Kylie Minogue

In fact, everyone who has gone to post in this thread actually posted off-topic, nonsense, and some other shit not regarding anything I wanted to talk about.
The thread had been dead for nine months until I bumped it a week ago, and nothing good has been posted here since neither the last week nor the last summer.
This is just what people are nowadays... to come in and leave a pile of shit.[/QUOTE]

But in fairness, and with all respect, surely you knew that was going to happen? I mean all i remember from this thread before it was bumped was comments about how every male on QZ admires her (notice my nice way of phrasing that btw). Why would you expect it to be different this time? I actually thought you bumped the thread as a joke, i didn't think you were wanting serious feedback on Kylie!

[QUOTE] [b]Djdownsy wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Donna13 wrote:[/b]
I don't find any humor in animal cruelty jokes. They don't even qualify as jokes to me. Why other people think it is funny, I cannot understand. Sometimes I think that QZ has too many immature males posting here. It is all about males sparring with each other and making crude, rude, and lewd comments. Where have all the females gone? They have been driven away by gross out humor and constant fighting. It is like a wild west saloon atmosphere here and if I were working in that saloon I would be banning some of the customers for fighting and non gentlemanlike (is that a word?) behavior. I would say, after firing my gun in the air, "Get out and don't come back until you can act civilized." It would be so satisfying.[/QUOTE]
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'Lostman' is actually a woman. :)[/QUOTE]
Hey, we're friends on facebook. How come you think I'm a woman? I'm bored of explaining to people that Valery isn't a female name and that Missman (my former nickname) actually meant the same as Lostman (this is what I changed it to more than a year ago).
Hope this helps.

[QUOTE] [b]catqueen wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]catqueen wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Micrówave wrote:[/b]
Sleep well, my friend.
Of course, being the Voice of Reason, I never sleep and must monitor my minions here on Queenzone...
Just to make sure they're saying the right things and not listening to Kylie Minogue.[/QUOTE]
When did I become your minion, my DEAREST friend? Maybe you should start sleeping first of all?
Anyway, let's face the fact that someone has accidently finished this discussion.
My kittens haven't been fried enough yet.
You don't like it when kittens are being killed (as you've said many times before), do you?
I shall fry some for you, too.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna kill kittens for microwave? I mean he's a nice guy and all but...??? Really? Was that really what you meant to say?
Or am i the only one who is familiar with what 'killing kittens' refers to?[/QUOTE]
He wants kittens. I can't deny his desire.[/QUOTE]
And... apparantly i AM the only one who knows what killing kittens means... sheesh, i'm meant to be the naive one around here!
'killing kittens' is slang for... shall we say... enjoying certain parts of oneself... as in every time you do it, God kills a kitten.
Hence why i think this thread is utterly hilarious. :D[/QUOTE]
No, no. I meant the real killing of a kitten. There was no hint there.

[QUOTE] [b]catqueen wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
In fact, everyone who has gone to post in this thread actually posted off-topic, nonsense, and some other shit not regarding anything I wanted to talk about.
The thread had been dead for nine months until I bumped it a week ago, and nothing good has been posted here since neither the last week nor the last summer.
This is just what people are nowadays... to come in and leave a pile of shit.[/QUOTE]
But in fairness, and with all respect, surely you knew that was going to happen? I mean all i remember from this thread before it was bumped was comments about how every male on QZ admires her (notice my nice way of phrasing that btw). Why would you expect it to be different this time? I actually thought you bumped the thread as a joke, i didn't think you were wanting serious feedback on Kylie!
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Kinda. Back at summer, guys started poking fun at this thing. I didn't want to argue with anyone so I joined in for a bit and then the discussion finished.

Now I wanted to start it anew...I mean I wanted to start a really good, gentle duscussion, but Microwave came in and destroyed the whole thing. Thanks to him.

