Microwaves that boil water in under two minutes.
Fuck sakes.Thats quicker than Brian and Roger doing an album.
The Cosmos Rocks only took about three minutes to record.Only joking!!!
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Oh, gewdie, can't wait until people start caring for me on Queenzone. I'll feel like the prettiest girl at the prom <3
lalaalalaa - Actually, I'm trying to convince NASA to put one of me on the next Space Shuttle. A nice cup of hot coffee in 2 minutes.... instead of having to open the pod bay doors and sticking the arm & mug out to get the Micro Waves naturally.
BoRhap - Have you tried microwaving your cosmos rocks CD? It brings out the low end and adds crispness to Paul's vocals.
BlazeGoldMine - I love you. We're all just having fun here anyways, right? If I could send you a Treasure Moment T-Shirt, I would.
BoRhap - Have you tried microwaving your cosmos rocks CD? It brings out the low end and adds crispness to Paul's vocals.
BlazeGoldMine - I love you. We're all just having fun here anyways, right? If I could send you a Treasure Moment T-Shirt, I would.
That's what Microwave used to say, too. And now look at him! Kicking ass, taking names, boiling water with the best of them.
BlazeGoldmine wrote:
Hell, I don't even LIKE the band Queen. I just come here to annoy people.
M'wave.......figure skating........nah, I had just finished watching the 45 minutes it took them to finish the final three laps of the Daytona 500, and was going to shovel more snow when the wife called me in. Now I've exceeded my NASCAR viewing allotment for the year.
selling/trading forum: agreed, some of your comments are spot on, others overly harsh for what seem to be reasonable monetary requests (IMHO).
Still trying to figure out how this stays in the 'serious' discussion forum, and not the personal section. Another test, perhaps? Welcome to queeniezone
selling/trading forum: agreed, some of your comments are spot on, others overly harsh for what seem to be reasonable monetary requests (IMHO).
Still trying to figure out how this stays in the 'serious' discussion forum, and not the personal section. Another test, perhaps? Welcome to queeniezone
Who remembers the box set? Promised for years now. YEARS.
Hamburger Helper (Cheeseburger Macaroni, Double Cheeseburger Mac, Chili Cheese, Creamy Stroganoff, Beef Pasta, Wholesome Classics Stroganoff, Sloppy Joe, Potato Stroganoff)
Kraft Mac & Cheese (Starch Classic, Double Starch, Faux Cheese Deluxe, Freaky Orange Powder Mystery)
Helper Complete Meals (Cheesy Chicken, Cheesy Beef Taco, Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken with Cheesy Rice & Broccoli)
Betty Crocker Casserole Potatoes (Au Gratin, Scalloped , Julienne, Cheesy Scalloped , Three Cheese, Sour Cream & Chives, Cheddar & Bacon, Roasted Garlic )
Bowl Appetit (Bacon Mozza Broccoli Noodle Attack, Tomato Slug Tornado, Chicken Cheese Marshmallow Puff, Creamy Cheesey Bacon with Cheddar and Pork)
Bonus Material
Exclusive tell-all interview w/ toaster
Commentary by Los Lonely Ovenmitts
Tuna Helper Microwave Singles (w/ autographed poster)
Beeps (set, cook, turn, done, double done, unrecognizable, missing)
Raw & Unplugged
Hamburger Helper (Cheeseburger Macaroni, Double Cheeseburger Mac, Chili Cheese, Creamy Stroganoff, Beef Pasta, Wholesome Classics Stroganoff, Sloppy Joe, Potato Stroganoff)
Kraft Mac & Cheese (Starch Classic, Double Starch, Faux Cheese Deluxe, Freaky Orange Powder Mystery)
Helper Complete Meals (Cheesy Chicken, Cheesy Beef Taco, Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, Chicken with Cheesy Rice & Broccoli)
Betty Crocker Casserole Potatoes (Au Gratin, Scalloped , Julienne, Cheesy Scalloped , Three Cheese, Sour Cream & Chives, Cheddar & Bacon, Roasted Garlic )
Bowl Appetit (Bacon Mozza Broccoli Noodle Attack, Tomato Slug Tornado, Chicken Cheese Marshmallow Puff, Creamy Cheesey Bacon with Cheddar and Pork)
Bonus Material
Exclusive tell-all interview w/ toaster
Commentary by Los Lonely Ovenmitts
Tuna Helper Microwave Singles (w/ autographed poster)
Beeps (set, cook, turn, done, double done, unrecognizable, missing)
Raw & Unplugged
That poster is a fake. That's not my signature, probably an off-brand or something.
They also destroy any nutritional value in the food within seconds because Microwaves change the molecular structure of food, and if you DO eat food from a microwave you MUST leave it to "settle" for TWO MINUTES first, to make sure the molecules have stopped mutating.
Micrówave wrote:
a boiling cup of water in less than two minutes.
Beat that.
I'm serious. Not joking.
Have you ever wondered why Hospitals DO NOT use microwaves for warming blood bags up before a transfusion - the radiation destroys the platelets in the blood, so what do you think it's doing to your food?
Best bet is to chuck it out and go back to using a cooker.
That's fine BriansWIg, you go ahead and throw it out and believe what you will believe.
What are you Dr. McCoy? It's not a transporter, it's a microwave.
What are you Dr. McCoy? It's not a transporter, it's a microwave.
I love my Microwave.
And it loves you too!!
There's a nice, warm, cheese danish (that only took 15 seconds) waiting for you.
There's a nice, warm, cheese danish (that only took 15 seconds) waiting for you.
what brand of microwave are you? What kind of guarantee do you come with? What happens if someone accidentally dropped you in water? Would the water boil you in two minutes or would you short-circuit immediately?
Answers:
1. Sharp (obviously!!!)
2. stick your hand inside and push START. There's your guarantee.
3. Hopefully he'd be standing in the same puddle.
4. Let's find out. Hold me.
1. Sharp (obviously!!!)
2. stick your hand inside and push START. There's your guarantee.
3. Hopefully he'd be standing in the same puddle.
4. Let's find out. Hold me.
Micrówave wrote:
Answers:
1. Sharp (obviously!!!)
2. stick your hand inside and push START. There's your guarantee.
3. Hopefully he'd be standing in the same puddle.
4. Let's find out. Hold me.
I wouldn't be careless enough to drop you in the water old pal. I'd let someone else do it, hehe. You know I jest!