How awkward must Mary Austins life be with her husband?

This is why I don't want to be in Queen anymore

[QUOTE] [b]pma wrote:[/b]
Wait, so Mary Austin is some weirdo who spends all her days, year after year crying in front of her Freddie-shrine after Freddie, who chose numerous men over her pancake-butt, whilst her husband cries all day being eternally, let's face it "a number two"....
Or, the faghag and her entire family are, to put it moderately, extremely lucky to have that brilliant house, money and whatnot and unlike many Queen fans, can MOVE ON and live their frigging lives. Poor husband, must be banging his head against a wall everyday... riiight.
Ridiculous shit.[/QUOTE]

Its even worse. He's number 3. She was married before.

What if it's all a cover up and Mary is a mad s&m lesbian? The house may be a sex playground for loaded lesbians from around the world and the husband is a receptionist taking bookings dressed in Freddie's 'It's A Hard Life' costume.

Or not.

It'd be alright. I am sure she assured him that size really doesn't matter...

[QUOTE] [b]Missreclusive was like:[/b]
[QUOTE] [b]I was all like:[/b]
That sounds lovely[/QUOTE]
Is that so? [/QUOTE]
Yes, it is so.

[QUOTE] [b]Really John Deacon wrote:[/b]
This is why I don't want to be in Queen anymore[/QUOTE]
It would be kind of amazing if John Deacon really were on Queenzone...

[QUOTE] [b]splicksplack wrote:[/b]
What if it's all a cover up and Mary is a mad s&m lesbian? The house may be a sex playground for loaded lesbians from around the world and the husband is a receptionist taking bookings dressed in Freddie's 'It's A Hard Life' costume.
Or not.[/QUOTE]
...probably not

[QUOTE] [b]Really John Deacon wrote:[/b]
This is why I don't want to be in Queen anymore[/QUOTE]

Looks real