100 worse ideas than Adam Lambert fronting Queen

Okay, where was I.  :)

43. Tommy Dorsey's orchestra performing for apes at the Philadelphia zoo in 1940

44.  Rhode Island. I mean seriously! WTF?!

45. Blaming Canada. Frankly it just went to our heads.

46.  Separating 'Marine' and 'urine' by a measly two letters.

47. Queen+Arithmetic

48. Starting this thread!

49. Facebook. (I kind of hate Facebook)

50. Raw tomatoes/children.

51. Transparently fudged milestones.

I'm missing something.

This stuff is all better than Adam Lambert fronting Queen.

Think of this topic as a auditioning for worst idea.
We all come on say what we think might be worse and a panel of judges pick off our ideas. The second best idea gets to go on tour with Queen+.
Must be some mileage on TV Saturday evenings...

52.  PALEMERKS!!

I think they might be really, really bad.  But I don't actually know for sure yet.

Watching a Mickey Rourke film.

53. Getting shot in the face

drmurph wrote: Think of this topic as a auditioning for worst idea.
We all come on say what we think might be worse and a panel of judges pick off our ideas. The second best idea gets to go on tour with Queen+.
Must be some mileage on TV Saturday evenings...

oops I thought the thread was things that are bad but still better than Queen & Adam Lambert

54. Jumping into a tank full of piranhas
55. Queen + Roseanne Barr
56. Being eaten alive by a python

again. things that are BETTER than Queen with Adam Lambert

Ha. Following 'watching a Mickey Rourke film' with 'getting shot in the face' is a bit like following 'enjoying Christopher Reeve in Superman' with 'being punched in the spine'.

57.  Hiring Mickey's plastic surgeon for anything other than spackling.

58. Going down on Sandra Bernhardt

http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jhigbee/january2012/sandra.jpg

But you might meet Madonna there!

59. Steering your cruise ship close to an island as a favour to a friend.

60. Not adequately clearing your Cruise Ship of tripping hazards, grossly increasing your chances of accidentally falling into a lifeboat.  Your subsequent angst and anguish may cause you to flail around so much you unwittingly unwrap an emergency blanket.  You may  find yourself so exhausted and disoriented that all you can do is sit underneath it, perfectly still.   If people poke the blanket, the shiny surface will cause a distorting effect and your valiant cries of  "Have no fear!" will sound exactly like "I'm not here".  Don't do it.  Don't inadequately clear your Cruise Ship of tripping hazards.

YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:
58. Going down on Sandra Bernhardt

61. On second thought, just LOOKING at Sandra Bernhardt may well qualify for the list

62. John Deacon joining the Stones