Calling someone "a miserable scrawny turd"

Too much British slang for me, so I don't have a slightest idea what's it all about, but I hope it's something which is worth waiting for :-)

My guess is that GB told Jim Beach he'd found a full 90-min tape of Fred dueting with Elvis Presley. When GB commented that this would set the music world on fire, Beach said he would never give permission for its release because 'there's no market for pre-1980s stuff'. At this point, GB called Beach a 'miserable scrawny turd' whereupon Beach returned to his gold throne in Switzerland to strangle some more puppies.

I like expensive Indian food, and I'm free on Tuesday lunchtime.

 



Queen Archivist wrote:



I know secrets about secret things, and my post about the shopkeeper encounter was purely a very clever coded message.  If anyone deciphers it, I will award them No 00001 of the Abs Greatest Ltd Edn vinyl boxed set, ok.  Or take them out for lunch.

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Ohhhh Micrówave, you have a gentleman caller!

??????????????

That stuff will destroy your liver, Greg...

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Queen Archivist wrote:



 I will award them No 00001 of the Abs Greatest Ltd Edn vinyl boxed set, ok.

 



I'd rather have THIS Greg



 



 



 

Man. That is one UGLY axe!

... not!

 



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Queen Archivist wrote:



 



 



 



I know secrets about secret things, and my post about the shopkeeper encounter was purely a very clever coded message.  If anyone deciphers it, I will award them No 00001 of the Abs Greatest Ltd Edn vinyl boxed set, ok.  Or take them out for lunch.



 



 



 

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Ohhhh Micrówave, you have a gentleman caller!


Please stay tuned for my upcoming book...  My Lunch With Queen (kind of) a 180 page reflection of a boy, a double-cheeseburger, his dreams, and then his violently shattered life. 
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Microwave wrote:

Please stay tuned for my upcoming book...  My Lunch With Queen (kind of) a 180 page reflection of a boy, a double-cheeseburger, his dreams, and then his violently shattered life. 
Forward by Brian May.


A boy, his violently shattered life - this plot sounds familiar ..... "Mama, just killed a man........."

I have to admit spending far too much time thinking about what this is all about...OK give up. Greggy boy I have no idea what you are talking about but will be interested to find out.

I hope it's worth the wait....

Come on someone crack this code, it's more frustrating than Dan Brown!

Don't waste your time.  There is no code.  He was just kidding us.

Well if that's the case why did YV move it back to this section?

I must be missing something?

Thanks for your vote of confidence, Togg but I am just playing along :-) It's just another typically silly QZ thread.

Oh poo... well there you go

Had me fooled anyway...mind you doesn't take much when you have Man flu... which is pretty damn serious I should say!!!!!

Send lawyers, guns, and money.
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Can you define, "turdlike,"? I can't respond properly until I get a general idea about what this state of being may be like.