100 worse ideas than Adam Lambert fronting Queen

[QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
58. Going down on Sandra Bernhardt[url=http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jhigbee/january2012/sandra.jpg]http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jhigbee/january2012/sandra.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
oh god... someone should mail this to her agent. I'm sure she'd laugh.
#88 looks like Matthew Broderick (at left)

89. Being bludgeoned to death by a piece of cauliflower (idea courtesy of MAD magazine's dave berg books from the 80's)

90. Having a family picnic underneath an Elephant's tail

91. Photographing your mogwai

92. Buying another rereleased Queen compilation

Wow. Those "faith tones" guys at No. 88 have got great wigs on.

93. Justin Bieber
94. Any new Disney show created after Phineas and Ferb.

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[b]matt z wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
58. Going down on Sandra Bernhardt[url=http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jhigbee/january2012/sandra.jpg]http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jhigbee/january2012/sandra.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
92. Buying another rereleased Queen compilation[/QUOTE]

 indeed,,,INDEED!

95. Buy a CD which tracks be egocentric audiocomments by Brian May talking about every Queen song were born by an idea from him.

96. And buy the "Double CD Plus Edition" with four bonus track hearing Roger talking about him being bored and unliking 80's clothing style.

97. Buy a DVD watching Brian May pooping on a pan.

98)Queen + Amy Winehouse. As she is right now.

Whoever does 99, I think that GF should do 100. Unless she decides that we may continue beyond 100. :D

99. Limiting this list at 100 since there's clearly a lot of sadistic MFs here on Queenzone who love this kind of list.

[QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b][QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] Biggest bunch of negative swine on the internet. I wish I could hate......everything.....as much as you people do.[/QUOTE] 64. the birth of Michael Allred[/QUOTE] You probably thought that was witty. I'll just pat you on the head and move along.[/QUOTE] In reality. If you tried you'd find that hard to do with you being on the ground knocked unconscious[/QUOTE]

haha. *pats you on the head* internet threats, gotta love 'em.

[QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]Sheer Brass Neck wrote:[/b]Michael, you're as bad, or worse, than the negative people. You see one thing, glory for Queen because of Adam Lambert's popularity, and you think he's got talent. If I or others see embarrassment for guys trying to hang on with a not particularly great singer with no track record except popularity, and it has nothing to do with anything but sales of songs we've heard a million times, are we not entitled to voice that opinion? [/QUOTE] I would suggest that you not put words into my mouth as I've said nothing of the kind.[/QUOTE] I don't think you can fill a mouth that is already bulging with shite[/QUOTE]

Stay bitter and angry, it will serve you well.

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[b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b] [QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] Biggest bunch of negative swine on the internet. I wish I could hate......everything.....as much as you people do.[/QUOTE] 64. the birth of Michael Allred[/QUOTE] You probably thought that was witty. I'll just pat you on the head and move along.[/QUOTE] In reality. If you tried you'd find that hard to do with you being on the ground knocked unconscious[/QUOTE]

haha. *pats you on the head* internet threats, gotta love 'em.[/QUOTE]

says Michael Allred from dreamland. The only thing you are patting is your (likely quite tiny) crank

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[b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]YetAnotherFreddieFan wrote:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]Michael Allred wrote: [/b] [QUOTE] [b]Sheer Brass Neck wrote:[/b]Michael, you're as bad, or worse, than the negative people. You see one thing, glory for Queen because of Adam Lambert's popularity, and you think he's got talent. If I or others see embarrassment for guys trying to hang on with a not particularly great singer with no track record except popularity, and it has nothing to do with anything but sales of songs we've heard a million times, are we not entitled to voice that opinion? [/QUOTE] I would suggest that you not put words into my mouth as I've said nothing of the kind.[/QUOTE] I don't think you can fill a mouth that is already bulging with shite[/QUOTE]

Stay bitter and angry, it will serve you well.[/QUOTE]
well it suuuuuuuure has served well in smacking you around in this one-sided battle of wit.

