100 worse ideas than Adam Lambert fronting Queen

[QUOTE] [b]Sheer Brass Neck wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Gregsynth wrote:[/b]
I want a hand job from a drunken hobo! :)[/QUOTE]
Show up at Knebworth Park this summer, good chance your dream will come true ;)[/QUOTE]

Drat! I have to fly over to Knebworth!

HEY HEY!!! at least show the topic some respect and keep to adding 100+ ideas worse than Adam Lambert fronting QUEEN


101. Pulling your eyes out after the EMA performance and grilling them thoroughly

102. Writing a novel about the merits of having a cardboard box

103. Masturbating with epoxy glue

104. Being Captain Save a Ho for a woman with 7 children by 12 different fathers (don't think it's possible?)

105. Hanging on Sloopy

106. Going to court and taking a dump, after they admonish you say " that's not what your WIFE said last night!"

(assuming they state GET THAT NUTBAG OUT OF HERE!!)

107. Writing your Own obituary for your family wedding.
(something I intend on doing to piss people off)

108. Requesting ANYTHING good on the radio... cause they'll never have it.

Sheer Brass Neck, I get what you're saying, but I don't really care, I just want something...like Gregsynth said, I'll take that handjob from the drunken hobo if that's all they've got

109. Michael Allred and YetAnotherFreddieFan commenting on here

110. Having a heated argument on the Internet (those two kind of go hand-in-hand)

111. Walking through Israel praising Allah

One more:

112. Having Norman Sheffield be the manager for your band

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]
109. Michael Allred and YetAnotherFreddieFan commenting on here
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Fine but let it be known we are polar opposites on most issues.

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]
One more:
112. Having Norman Sheffield be the manager for your band[/QUOTE]

113. Not kicking Wankhonor, er, waunakonor's ass

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[b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]
109. Michael Allred and YetAnotherFreddieFan commenting on here
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Fine but let it be known we are polar opposites on most issues.[/QUOTE]
Yeah I hear you. That didn't make much sense.  Maybe a nic mix up.  Either way, there's room for everybody.

114. Queen + Katy Perry
115. Queen + Lady Gaga

[QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]
109. Michael Allred and YetAnotherFreddieFan commenting on here
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Fine but let it be known we are polar opposites on most issues.
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Fair enough, I'm fairly new on here and I don't know everybody all that well yet. When I was trying to read through this thread, I just got really annoyed watching you guys go back and forth with your childish insults. I apologize if I've offended you at all, though it seems I have since now you're threatening to kick my ass.
Anyhow, have a nice day

[QUOTE] [b]hauntofroulettedares wrote:[/b]
114. Queen + Katy Perry
115. Queen + Lady Gaga[/QUOTE]
Something similar to Queen+Lady Gaga has already been mentioned, I believe having to do with her singing "Body Language." Anyway, I would honestly prefer her to at least a few other people; at least she's a Queen fan. Still, it's a valid enough point.

116. Adam Lambert fronting Queen...it really can't get much worse than that.

Thanks for the laugh, guys. Quite the imagination :)

117.Barry Manilow replacing Adam Lambert

118.THE HOLOCAUST

[QUOTE] [b]AJM904 wrote:[/b]
118.THE HOLOCAUST[/QUOTE]

No no no. According to the dim witted Queen fans online, nothing is worse than Adam Lambert.