The Microwave's job is NOT being undermined.

a boiling cup of water in less than two minutes.

Beat that.

Thank God!!!

amazing! :D

haha

Damn !!
What's your secret dear Microwave ?
Is this secret protected by some copyrights or so ? Can you reveal at least a little something of that secret ? I would love to make water boil like you do !


Regards,

Olivier,
Belgium.


Ps : How long to boil a cat ?

Some information is better left unsaid.  Don't mess with micro waves, gamma waves, or The Big Wave.
Or as [b][i]one[/i][/b]  would say...  "MICROWAVES EXIST.  THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY."

[QUOTE]Ps : How long to boil a cat ?[/QUOTE]

Same, two minutes... but you have to rotate it 1/2 turn... unless you have a carousel.

No surprise at the boiling water bit.

And, no surprise at being the biggest d*ck in the selling and trading forum.

Yeah, well GoodCo... when people stop posting "Bad Trader" threads and all is warm and fuzzy, I'll go away.  Until then, I'll spot the counterfeiters, lash out at the fakers, and try to encourage other QZoners not to take "Newbies" seriously when they're trying to sell something with no moderation.

Until then, go play with your Microwave some more.  Did you know that you can get an egg cooker and poach and egg with it?

And the "wife calling you in?" thread you posted recently?  I don't believe you.  I think you were watching figure skating all along... instead of the All Star Game.  Sally.  How dare you limit me to the seller/trader forum.  This should certainly qualify you to add the Serious Discussion thread as well.

They make machines now that'll boil your water under 30. I own one, being such a tea-sipper 'n' all.

Sadly, they will never make a finer machine for making shit topics on a cunt site.

"oh, so the laws of physics cease to exist in your kitchen!!!"  -  Joe Pesci

But you can't steam broccoli in that thingy, can you Blaze?   We'll call it a draw.

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[b]BlazeGoldmine wrote: [/b]

They make machines now that'll boil your water under 30. I own one, being such a tea-sipper 'n' all.

 



Sadly, they will never make a finer machine for making shit topics on a cunt site.

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You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ...

I have a very serios question for you microwae and i hope that MicroWave Productions allow you to answer:
Can we use MIcro waves in order to replace gamma waves to create the incredible hulk?

Gamma waves are exclusive to The Hulk.

Don't make them angry.  You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

I WOULD LOVE TO BE ABLE TO TELL YOU DETAILS OF THIS, BECAUSE IT IS MORE SIGNIFICANT THAN YOU THINK, BUT - YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING - I CANNOT SAY MORE.  VERY EXCITING THOUGH.

You claim to boil water in under 2 minutes.  How do you plan to expand your technology further?  Have you thought of teaming up with SEGA to create a game that lets you boil water?


P.S. I don't like water, I like soda (not boiled)

"You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ..."

No, that's about right.

Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people.

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[b]BlazeGoldmine wrote: [/b]

"You're a one trick pony. At least Microwave raises a laugh occasionally, and contributes to dicsussions, whereas I doubt you've said anything interesting on the forum yet. Correct me if I'm wrong sweetie ..."

 



No, that's about right.



Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people.

[/QUOTE] Let me know when you're going to start and I'll try to work up the energy to give a hoot. But I'm not promising anything, mind.