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I'M SEEING JOHNNY ROTTEN LIVE SOON! *.*

Gah, my laptop is sick again!  :(

First time i've been on here on a while.......nothing really changes does it? :P

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[b]catqueen wrote: [/b]

Gah, my laptop is sick again!  :([/QUOTE]
[tending to Mr. Laptop and putting a blanket over it]

I hope it helps it stop coughing...

Who in their right mind would want to invent double sided sticky tape!?
next year i'm going to get Amazon to wrap the damn presents for me! :-p

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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]

Who in their right mind would want to invent double sided sticky tape!?
next year i'm going to get Amazon to wrap the damn presents for me! :-p[/QUOTE]
If there's something wrong with, or something bad happens to, one side of the tape, all one has to do is turning the taper over and voilà: problem solved!

THE GUY WHO INVENTED THIS, I TELL YOU, WAS A GIRL. A BLOND ONE AT THAT.

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[b]Yara wrote: [/b]

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[b]JoxerTheDeityPirate wrote: [/b]



Who in their right mind would want to invent double sided sticky tape!?
next year i'm going to get Amazon to wrap the damn presents for me! :-p

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If there's something wrong with, or something bad happens to, one side of the tape, all one has to do is turning the taper over and voilà: problem solved!

THE GUY WHO INVENTED THIS, I TELL YOU, WAS A GIRL. A BLOND ONE AT THAT.





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Naw.... Robert Plant couldn't do it!

I've tamed down the promiscuous behaviour. No more parties, either. Having sex with a woman while I was sleeping and drunk was the last straw. Her: "So cutie, what did we do last night?" Me: "What do you mean?"

Opps, I meant straw. Guess I'm drunk. Rolling Rock is rocking my world right now.

Exam tomorrow... doom... dooooooooooooooom... dooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm.
But then to a concert I go, hurray!

i have been dumped again!!!!!! but this time was the best, she got her best friend to tell me .......

i wish people would arrive at the time they say they are going to :-[
"hi,i be over at 1pm"
1.30pm "hi,im running a little late"
2.30pm and still no sign of them,can you tell they are the female of the species?
im gonna go pub in a minute,fuck 'em,aint waiting around any longer!

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[b]Mr. Britt wrote: [/b]

I've tamed down the promiscuous behaviour. 
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translate to "The Morgue Ran Out Of Bodies"
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[b]andreas_mercury wrote: [/b]

i have been dumped again!!!!!! but this time was the best, she got her best friend to tell me .......[/QUOTE]

I'm so sorry, that is tough.  Esp when it was not even done in person.  :(

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[b]andreas_mercury wrote: [/b]

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[b]Mr. Britt wrote: [/b]



I've tamed down the promiscuous behaviour. 

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translate to "The Morgue Ran Out Of Bodies"

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Hilarious!!!!