The rapture

[img=/images/smiley/msn/lightbulb.gif][/img] [i][b]I was thinking if when the rapture happens and God comes back to earth and he takes the chosen ones and drop back the one's he does not feel derserve to be up in Heaven who would you like to see coming back to stay and who would you love to see going up?

My choice of the heaven's reject are : Freddie Mercury,John Lennon,Michael Jackson.
Who will I hate to see going? Myself.

So is your choice, you misbehave and keep on sinning and avoiding the 10 commandments and you may stay and see and live forever with my choice of God rejects or you may change your behavior and start conducting yourselves in the way God wants you and you may loose the chance to see those choices again.
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You sir, are absolutely obnoxious. Shove your stuffy Jesus diatribe right up your ass.

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You sir, are absolutely obnoxious. Shove your stuffy Jesus diatribe right up your ass.
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[i][b]My ass belongs to Jesus,I belong to Jesus,who do you belong to?is there any guide in your life?
Or you just ice skate through the valley of death?

Look for your soul where Kool Aid is sold,you may find peace in the sour river of Splenda.
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I know you think your writing--horrible mechanics and all--is profound, but would you mind laying off the italicized bold print?

[b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] told him to write it that way.

I have some questions for this [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] when I finally meet him.  Since you're an expert, perhaps you know the answers to my queries:

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is so great then why does he need someone like you doing his marketing?

How come I can receive blessings from [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] by forwarding a lame email to 10 of my closest friends?

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is all-knowing, all-powerful, etc., then he KNEW that he was going to piss off a few Romans and get executed...  Isn't suicide frowned upon in the Christian faith?

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] loves and cares for us all, how come the bible ends so violently? 

How come there are only mexicans named [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b]?  And then they pronounce it differently.

What does the "H" stand for?  Harold?  My father never told me, he just always used his full name.

[b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is your king.  How come you own an album that has "Jesus" AND "Liar" and the great king is a rat?

If you can't answer those, then we really don't have any more use for you.

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[b]shazamrock wrote: [/b]

I know you think your writing--horrible mechanics and all--is profound, but would you mind laying off the italicized bold print?
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[b][i]I'm happy you used the word **KNOW** that means your gray matter is there.
[/i][/b]I never said my writung is profound, hell no is more like atom shatering.
Sorry about the [b][i]bold print, I can't help it, I hope they hace colors too.
[/i][/b]Real easy if my writing annoys you.....[b][i]DON'T READ IT. DON'T BE A MASOQUIST!!!!!!!!!![/i][/b]

Well Mckay, given your examples on this site, I don't think that a major newspaper would publish anything you write, yet you claim they do. 

But I just spoke to [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] and he told me your bold-itallics are bugging him, too.



He also told me that (1) you're an attention-seeker, (2) don't write for any newspapers except True Grit, and (3) wishes you would become Muslim, Bhuddist, or Hindu.



I don't think he really likes you too much.

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[b]Micrówave wrote: [/b]







Well Mckay, given your examples on this site, I don't think that a major newspaper would publish anything you write, yet you claim they do. 

But I just spoke to [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] and he told me your bold-itallics are bugging him, too.







He also told me that (1) you're an attention-seeker, (2) don't write for any newspapers except True Grit, and (3) wishes you would become Muslim, Bhuddist, or Hindu.







I don't think he really likes you too much. 





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[i][b]Hello Microstove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you can take the horse to the river but can't force him to drink water.
Same here, I write not to be liked, I just write what I have on my mind and then when you guys
respond even with negativism that makes me think........................Hummmmmmmmmmm,at least
I got a comment.

You spoke to Jesus? well Bush said he spoke to jesus too and what did he do after? fucked up the
nation,stole millions in giving contracts to rebuild Irak and so on.
Also David Koresh, and Reverend Jim Jones (waco texas and guyana) spoke with Jesus and what happened? lots of people got killed.

But if that makes you happy and you consider yourself not sick on your head and/nor you are under the influence of heavy narcotics well....................................ask jesus why does not he fix people like you and me?

Jesus is too bussy so I know he did not tell you that I'm an attention seeker and the rest of your issues.

I have no religion (I was a catholic before)but I gave up because I saw so much crap in all the religions.
In my own Opinion muslim? just because i get 7 virgins...............well what if they are ugly virgins?
Buddist? no, no, no, no bald heads here.
Hindu? I like cows too much.

I don't know if he likes me or not,but I know I do like him and love him and most important I know he died from mines and your sins.
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[b]Micrówave wrote: [/b]

[b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] told him to write it that way.

I have some questions for this [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] when I finally meet him.  Since you're an expert, perhaps you know the answers to my queries:

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is so great then why does he need someone like you doing his marketing?

How come I can receive blessings from [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] by forwarding a lame email to 10 of my closest friends?

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is all-knowing, all-powerful, etc., then he KNEW that he was going to piss off a few Romans and get executed...  Isn't suicide frowned upon in the Christian faith?

If [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] loves and cares for us all, how come the bible ends so violently? 

How come there are only mexicans named [b][i]Jesus[/i][/b]?  And then they pronounce it differently.

