The rapture

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This thread lost me somewhere around the first line.



 



 



 

See catqueen what happens when your mom takes you to school and you don't go.
I'm in a good mood today, let me help you.

We are going to start with the basics;

Today we are going to start with A B C, repeat.......................................

Apologies sir.  I was mistaken.  Upon looking at it again, I think it was the second line that caused the problem.  Please forgive this oversight on my part.

Microwave i can't wait to hear your answer.  Normally I really dislike some of the slagging/abuse that goes on here, but this i can't wait to hear.

Hey **felix the cat** no more catqueen here, you already said you are a man so I will have to stop this fantasies about you and me drinking and listening to las palabras de amor.
I still love you man, you proved me wrong, even guys can be feminine.

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That was Queen on Ice.  But yes, please do stop fantasizing about me. 

At least it explains why he pestered me with pms last week. He is clearly just  a sex pest or something.

Queen On Ice wrote:

At least it explains why he pestered me with pms last week. He is clearly just  a sex pest or something.

Haha!  They're mine!  But you can keep them, I don't mind. 
Actually at first i read that as 'Pms' couldn't figure out how someone else could give you, a male, pms by thinking you were a woman!  I think this is starting to wreak my head. 
Oh well, at least it seems to be keeping someone amused. 
Signed,
the real felix  :)

From a known musician....

God (part 1)

God said to me "gonna kick your ass - 'cos all you do is ask ask ask
All that energy looking for me when i'm sitting here inside you - plain to see
How i built you cell for cell gave you sights to see - gave you tales to tell
Even let you help yourself for a while - to take some weight off this busy child"

I said to god "i found you out - i know what this world is all about!"
God said "stop - don't scramble your brain - my opponent's been messing you around again
See him and me are enemies and we play little games for galaxies
And he's inside you - 'n i am too - so here we are - just the three of you"

"oh we made mistakes - too many cards - but making human beings can be hard
A god gets tired of playing so much chess - he wishes his god would get him out of his mess"
I said to god "what's it like to die" he said "it's as plain as the sea and sky
Conception was him and me and you - when your batteries fade we all just move on"

I said to god "who's winning this game - is the devil in front" he said "is that his name
You know i've been so busy i never asked - i never looked up from this awesome task"
I said to god "what's good 'n bad" he said "it's just something you've got to have

It don't mean nothing to us up here - but your primitive people - you gotta have fear"

I said to god "do i think for myself" he said i told you once you just help yourself
Don't forget you're composed of three, your thinking comes from him and me"
I said to god "how big are you, is there a religion - is it true
How big's the universe - is time - the same for you as my life is to mine"

God said "if all the things that made worlds float - were all to part - then you would note


Primitive person......

1) There is no scriptural basis for "the rapture". Nowhere in the Bible, not even in the Revelation of John of Patmos, is there any hint whatsoever of "the rapture".
2) Protestants accept the religious authority of the Bible and nothing else, the principle of "sola scriptura".

Ergo, the Rapture is, according to protestant thought, a heresy.

I dunno, it's like people worshipping the Harry Potter books.
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The same that betrayed him.

Wow.  I'm in total shock that you got that right.  Well, one outta two aint bad.

Jesus is no longer making that 'rolling the dice' gesture when we talk about you.

So your god first accepts people into heaven? And then all of a sudden he realises he made a mistake and throws people back? Some backstabbing almighty god he is..