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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]
Surely by now they've realised that no one wins Eurovision... it's like war.[/QUOTE]
...only infinitely more cruel and destructive...
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AspiringPhilosophe
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]AspiringPhilosophe wrote: [/b]
I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that. Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat.
As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year. Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes.
Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them. Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic. I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny! (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!)
You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well. Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end.
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[/QUOTE] im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]:
a] a white suit
b] a red cape
c] an accordian
d] break dancing hobbits
we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start...
the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year?
and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol
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I can tell you exactly how that guy from the Czech Republic...along with the guy in the white disco suit from the first act, and the fabio-wannabe would do in Texas. They'd be shot on the spot. It would probably be the first fatality in Eurovision history.
Of course, with the way things are politically here right now, you might have to extend a seperate invitation to Texas; typical with their mentality when they don't get their way, they're screaming about seceding from the US and becoming their own country again.
[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]AspiringPhilosophe wrote: [/b]
I told you Jon, I just wonder whether the man actually has testicles, or if he's a eunuch to sing like that. Either that or he's REALLY good at pretending to be a cat in heat.
As far as the Dutch act goes...their act was better last year. Three middle aged guys trying to sing Europop does not good entertainment make; unless they are going for pity votes.
Those two boy bands from the first semis weren't too good either; they didn't even have the audience with them. Though I have to admit the star of the night was the Czech Republic. I was glad that my boss had left by the point they came on, or she'd have come down to my office and wondered what in the hell was so funny! (Had to lug my laptop to my office to use their internet connection; it's faster than mine!)
You guys should let Australia in...and Canada as well. Of course I also think you should let us in; we could provide you with a real cowboy act from Texas that would guarantee that at least the UK wouldn't be dead last at the end.
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[/QUOTE] im having a small gathering tonight for the second semi-final and we've decided that we shall have a parlour game of doing cocktails and vodka jellies every time we see on tv [maximum 2 jellies per act]:
a] a white suit
b] a red cape
c] an accordian
d] break dancing hobbits
we dont expect to able to see straight when the votes start...
the favourite is in tonights qualifier,is Norway a nice place to go to this time of the year?
and of course,we should let the colonies enter. it would be curious to see how the red cape dude from the Czech Republic would do in Texas lol
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I can tell you exactly how that guy from the Czech Republic...along with the guy in the white disco suit from the first act, and the fabio-wannabe would do in Texas. They'd be shot on the spot. It would probably be the first fatality in Eurovision history.
Of course, with the way things are politically here right now, you might have to extend a seperate invitation to Texas; typical with their mentality when they don't get their way, they're screaming about seceding from the US and becoming their own country again.
Yara
He'd be warmly welcomed in Iran.
JoxerTheDeityPirate
cant wait for the hobbits and the dancing polar bears on tonights show.
thank the maker for Jack Daniel's!
thank the maker for Jack Daniel's!
***Marial-B***
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kxdH6yT-8
This is what Jon likes :D
This is what Jon likes :D
Syb Ringnalda
Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them.
JoxerTheDeityPirate
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[b]***Marial-B*** wrote: [/b]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kxdH6yT-8
This is what Jon likes :D[/QUOTE]
what one? there were shitloads to choose from lol
[b]***Marial-B*** wrote: [/b]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4kxdH6yT-8
This is what Jon likes :D[/QUOTE]
what one? there were shitloads to choose from lol
JoxerTheDeityPirate
see,this is the thing about eurovision.Just when you know whats gonna happen they throw you a swerve ball.
im not gonna spoil it for those that havent seen it yet but all i will say is 'Green Gimp'!
and,i want to know who told the organisers about the Joxers Jollies game with the vodka jellies and the accordians? we wrere pissed as rats arse by song 5!
im not gonna spoil it for those that havent seen it yet but all i will say is 'Green Gimp'!
and,i want to know who told the organisers about the Joxers Jollies game with the vodka jellies and the accordians? we wrere pissed as rats arse by song 5!
***Marial-B***
Meh
Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :)
Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :)
JoxerTheDeityPirate
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[b]Syb Ringnalda wrote: [/b]
Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them. [/QUOTE]
i had them in my top ten qualifiers with Ireland but what do i know????
[b]Syb Ringnalda wrote: [/b]
Toppers are out. I kinda expected that really. But still a shame for them. [/QUOTE]
i had them in my top ten qualifiers with Ireland but what do i know????
JoxerTheDeityPirate
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[b]***Marial-B*** wrote: [/b]
Meh
Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :)[/QUOTE]
ah,yes,you know me too well for the senoritas lol
im gonna take a long hard bated breath and say that there are too many taking this seriously this year [inc the UK] and that FRANCE [spit] may sneak it with Spain 2nd,Norway,UK,Greece and Iceland in hot pursuit..
either way im gonna be drunker than the pope at mass come saturday!
[b]***Marial-B*** wrote: [/b]
Meh
Anyways, I meant the spanish girl, Soraya, you can search for her :)[/QUOTE]
ah,yes,you know me too well for the senoritas lol
im gonna take a long hard bated breath and say that there are too many taking this seriously this year [inc the UK] and that FRANCE [spit] may sneak it with Spain 2nd,Norway,UK,Greece and Iceland in hot pursuit..
either way im gonna be drunker than the pope at mass come saturday!
@ndy38
I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh.
JoxerTheDeityPirate
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[b]@ndy38 wrote: [/b]
I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh.
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its one of the highlights of the year..until the votes come in.. :-[
[b]@ndy38 wrote: [/b]
I just watched coverage of the semi-finals there, i gotta say, i love Eurovision! Always good for a laugh.
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its one of the highlights of the year..until the votes come in.. :-[
Syb Ringnalda
yeah, it really makes you laugh
I did like some of the songs though
I did like some of the songs though
JoxerTheDeityPirate
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[b]Syb Ringnalda wrote: [/b]
yeah, it really makes you laugh
I did like some of the songs though[/QUOTE]
theyve tried to cut out the political voting this year but it still seemed weird having countries like Estonia and Azherbejain [im drunk and i dont care how its spelt] getting through when countries like Ireland and Cyprus didnt..
[b]Syb Ringnalda wrote: [/b]
yeah, it really makes you laugh
I did like some of the songs though[/QUOTE]
theyve tried to cut out the political voting this year but it still seemed weird having countries like Estonia and Azherbejain [im drunk and i dont care how its spelt] getting through when countries like Ireland and Cyprus didnt..