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just got a call from "hollywood california" and his name was oscar rofl

i saved it on my phone, its just too funny.

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as much as i like Alexander the Meerkat im getting a tad fed up with everyone having it as their ring tone on their fones :-[

JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:

 



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JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



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its time to start the countdown for the "40th annual celebration and observance of the arrival into the world of the Magnificent Majestic Pirate Joxer".
you have a month to get the prezzies and your platitudes prepared in my honour.
there will be cookies! [and goosefat] and hopefully a midget on a chain :-]



 

Whoo hoo!!!!
Happy birthday in advance!

you still got another month to prepare something to celebrate my awesomeness :-]
dont worry though,there will be a daily reminder until then *wink*
lets see if Beata remembers this year!?

Cool, good to be prepared!  Here is an early birthday present of some letters you can use while typing. 

fjkhdifjewkmfcsdnfjhvbewsufroaewkfdcesjrukgfhtrwyfiewadlkfcnsvbnjeahfdirwqapdfckdlksvjgnfujkrhnifowuerokesfjeirwsthfiowa4ejjdnfjjrenifewff uifrw reoweakfna wkr irfrwailutfiweuifrj lwa rwi riwufrrtgfh4aw9 rwahrgfh dkg iewu i forwaltghfagt

You can save typing things out by cutting and pasting them in whatever order you want!  :)

catqueen wrote:

 



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 

 



 



 



catqueen wrote:



 



 



 

 



 



 



 



 



 



 



JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote:



 



 



 



30
its time to start the countdown for the "40th annual celebration and observance of the arrival into the world of the Magnificent Majestic Pirate Joxer".
you have a month to get the prezzies and your platitudes prepared in my honour.
there will be cookies! [and goosefat] and hopefully a midget on a chain :-]



 



 



 

Whoo hoo!!!!
Happy birthday in advance!

you still got another month to prepare something to celebrate my awesomeness :-]
dont worry though,there will be a daily reminder until then *wink*
lets see if Beata remembers this year!?

Cool, good to be prepared!  Here is an early birthday present of some letters you can use while typing. 

fjkhdifjewkmfcsdnfjhvbewsufroaewkfdcesjrukgfhtrwyfiewadlkfcnsvbnjeahfdirwqapdfckdlksvjgnfujkrhnifowuerokesfjeirwsthfiowa4ejjdnfjjrenifewff uifrw reoweakfna wkr irfrwailutfiweuifrj lwa rwi riwufrrtgfh4aw9 rwahrgfh dkg iewu i forwaltghfagt

You can save typing things out by cutting and pasting them in whatever order you want!  :)

^im usually like that AFTER a bottle of JD :-P

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have they run out of cutlery on BBC's Masterchef ?
the poor sods [the bald green grocer and his non aussie friend] had to eat their chocolate mousse thingy straight off the spoon in last nights show without a dish in sight!

Ok now WHAT THE FUCK GARAGEBAND??
[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]Don't you cunting tell me that I just played Wearing and Tearing 3 times in a row (that's bass ,guitar and drums)  only for you to fucking scramble all of the files??[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]
[/QUOTE]Fuck.[/QUOTE]

HATE HOMEWORK


ARGHHH!!!!

This is why I can't be a drummer.  The song's only 6 minutes and now I can't feel my right thigh.    :(

Hope the files get unscrambled Zebonka...

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just seen the footage of the giant seagull on the screen of the Aussie tv host via sky here in the UK.
i wouldnt be surprised if it turns up in Janets Fairyland garden any day soon :-D

can it be december now? :(

i dont know how you grads torture yourself by going on to further degrees. i cant even deal with being so close to having a bachelors :(

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i wonder if Freya will remember to put her clock back an hour tonight?
sooooo looking forward to that extra hour in bed :-D

Oooh, that's tonight is it? Extra hour! Yay!

yep,for us old farts its an extra hour tucked up under the duvet whilst its an extra hour boogeying for you young whippersnappers :-p

When I got my extra hour I spent it boogeying under the duvet...