heres to Brian May.....

-fatty-, it seems to me that you're gay, dear, as you're talking about such things. What is your "unsilly" name? Bitch? Cunt? Probably yes as it's usual for morons like you.

-fatty- wrote: Dear Mr Lostman

I are no knowledge with who you am beings. Gibberish with a hint of menace and lemon sparkles you speak of but BE CLEAR ABOUT WHAT! The goodings I speak of are not thanks to myself until what you and yourself be quite untrue for another hour or twelve. Be careful of what you hear about or I will stroke a brick.

fatty.

Ah, Hmm, Wow what a man, I want you, let`s meet and fuck each other, darling?  Fatty dear if  you don`t understood that my words is sarcasm that please tell me what a size your cock?

-fatt- you say lostman has "small genitals"?
hes not the one saying shit about people on the internet now is he? u say ur fat and judeing other peoples dicks, when was the last time you seen yours?

and goodoldfashionedloverboy, its awesome how in the huge conflict of hate someone jumps in and says "LETS ALL SHAG!!" you'd be a brilliant MP :)

lifetimefanofqueen- I'm not having this kind of discussion with a 14 year old girl. That's how you get your name put on a special list.

goodoldfashionedloverboy- My nob is smaller than average. I do however have 18 stone to push it in with and I can breathe through my ears. If you're still up for some no strings rumpy pumpy feel free to pm me and we'll get something sorted.

Lostman- My real name is Scott but my middle name is Elizabeth. Feel free to use it in any way you see fit. And no, I'm not gay since you ask but I am comfortable enough with myself to not be upset when people question my sexual orientation. I do hope that wasn't part of the ass-kicking I was promised. I ridiculed you on the strict understanding that I'd pay for it dearly and so far you've done nothing but make me giggle. If you dont start putting a little more effort into this I'm not playing anymore. Jake Britt must be spinning in his grave (hopefully).

fatty.

Wow..........this is interesting.  Attacking the 'Jon Stewart'/'Robin Williams' of Qzone.

Awaiting further fireworks.  So far, the score is 'fatty 5, attackers 0'

Let the games begin!

Mr Mercury wrote:

And besides, he already has a CBE for his serices to the Music industry

What is "serices"?  I checked www.dictionary.com and that word doesn't exist.  If you meant services, you should have used a spell-check.  They're built-in on most word-processing programs!

Thistleboy, you spotted my deliberate mistake.....

Well done......... :P

Mr Mercury wrote: Thistleboy, you spotted my deliberate mistake.....

Well done......... :P

I had a sneaky suspicion you would pull that card.  Hasn't woked lol

I was woken up this morning by the sound of my front door being kicked in. Three large men wearing black leather jackets and sunglasses dragged me out of bed, downstairs and into the living room where they tied me to a chair and took turns punching me in the face. After what seemed like hours but could only have been minutes, I blacked out and only came to when they began burning my arms with lit cigarettes. Over the next hour and a half I was subjected to what can only be described as torture beyond endurance. I was water-boarded, had my thumbs smashed with hammers, slashed with an open razor and forced to listen to Hot Space all the way through. It wasn't until I was held down by two of these thugs and was forced to watch the third rape my goldfish that I thought "that's the last time I go on Queenzone and ask someone to make good on their threats."

In the end however, it transpired that they were actually from Scottish Hydro Electric offering me a deal on my utilities. So to cut a long story short, Lostman is still a shitebag and now I get to pay my gas, electric and phone bills with one monthly direct debit payment.

fatty.

-fatty- were all in bad times, and theres no need to go round calling good people shitbags, hes not a shitbag! hes THE most amazingest person ive ever met! hes not the one comeing on a fan website and calling a lovely careing boy a shitbag, hes not the shitbag, you're the shit bag for saying this shit about him. plz plz plz just leave him alone!

-fatty- wrote: I was woken up this morning by the sound of my front door being kicked in. Three large men wearing black leather jackets and sunglasses dragged me out of bed, downstairs and into the living room where they tied me to a chair and took turns punching me in the face. After what seemed like hours but could only have been minutes, I blacked out and only came to when they began burning my arms with lit cigarettes. Over the next hour and a half I was subjected to what can only be described as torture beyond endurance. I was water-boarded, had my thumbs smashed with hammers, slashed with an open razor and forced to listen to Hot Space all the way through. It wasn't until I was held down by two of these thugs and was forced to watch the third rape my goldfish that I thought "that's the last time I go on Queenzone and ask someone to make good on their threats."

In the end however, it transpired that they were actually from Scottish Hydro Electric offering me a deal on my utilities. So to cut a long story short, Lostman is still a shitebag and now I get to pay my gas, electric and phone bills with one monthly direct debit payment.

fatty.

Ha!

-fatty-, when you write your sentences it seems that you love to get drugs, fucker. Please tell your gay stories to another gays like you, cunt! Everybody here knows the fact that you're motherfucker. Please tell how did your story end? These three people fucked in the end. Yes, it's true, dear! And this is your destiny to be fucker! You said to me about tiny genitals? YOU'RE COMPLETELY GAY AND ARSEHOLE! Yours so small and you even can't see them! HA HA HA, total idiot!

Lostman wrote: -fatty-, when you write your sentences it seems that you love to get drugs, fucker. Please tell your gay stories to another gays like you, cunt! Everybody here knows the fact that you're motherfucker. Please tell how did your story end? These three people fucked in the end. Yes, it's true, dear! And this is your destiny to be fucker! You said to me about tiny genitals? YOU'RE COMPLETELY GAY AND ARSEHOLE! Yours so small and you even can't see them! HA HA HA, total idiot!

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So whose lines did you steal this time?

YannickJoker wrote: So whose lines did you steal this time?

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This is my own lines, dear ;-)