here a 'pizza delivery' is when Tesco brings your shopping to your door :-[
there is no such thing as 'pizza hut' or 'dominos' in Cornwall,we just got our first and only KFC 2 years ago [in penzance] and there is only 3 mcdonalds in the entire county [PZ,Hayle and Truro],no Starbucks,Subway or anything like that here,oh and theres only one HMV too
if you want a pasty thats a different story though..just dont mention the word 'Ginsters' or you be shot.
Winter Land Man · Member since
So I get an add request from someone, right? And her name sounds familiar. When I saw the photo of the person, it's this really hot woman in her mid 20s taking a photo of herself in the mirror. What is she doing? She's kneeling down, with her legs wide apart, and she's just wearing a black thong and pink tee shirt. Nice, right? Says she's from Florida... and her status is "Looking for girls to have sex with" and I thought "This must be one of those porn advertisers" but then, I remembered a cousin with that name. So I check one of my older sister's friendslist, and she's on it. Called my sister, asked if that is our cousin, and it is. So it's my cousin with her legs spread like that in the photo. Never thought she'd do anything like that... she's from the conservative side of the family.
I left her a photo comment too. I wrote,
"I'd reply with a better comment, but sadly, you are my cousin"
And I also wrote on her profile
"Hey cousin, how are things down south?"
It's way hilarious, I can't stop laughing about what she did!
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
its taking me a long time to get used to this new white background here.
its as if someone sneaked in overnight and sandtextured the walls
*puts on shades*
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
i can put the 'shake n vac' away for another year now ive had my penthouse inspection...
Freya is quietly judging you. · Member since
I read that as "shake n vag".
Mr Mercury · Member since
Good to see the "Email me when someone replies" box is back!!
Need to look my shades now that this place has been brightened up a lot
lol
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]Freya is quietly judging you. wrote: [/b]
I read that as "shake n vag". [/QUOTE]
*raises eyebrows*
the mind boggles lol
its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since
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its taking me a long time to get used to this new white background here. [/QUOTE]
I prefer it this way, actually.
its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since
I'm going cinema later today! Woohoo. I LOVE POPCORN. ^_____^
Lady Nyx · Member since
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
jox i wish you liked tequila more XD
i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black.
or ...rum XD
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youre meant to be getting the tequila lol
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if i have the time to go thru duty free! O.o
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]
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[b]Lady Nyx wrote: [/b]
jox i wish you liked tequila more XD
i dont like whiskey :( or vodka....except eristoff black.
or ...rum XD
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youre meant to be getting the tequila lol
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if i have the time to go thru duty free! O.o
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go on,let me guess..customs at Gatwick mistook the saffron for cocaine and you're now sharing a cell with former England cricketer Chris Lewis?
its_a_hard_life 26994 · Member since
YAYYAYAYAYAAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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STEPH IS AT MY HOUSE NOWWWWWW. [/QUOTE]
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YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
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So exciiiiiiiiiiiteddddddd. Lots to do. :) [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img] [/QUOTE]
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
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YAYYAYAYAYAAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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STEPH IS AT MY HOUSE NOWWWWWW.
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YAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYYYY!!!!!!!!!
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So exciiiiiiiiiiiteddddddd. Lots to do. :) [img=/images/smiley/msn/shades_smile.gif][/img]
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reply:
cool! so what happened then? lol
JoxerTheDeityPirate · Member since
gonna walk the 23 seconds to the beach for a pint of Rattler and sunshine.i may be gone a while...
"the sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray,the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out to play"
edit:
the tide was in boooooooooooooooo!!!!!! :-[
the pub was full of holiday makers [bank holiday weekend] .
bigger BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
beer in fridge :-]
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr Mercury · Member since
Make sure you got some Pastys in as well, Joxer. You know how drink always makes you hungry lol!!
Btw..... you part of the country has been telly quite a bit the past few morning on gmtv. Mostly been moaning about the state of the water at the beach (The Rock I think it was called)
