I am god

The Dave Gilmour aside (thanks, btw), I think you need an indefinite article to go with that: "I am *a* god". You see, there are others: Zeus, Ahura Mazda, Eric Clapton, me, and this jealous deity called JHVH who insists He's the only one, and is not Jupiter regardless of His name (JHVH is also the Hebrew transcription of the Latin Iove).

hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

What's your favorite god, Caspar?

I guess I always had a thing for Pan.. He was such a cool god, he liked music, and he was part goat. And it's just not fair that the christians stole him and turned him into a bad guy.

It's the same thing they did with Antonio Salieri, who was a great composer, and didn't kill Mozart.

I liked Alanis Morissette in Dogma.

i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog

brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog

we can save earth now with gig . 

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Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog
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Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code.

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

GratefulFan wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote:

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog
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Yeah? I am a dyslexic, insomniac, obsessive compulsive agnostic - I lie awake all night repeatedly tapping out the dog question in Morse Code. =============================================================================================

It's a wonder you're not a dyslexic, insomnica, obsessive-compulsive agnostic with repeititive strain injury :)

Must drive the neighbours crazy!

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

FriedChicken wrote: hello god... let me be the first to say that I think you're an asshole.

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DAMN IT FRIEDCHICKEN I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST!

now THATS a sentance i never thought id say lol

Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog

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oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food

lifetimefanofqueen wrote: Thistleboy 1980 wrote: brENsKi wrote: i'm a dyslexic agnostic....i refuse to believe in the existence of dog =============================================================================================

I am a dyslexic, insomniac agnostic - I lie awake all night wondering if there IS a dog

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oh believe me there is a dog and he is sat outside my window growling at me because im eating food

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see that's why i don't believe in DOG....you say he's outside your window...but i was told he's supposed to be omnipresent