If you had to have sex to a Queen song, which one would it be?

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[b]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/b]

One song?

Bloody hell - the youth of today are easily pleased. When I was courting the required stamina level was at least half an LP.

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   I thought the same thing, I was going to say "Bohemian Rhapsody" so at least it would be over 5 minutes.

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[b]Penetration_Guru wrote: [/b]



 



One song?

Bloody hell - the youth of today are easily pleased. When I was courting the required stamina level was at least half an LP.

CDs came as a nasty surprise in some ways...



 

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   I thought the same thing, I was going to say "Bohemian Rhapsody" so at least it would be over 5 minutes.

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Brighton Rock with guitar solo would be a good one, too.

And, the wording:  "If you[i] had[/i] to have sex to a Queen song"...?  Does that mean it's non-consensual to be playing a Queen song?  [img=/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif][/img]

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No.

But they wouldn't be my first choice by a long way.  I mean picture it - I for one would be far too busy pointing out some astounding note or incredible intonation of Freddie's, or saying 'you know John clicked his fingers really hard in the video for this song - hey did you see his aqua blue suit at Montreal?!' - to concentrate on anything else.

It was supposed to be a joke; a bad joke, but still. 

ah....I get it -  then it's simply non consensual sex.   [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img]

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[b]beautifulsoup wrote: [/b]

It was supposed to be a joke; a bad joke, but still. 

ah....I get it -  then it's simply non consensual sex.   [img=/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif][/img] [/QUOTE]

I knew you were joking.  As am I. I don't really really think about John Deacon's stage clothes in bed.  Honest.  I mean that would just be, well, frankly, downright obscene.   Did you see how tight they were?

"Sex Show" (the improv before Keep Yourself Alive during the Montreal concert).

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[b]GratefulFan wrote: [/b]

No female of the species outside porn flicks and the animal kingdom wants to be shagged to Breakthru.  Believe it.[/QUOTE]


But I work with animals!

Seaside Rendezvous while wearing a clown nose.

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[b]Angeline wrote: [/b]

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*rephrases question*  Which song ON REPEAT would you like to have sex too?

better?

Well in that case I think [i]Yeah[/i] might be pretty good , a bit of encouragement never hurt anyone.

If I was on my own then it would be [i]Who Needs You [/i]

Seriously though I think [i]The Kiss[/i] could be pretty hot



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Nevermore is a nice choice, when on the verge of breaking up with someone.

Innuendo.  Better than my endo.

Slow poke luv makin'?  "Las Palabras De Amor (The Words Of Love)

Foreplay?  "Funny How Love Is"

Kinky?  "Get Down, Make Love" or "Body Language"


"Teo Torriate" (Let Us Cling Together)  - the moment I'm gone and far away!

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[b]Zebonka12 wrote: [/b]

I think that "Ride the Wild Wind" gives me the biggest boner, [/QUOTE]


The sexiest bit is the beginning 'get your head down baby, we're gonna ride tonight'  and I don't mean because it could be construed in a sexual way, it's just independently sexy as hell.

Yeah it's just the way he sings it.

"Surf's Up, School's Out" is pretty good but only when I'm in a real hurry.  I tend to try and time things so they coincide with the "YEEEEAHUUUURGH" shout.