOO to Raf... for masturbating over photos of Queen fans.
[i][b]"When he eventually does off himself, it won't be long before the authorities come on here and find a whole forum full of people 'encouraging' him to do it. Whether or not you're being serious is immaterial... I'd hate to see this place gain notoriety for pushing someone over the edge, so to speak."[/b][/i]
No one will kill themselves on this forum. I don't think it's ever happened.
[b][i]"Someone needs to call Nurse Ratched on this guy... What the hell is he doing asking for medical advice on QZ?"[/i][/b]
If it was 40 years ago, and I was single, and I was the age I am now, I'd bang her, sure, why not? She took her top off on 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'. YUMMY!
[b][i]"Holy crap.
You've got some issues. Someday, someone's going to be your victim. I'd triple your doses, and maybe prevent that from happening."
[/i][/b]
No one will be my victim. My life, for you!
[b][i]"First of all, Jake isn't going to kill himself. He's just one of those emo kids who pretends to be suicidal because he thinks it might make him look cool in front of girls. It's a common enough phase that 14-18 years olds go through and the only reason that Jake hasn't grown out of it yet is because he's a bit backwards.
Besides, if you have a look through Jake's recent posts you'll notice that he's moving away from "suicide" and drifting towards "accidental overdose". He's probably watched a documentary about Heath Ledger and thought "I'll have some of that." In a recent post he claimed that his doctors have told him that he only has about ten years left to live. No doubt he was expecting a flood of sympathy and when that didn't happen he went back to pretending that he's taking risks with his medication again.
Now we come to what might happen if Jake did manage to kill himself. The only thing that would concern me is wondering if it was proof that God existed or proved Darwin's theory of natural selection.
On a more serious note, I don't suppose he'd be missed by many folks on Queenzone. Women might feel safer walking the streets of New Hampshire after dark and his poor son would almost certainly be better off without that fucking idiot in his life.
fatty."[/i][/b]
I won't kill himself. I'm not emo, nor a kid... maybe compared to your age, I am. I don't want to die, nor do I wish to fake suicide. The doctors didn't tell me I have ten years to live, go back and check my posts and quotes of other people. You're still typical.
Saif
Nurse Ratched did not FUCKING take her top off in Cuckoo's Nest.
Winter Land Man
Buy the DVD, and go to the interview section or whatever, and she said she got fed up with something, so she took her top off. Even shows a photo of the back of her while she did it.
It was during the film, no, but it was behind the scenes.
It was during the film, no, but it was behind the scenes.
«¤~Mrš. BÃD GÛŸ~¤»
Saif said: Nurse Ratched did not FUCKING take her top off in Cuckoo's Nest
Excellent movie!! Your right she didn't take off her top. I love the part when all the patients are hiding in the staff room and Mr. Turkle (Scatman Crothers) the night aide is hiding in the room with them, and is trying to deal with the supervisor.
"Mr Turkle??? Mr. Turkle??"
"Where is he??" " Why doesn't he answer her?
"He's jerkin off somewhere"...
"Ain't nobody jerkin off no where Mutherfucker!!" I'm doing the same thing in here, you doin...Hiding!!"
[i]LMFAO...this is hollywood at its best!!!![/i]
Excellent movie!! Your right she didn't take off her top. I love the part when all the patients are hiding in the staff room and Mr. Turkle (Scatman Crothers) the night aide is hiding in the room with them, and is trying to deal with the supervisor.
"Mr Turkle??? Mr. Turkle??"
"Where is he??" " Why doesn't he answer her?
"He's jerkin off somewhere"...
"Ain't nobody jerkin off no where Mutherfucker!!" I'm doing the same thing in here, you doin...Hiding!!"
[i]LMFAO...this is hollywood at its best!!!![/i]
Marcos Napier
Don't forget your Cosmos Rock CD to go with the pills. It will help with the hangover. If you have the vinyl, the cover art is a guaranteed good trip.