What does the "H" stand for?  Harold?  My father never told me, he just always used his full name.

[b][i]Jesus[/i][/b] is your king.  How come you own an album that has "Jesus" AND "Liar" and the great king is a rat?

If you can't answer those, then we really don't have any more use for you.
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[i][b]I do not know your religion, but in all honesty i don't care.
Hope you get to at least see him, and staying with him will be up to yous behavior and his judgement.
I'm no expert in Jesus, but I know that there's a creator and common sense tells me that it can't be
that you come to earth/to live/fight with millions of sperms to dive into the ovaries and then what?
You start hurting people without getting punished?
regardless of your believes it's OK to love and to spread love,try it, nobody receiving love will give you
hate,try it.
I don't do the marketing for Jesus, just by you breathing and going to sleep and waking up Jesus
already did his own marketing.
I feel you have a resentment towards everything in life.Why?

Look, Jesus does not need you,he owns you,he owed your mom and dad and he will own your kids too.

Have you had times when you pray to Jesus? do you pray?

I was thinking you are an inteligent man but that question of 10 letters to friends and shit like that makes me
understand that you really are beyond help.

Jesus pissed the Romans? hey that issue comes back even now where all the unjustice can be  seen
all over the world, Negative and vengeful people will always live to hurt and kill,you have the choice to
either become a killer or a savior.

I can't force you to feel love in your heart, Jesus will enter your soul only if you let him.

Do an inventory of your life and ask yourself where did my life started to go downhill?
Faith does not  present itself in a tangible way, but rather in miracles, have you had one? I have, many.

If Jesus loves and cares why the bible ends so violently? why Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
Because man come in two ways,good ones and bad ones,that's why.And yes, ends violently because sadly
that's how we the humans will finish it.
Sometimes I feel animals are the real humans, they act and behave the way we should.

Why so many Mexicans with the name of jesus? I have one word Thanks.

H? Harold? your father? I think you mister microoven/stove/wave/toaster overheated and blew a fuse.

Jesus is not my king, he is my brother, the son of my father, God.
Liar,Rat, those are where?in a record? if they have a melody I like it. You mister are just looking for excuses
to base your hate towards loving people and frankly that to me does not mean nothing,my faith won't
change.

I'm not asking you to change, I'm asking you to stay the same till you face the truth; Your life needs some large amounts of love, not from a friend, or a woman, you need the love that only Jesus can give you.

Try him out you won't waste your time, even for lost souls and darkened and filled with anger humans like you Jesus still have time to listen.

Good luck and God Bless you.
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[i][b]See catqueen what happens when your mom takes you to school and you don't go.
I'm in a good mood today, let me help you.

We are going to start with the basics;

Today we are going to start with A B C, repeat.......................................
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Erick, unfortunately I know a lot more about Jesus than you do.

Seriously.

And I can prove it.

Answer this:  Who was Jesus' most faithful apostle, the one he could count on the most?

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[b]erick mckay wrote: [/b]

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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]



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This thread lost me somewhere around the first line.

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[i][b]See catqueen what happens when your mom takes you to school and you don't go.
I'm in a good mood today, let me help you.

We are going to start with the basics;

Today we are going to start with A B C, repeat.......................................
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Apologies sir.  I was mistaken.  Upon looking at it again, I think it was the second line that caused the problem.  Please forgive this oversight on my part.

Microwave i can't wait to hear your answer.  Normally I really dislike some of the slagging/abuse that goes on here, but this i can't wait to hear.

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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]

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[b]erick mckay wrote: [/b]





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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]







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This thread lost me somewhere around the first line.





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[i][b]See catqueen what happens when your mom takes you to school and you don't go.
I'm in a good mood today, let me help you.

We are going to start with the basics;

Today we are going to start with A B C, repeat.......................................
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Apologies sir.  I was mistaken.  Upon looking at it again, I think it was the second line that caused the problem.  Please forgive this oversight on my part.

Microwave i can't wait to hear your answer.  Normally I really dislike some of the slagging/abuse that goes on here, but this i can't wait to hear.

[i][b]Hey **felix the cat** no more catqueen here, you already said you are a man so I will have to stop this fantasies about you and me drinking and listening to las palabras de amor.
I still love you man, you proved me wrong, even guys can be feminine.
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[b]Micrówave wrote: [/b]

Erick, unfortunately I know a lot more about Jesus than you do.

Seriously.

And I can prove it.

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[i][b]The same that betrayed him.
Look microkotex I really think we should stop talking to each other because frankly we are different.
I respect your views and I don't ask you to respect mines.

Let's smoke the peace pipes and become friends, and then you come to my house, I'll go to yours,we'll see our
kids grow old and then we'll see the past and we'll be like...............man life was nice having each other.

Oh, hold on..................I think those Jehova Witnesses are knocking on the door....

Who is it?

We, the Jehova Witnesses.

What do you want?

We want to preach.

Preach? preach what?

about that faithful apostle...........................

No thanks, just go.

Ok so we were where? Oh yes then I made you my wife and we live happily ever after.
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