100 worse ideas than Adam Lambert fronting Queen

22. Playing hide and seek with John Deacon for money

23.  Inventing words that could one day be forced to rhyme with "Make you bleed and scream and crawl"

24. The 'Living Monkey' earring and pendant set

25. Making Love to A Wood Chipper

26. Buying An Adam Lambert Album just to see what it's like

27. Queen + Barry Manilow

Bonus points for 25 and 26 being aurally indistinguishable.

28. Queen + Adam Lambert + Justin Bieber

29. Getting a 20 pound printer thrown at your face
30. Having a cat bite your nose
31. Eating poop

32. Having vaginal reconstructive surgery on your face

33. Punching a cop to go to prison and try it out

34. Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber singing Body Language at Wembley, with Roger and Brian, of course.
35. Watching 2 girls and 1 cup

Rubbersuit wrote:
18. Treasured Moment's Greatest Hits

Oh, the freakin' HUMANITY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

36. Jamming a grenade up your ass and pulling the pin
37. Cover your genitals with mutton and stuff a ferrett down your pants

38. Donating both your kidneys and your liver in one swoop
39. Trading in your Queen collection for an Adam Lambert CD...well, you may as well now

Ranting on the Queen are performing with Adam Lambert... At least there not doing a John Deacon on us all bless. I think there trying to keep queen alive buy getting a younger audience. So when they all die Queen will still be alive... I think in 20 years Queen will still be talked about.. God save the Queen even if his name is Adam Lambert.

40. Queenzone being shut down by QPL because of the objections to Adam being the frontman.

#1 to #100: PAUL RODGERS FRONTING QUEEN.

41. Queen + WK Mahler

42. Brian announcing he's found tapes labelled "knebworth". Then a week later announcing he forgot that he'd taped Eastenders over them 'cos Anita was on!