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Easy, it's a Caesar's Box Cipher : it really says "Are you whining because Fred's Innuendo isn't on Absolute Greatest ? Be thankful I didn't force Who Wants To Live Forever AND Hammer To Fall on it ! Now go love some butterflies. You don't have to know how or why. Dr Bri"