All my life I've been intersted in woodwork and carpentry. I've made chairs, cabinets, wardrobes and only last year I fitted an entire new kitchen. Yet nobody calls me Fatty the carpenter.
I'm also a keen cook and my soups and stews have been warmly recieved by those lucky enough to taste them. Do people call me Fatty the chef? No, they don't.
I've written four books, two of which appeared in the Glasgow Herald's bestseller list. Still to this day I have yet to hear anyone refer to me as Fatty the author.
I shagged one sheep.
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