[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]catqueen wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]catqueen wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Micrówave wrote:[/b]
Sleep well, my friend.
Of course, being the Voice of Reason, I never sleep and must monitor my minions here on Queenzone...
Just to make sure they're saying the right things and not listening to Kylie Minogue.[/QUOTE]
When did I become your minion, my DEAREST friend? Maybe you should start sleeping first of all?
Anyway, let's face the fact that someone has accidently finished this discussion.
My kittens haven't been fried enough yet.
You don't like it when kittens are being killed (as you've said many times before), do you?
I shall fry some for you, too.[/QUOTE]
You're gonna kill kittens for microwave? I mean he's a nice guy and all but...??? Really? Was that really what you meant to say?
Or am i the only one who is familiar with what 'killing kittens' refers to?[/QUOTE]
He wants kittens. I can't deny his desire.[/QUOTE]
And... apparantly i AM the only one who knows what killing kittens means... sheesh, i'm meant to be the naive one around here!
'killing kittens' is slang for... shall we say... enjoying certain parts of oneself... as in every time you do it, God kills a kitten.
Hence why i think this thread is utterly hilarious. :D[/QUOTE]
No, no. I meant the real killing of a kitten. There was no hint there.[/QUOTE]

Thank goodness for that... it still makes for hilarious reading tho.
And i had totally forgotten that you are Valery. You're on my fb too -- i'm just really crap at remembering which username goes with which fb! My apologies, i forgot your age.

[QUOTE]

[b]Donna13 wrote: [/b]I don't find any humor in animal cruelty jokes. They don't even qualify as jokes to me. Why other people think it is funny, I cannot understand. Sometimes I think that QZ has too many immature males posting here. It is all about males sparring with each other and making crude, rude, and lewd comments. Where have all the females gone? They have been driven away by gross out humor and constant fighting. It is like a wild west saloon atmosphere here and if I were working in that saloon I would be banning some of the customers for fighting and non gentlemanlike (is that a word?) behavior. I would say, after firing my gun in the air, "Get out and don't come back until you can act civilized." It would be so satisfying.[/QUOTE]

1.  Maggs the Cat is a virtual kitten... no real animals were harmed in the making of this thread.  Thank God someone knew about the "killing kittens" term

2.  Females have a tougher time making conversation in internet forums.   After about 3 minutes, we tend to gloss over and tune you out.

3.  I bet your husband is a real "catch" who opens all your doors and never leaves the toilet seat up.  Hello Kitty.

4.  Get your Chocolate Salty Bawls

[QUOTE][b]Lostman wrote:[/b]  but Microwave came in and destroyed the whole thing. Thanks to him.[/QUOTE]

Awww.... there there.

Would you like a tissue....    Valerie!!!

[QUOTE] [b]Micrówave wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE][b]Lostman wrote:[/b]  but Microwave came in and destroyed the whole thing. Thanks to him.[/QUOTE]Awww.... there there.Would you like a tissue....    Valerie!!![/QUOTE]
I really like the way you spell my name. Perhaps we should talk some more. But then maybe we shouldn't.

I wouldn't have to use a tissue then.

Remember Valerie, you have a permanent file on here... and it just got bigger.

[/QUOTE] 1.  Maggs the Cat is a virtual kitten... no real animals were harmed in the making of this thread.  Thank God someone knew about the "killing kittens" term2.  Females have a tougher time making conversation in internet forums.   After about 3 minutes, we tend to gloss over and tune you out.3.  I bet your husband is a real "catch" who opens all your doors and never leaves the toilet seat up.  Hello Kitty.4.  Get your Chocolate Salty Bawls[/QUOTE]


so i was right -- i thot maybe i just had a filthy mind. I have a vague memory of that thread from before, and it caused confusion then too lol.

*BUMP*

Checking the thread for the third time. If this time isn't the case, QZ may get blocked.

I would happily blow my nut on her face.

Oh, hey, look, a thread. How nice of Valarray to keep bumping this up for us so we can have a change to have a nice read.

This is. Riveting stuff.


She's all right. Possibly worth an hour of my time.

Ah, who am I kidding? Any female is worth an hour of my time.


Kittens!

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]
Oh, hey, look, a thread. How nice of Valarray to keep bumping this up for us so we can have a change to have a nice read.
This is. Riveting stuff.
She's all right. Possibly worth an hour of my time.
Ah, who am I kidding? Any female is worth an hour of my time.
Kittens![/QUOTE]
I'm sorry your post didn't make sense. If you were trying to reach the highest level of trolling, ehem darling, you failed. Keep trying, I'll be laughing.

I just can't stop keeping this thread alive, as I so much love seeing people respond to it as though I'm trying to make them love this goddamn thread.