[QUOTE] [b]Amazon wrote: [/b] 98)Queen + Amy Winehouse. As she is right now. Whoever does 99, I think that GF should do 100. Unless she decides that we may continue beyond 100. :D[/QUOTE] I feel like I've been eating a giant plate of spaghetti for a week and if I have to have another bite I'll die.  God, I'm down to creepy serial killer cannibal jokes and making fun of dead quadriplegics and people who just want to love Jesus and be left alone with their enormous hair.  And disordered Sinead O'Connor, who has the filthiest most vile mouth in all of womanhood and really just needs a real BFF to fly in and save her from herself.  I'm making fun of her too. My last thought before bed last night was "Please, God, let the Europeans and the Aussies put this to rest while I'm sleeping.  I promise I'll never give up Lent for Lent again."  And then, this morning. 97.  I haven't cried so hard before 7 am since my crazy great aunt poured milk in my cup and orange juice all over my rice krispies when I was 5. However, your thoughtfulness and consideration for my investment in this thread are very much appreciated nonetheless.  So, without further ado, 100! 100.  Adam Lambert's thoroughly unremarkable new single with it's thoroughly unremarkable video with it's thoroughly hackneyed and overacted duality theme, which wasn't even what the song is about!  With gut splitting fan commentary after.  I shouldn't be so gratuitoiusly snotty, but his largely (though not exclusively) middle aged female fan base are out.of.their.minds. What the fans say: Really, this video is a tremendous work of art. If, as I define it in the Theater Appreciation class that I teach, art makes you think and question your own values, this certainly qualifies. I have read so many different (though related) interpretations, each valid and interesting. And every time I watch I (and so may of you) see something I’d not noticed before. I really think that, for different reasons, Adam’s BTIKM video is truly as brilliant as MJ’s Thriller was in it’s day. Some may not like me making that kind of comparison, but I remember clearly the effect MJ’s Thriller video had on the music video industry, and somehow BTIKM feels much the same way to me.It may be because it’s struck a somewhat “personal” chord in me (Maybe it has for others, too.), but…this video is truly beyond BRILLIANT for oh so many reasons.There…I said it out loud…now I feel better. lol Vocals - immaculate! Looks, style, personality - perfection! Visual symbolisms - profound! Song is 'Better Than I Know Myself' but duality idea and? concept - genius! Art direction and delivery - captivating! The end's dual colored eyes - brilliant! For someone to call it rubbish - short-sighted and shallow! Just tell them to look up this? song's performance on Ellen. If that doesn't convince them, they are definitely in denial. Denial probably due to their favorite singer can't sing without autotune. everytime i watch this video, is like it was the first time, so amazing,? how is it possible exit people who dislike it For the love of frond please make this accessible on mobile PLEASE IM ON MY? KNEES HERE i need to watch it on the bus in the toilet during school during breakfast lunch and dinnertime thanks this song is crazily deep. left side is me inside and right is? me outside. and yes, he's crazily hot. I could go on, but it makes me feel a bit mean.  And beside, a whole bunch of 'crazily' seems fitting. P.S.  THRILLER???!

Oh, and by all means, as Amazon raised - of course feel welcome to push on. The further one can drive 'a lunchtime quickie with Jeffrey Dahmer' back into history the better. :P

Really though, thanks to all for the smiles and for helping me with my wild overcommitment. :) You all rock, especially you. You know who you are. :)

Damn, i spent all night thinking long and hard (that wasn't the onl.... i digress)
about this one...
i had a 98-100 set in stone.. so i'll just offer it again for humor's sake (i really liked this topic... everybody got their two cents in on an opinion)

Not the TRUE 98-100

98. Licensing "COUNTRY ROAD" by John Denver to be the standard "TAKE OFF" song issued from speakers when boarding commercial flights to....say.... ANYWHERE

99. Painstakingly recreating a life-size replica of the Washington monument composed of nothing but used condoms.

100. Deciding NOT TO TOUR "QUEEN+ Anybody" worldwide while the two remaining (and performing) band members still get their jollies from performing some of the best music created by four brilliant and uniquely gifted men who graced the world with a singular style of music that defied category and reached around the world to grab it's tit and say "hey, we're still here, back that @$$ up and call me daddy!"


...but then again... i got here too late :)

All in all, i think ANY tour would be welcome by me at this point. I want my DNA restructured by the deafening sound of the Red Special---- IN PERSON!!

(all those fortunate enough to have had that experience before...yeah, i wish i coulda caught Queen with FM... simply wasn't possible)


RE: ABOVE... funny sarcasm... did someone really draw the comparison? I think it's safe to say they're crazy. I felt the whole video above was more like an EMO comparison to the "TWILIGHT" (sounds like TOILET) film series adaptations.

Just to clarify, yes...those are 100% authentic fan comments. A drop in the ocean of the madness that is the Adam Lambert superfan community. So, yes, somebody actually compared that video to the transformational cultural touchstone that was 'Thriller'. Honestly, being such a hugely dedicated music fan myself I am torn about poking at these people. On the one hand, who am I to lowball the joy anybody gets from the music that inspires them. But on the other hand, this nonsense does affect the shared culture. So, seriously, Mrs. Fan, IT'S NOT THRILLER. Jesus.