Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.
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You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op
Treat it gently. :-))
"Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe.
Take care! I wish you the best.
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if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again
"keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!
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I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates.
I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred.
Just take care.
I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there!
Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call.
Deeply concerned,
Yara.
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]
Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.
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You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op
Treat it gently. :-))
"Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe.
Take care! I wish you the best.
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if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again
"keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!
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I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates.
I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred.
Just take care.
I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there!
Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call.
Deeply concerned,
Yara.
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ol' Clarence doesnt need to see matey with his harpoon to be afraid,Excalibur is sitting right in front of the computer [on the wall] just waiting for the day when Clarenece 'throws its toys from the pram' and refuses to let me log on.
i wonder how much damage i can do with a 4ft broad sword?.. ;-]
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
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i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
Mr Mercury · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
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*puts on A Kirsty MacColl voice*
Theres a Greek guy down our pasty shop swears he's Cornish
But he's a liar and Im not sure about you.....
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
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i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
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XD i still want more dr pepper.
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
[/QUOTE]
i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
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XD i still want more dr pepper.
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lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!
Lady Nyx · Member since
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
[QUOTE]
[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
[/QUOTE]
i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
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XD i still want more dr pepper.
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lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!
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i follow my nose >.>
catqueen · Member since
[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]
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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]
Stupid, stupid, stupid computor has crashed again. Back to brief moments on other people's computors for another week or two.
[/QUOTE]
You keep saying your computer is stupid and then it crashes on purpose. :op
Treat it gently. :-))
"Sweet, sweet computer, why have you forsaken me, my dear?". Hehe.
Take care! I wish you the best.
[/QUOTE]
if i spoke to 'Clarence' [yes,ive named my computer Clarence] like that,it would never switch on again
"keep it mean and keep it keen" as we Cornish say.. if that dont work,then swear at it like its an Aberdeen fishwife and threaten it with a trip to the dump!
[/QUOTE]
I'd be more carefully. Clarence might as well take ofense and reach a "Bon Accord" with the Aberdeen fishwife and, under the protection of Robert The Bruce, lay Cornwall to waste. You guys don't have King Arthur anymore, remember this. Gordon Brown would probably take a bribe from the guys managing the ports and enlist the thieves guild to fight you guys. And Clarence has all the inside knowledge about you and so on. They're the real pirates.
I'd treat Clarence better. It's not going to switch on? "Ok, cute Clarence, I hope you feel better tomorrow". It's got some of your secrets, it's been giving you fun for a good deal of time. His vengeance can be, I don't know, he may come back as Mordred.
Just take care.
I mean, Clarence knows how to blackmail you. We all know through the private messages why that guy came up from the sea and pointed the harpoon to your groin - rumor has it, says Clarence, that you were hiding his fish there!
Well, I tried. You know better. But the days of King Arthur are gone. You better call that creepy guy from the sea to take the harpoon from him, reshape it and tell Clarence that it's Excalibur. If you really value that part of your body, and its surroundings, you'll be able to make the argument that the harpoon is sacred. It was a close call.
Deeply concerned,
Yara.
[/QUOTE]
ol' Clarence doesnt need to see matey with his harpoon to be afraid,Excalibur is sitting right in front of the computer [on the wall] just waiting for the day when Clarenece 'throws its toys from the pram' and refuses to let me log on.
i wonder how much damage i can do with a 4ft broad sword?.. ;-]
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:))))
Yeah, I should be more careful... although I didn't call it stupid to it's face - I'm on someone else's computor. But maybe they secretly email each other in the deep dead of night.
Just in case:
Oh great and wonderful and magnificant NEW (ish) laptop, your wonderfulness is constantly in my mind and impressed upon my heart. I will never forget you and love you dearly, from the keyboard to the moniter, you are perfect. I deeply repent of my foolishness in previous namecalling and ask that you would please, please, whenever it would make you happy, please get better.
I'll keep you posted on its progress.
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
[/QUOTE]
i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
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lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
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XD i still want more dr pepper.
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lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!
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i follow my nose >.>
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or my rumbling empty stomach in this case :-]
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
am i gonna regret watching The Condemned on Sky Premiere?
Lady Nyx · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Mr Mercury wrote: [/b]
Right thats it - if you have pasties I be there toot sweet as they say up here, Joxer
I'll bring the drink
:)
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i wouldnt be surprised if there isnt a Cornish Bakehouse Pasty Shop up in the vast wilderness of Jockland.
i managed to find 2 when i was in London last week on my Day Of Debauchery & Decadence with Lady Nyx,even if the Greek bloke behind the counter in Oxford Street copped an earful from me when he said he came from St Ives!
[/QUOTE]
lawl XD
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i wonder if he's still telling tourists he's from St Ives and that the pasties were made in that shop?
[/QUOTE]
XD i still want more dr pepper.
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lol,yes only you could find a Cornish pasty shop that sold Dr Pepper!
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i follow my nose >.>
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or my rumbling empty stomach in this case :-]
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so i forgot your verdict- did those pasties taste as real as the cornish ones?
did maggie try them?
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
^they were proper pasties but they just wasnt made on the premises like the Greek claimed in the shop [due to the fact i know someone who works for the company].they are pre-made down here and then sent up country where they are 'warmed' up.
im sure Maggie had one when she was here and im fairly sure she liked it..
and i know you liked your one as you finished it before i finsihed mine lol
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
am i gonna regret watching The Condemned on Sky Premiere?
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answer:
yes!
ive never seen such dodgy camera work,i was nearly cross-eyed by the end of it with all the zooming in and shaking of the camera
