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FA Cup Final AND Eurovision on the same day [May 14th],oh f*ck im gonna need more than one bottle of JD this year! :-p

i met phil lynotts mother!  i met phil lynotts mother!!!!  i'm sooo happy and excited!  whoohooo!!!! those on my fb, check my pics :D :D  she was signing books, and i went and got one for my uncle and myself :D  soooo happy :D

just 5 weeks until "day of debauchery 2011" in Joxerland :-D

The Lost Boys

this is silly,people are coming up to me in the street or in a shop and asking me what the next songs are on my "Joxer's Countdown". is this my way to fame and fortune? lol

There's way too much blood in my alcohol system.

Somebody texted me this joke today and I thought it was funny:

A turtle walks into a police station and breathlessly reports "I've just been attacked by three snails!"

The officer says "Tell me what happened".

The turtle replies "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"

It made me laugh. :)

A cover of "Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon" as performed by Spekters (featuring yours truly on drums!)

Argh, exams start tomorrow... and im not ready... and i need sleep...

has anyone in the UK seen any of their candidates canvassing for votes for this weeks local elections? me neither..

One down, two more to go :D

never thought i would see the day when Ryan Giggs,Frank Gallagher and Jeremy Clarkson all had something in common on Twitter,wonder what that could be...

Joxer, you are missing the world famous actor..... and he is "---- ----------" (omitted for legal reasons)

Last exam in an hour and a half!!!!!!

Because I bloody well had nothing better to do, and I dare to showcase my random musical abilities further here *...



*not to be taken wholly serious in context here :-)