Brand new interview with John Deacon.

DanQueen2008 wrote: what a pile of crap

"John: Yes. Freddie had borrowed my lawnmower a few years earlier and my garden was in a bit of a state so I drove round to Freddie's to ask for it back. Mary invited me in and we sat down with a cuppa and chatted for a while but it was getting late so I asked if Freddie was around as I need to get my lawnmower back. Next thing I know Mary's in floods of tears. I remember thinking "Jesus Christ, it's only a lawnmower"."

The last part is hilarious haha

Fantastic investigative reporting.   Poor John is clearly embarrassed, but in truth I think it was at least 1998 before he was in the loop, lawnmower or no.  Observe the marked confusion here:  

A little context: in case you people missed it the first time, or don't remember, or whatever, I seem to remember Fatty's last interview with John going like this:

Fatty: Hi John, thank you for agreeing to see me on such short notice.

John: Who the bloody hell are you and how did you get in here?

Fatty: Through the bathroom window.

John: I'm phoning the police.

At that point Fatty made his excuses and left. That's, I reckon, why he was unable to get in touch with him this time.

If he can climb in thro' the bathroom window, he would not be fat and be called fatty  :-)

This guy cracks me up, most interesting thing I've seen in these forums for a while. Carry on Fatty, fills the gaps while we're waiting for real news mate....

Another Fatty classic.

Right up there with Freddie's diaries.

Oh shit, I forgot about the Freddie diaries bahahahahaha!!! This was great though...especially the lawnmower bit!!

thistle boy. i aint no ned, i am highly educated, but doesnt concern you, all im saying is that if thats comedy gold, then i would like some of the medication you are taking lol, you must be on serious tabs, especially supporting partick lmao. ive loved queen since 1976 and its only a laugh but most people on here just take queen far to seriously, im mean come on get a life, theres more the life than queen etc..... :)

Great stuff fatty, we need more people like u on here. :)

> Great stuff fatty, we need more people like u on here. :)

Not really. There can be only one.

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Fatty: Then she told you that Freddie had died. John: Not exactly. She said that Freddie had gone.
Fatty: Oh Jesus. You asked when he'd be back, didn't you?
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LOLOLOLOLOL! Very good as always, Fatty!

This made me laugh a lot!

scollins wrote: thistle boy. i aint no ned, i am highly educated, but doesnt concern you, all im saying is that if thats comedy gold, then i would like some of the medication you are taking lol, you must be on serious tabs, especially supporting partick lmao. ive loved queen since 1976 and its only a laugh but most people on here just take queen far to seriously, im mean come on get a life, theres more the life than queen etc..... :)
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Whoa, hold it right there, I was just having a laugh with you.  And I didn't say you are a ned, I said you made yourself sound like one as neds generally add "pure" before an adjective.  Anyway, "highly educated" scollins (pmsl), the point is you DO only come here to slag folk off, and reading back on that last comment of yours, I do not see the point you're making.  I mean, saying that people are taking things too seriously, but having a dig at someone who is clearly having a joke?  What fucking tabs are you on?  Oh, speaking of which - I'm on none. Doesn't concern you, though.....:)

tcc wrote:

If he can climb in thro' the bathroom window, he would not be fat and be called fatty  :-)
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It was a big window :-)