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What Have the British Given to Society?

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Besides music, what are some good things the British have given us througout time? my vote is:

Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie
Darling, Im not going to be a rockstar, Im going to be a LEGEND!!
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greaserkat wrote: Besides music, what are some good things the British have given us througout time? my vote is:

Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie
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Ugh. You have horrible taste in women.
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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Marshall Amps.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
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The soap box, Glenfiddich, Nick Hornby, sarcasm, the good feeling that even our food is better than theirs, After Eight, fatty, Shakespeare, Stephen Fry and most of all football
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The girls are hotter and the comedy is funnier.  What more do you want?
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Zebonka12 wrote: The girls are hotter and the comedy is funnier.  What more do you want?

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why thank you :}
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YourValentine wrote: The soap box, Glenfiddich, Nick Hornby, sarcasm, the good feeling that even our food is better than theirs, After Eight, fatty, Shakespeare, Stephen Fry and most of all football
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Half of those are Scottish (if they count, they've given us Islay whisky. What more could one ask for?). While they would technically be British, no one has yet been brave enough to tell the Scots that.
Not Plutus but Apollo rules Parnassus
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Punk rock
Black Sabbath
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It's unusual to see soap and Scottish in the same sentence ....

(lights fuse, runs off)
"Queen is the only band in the world that can play so heavily that your nose bleeds, then offer a silk handkerchief to clean up with."
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Holly2003 wrote: greaserkat wrote: Besides music, what are some good things the British have given us througout time? my vote is:

Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie
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Ugh. You have horrible taste in women.

You have to agree she is gifted physically.
Darling, Im not going to be a rockstar, Im going to be a LEGEND!!
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greaserkat wrote: Holly2003 wrote: greaserkat wrote: Besides music, what are some good things the British have given us througout time? my vote is:

Lindsey Dawn Mckenzie
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Ugh. You have horrible taste in women.

You have to agree she is gifted physically.
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Dont you mean she is gifted surgically?
"Normally i can't dance to save my life. But as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson."
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My understanding is that they are 100% real
Darling, Im not going to be a rockstar, Im going to be a LEGEND!!
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Holly2003 wrote: It's unusual to see soap and Scottish in the same sentence ....

(lights fuse, runs off)

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How about "The Scottish are allergic to soap."

(pours petrol on fuse, runs off with Holly, gets to a safe distance, suddenly realises he's Scottish, runs back to stamp out flames, sets legs on fire, needs skin grafts.)

fatty.

PS. Thanks Bard. I feel honoured that you put me in a list that includes both Shakespear and after eights. xxx

PPS. Lindsey Dawn Mackenzie reminds me of one of the Fat Slags from Viz.
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Holly, I'm gonnae brekk your snib!

Davie fae the Galashiels is gonnae pure rag-doll you aboot man.

Fatty needs skin-grafts, but is gonnae burst your coupon that bad you're goonae want tae shave yer arse n walk backwards oan a hawn-stawn.

understawn me, pal?

lol
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ThomasQuinn wrote: Marshall Amps.

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Orange Amps, too!
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