Songs written, recorded, and/or performed in the bath and/or on the loo

I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub.
Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written and/or recorded/performed while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.

I was actually there with Roger as he jotted down lyrics to Fun It while sitting on the toilet. He was struggling to get out a particularly difficult turd when he had a sudden surge of inspiration. It was kind of a magical moment.

Don't ask what I was doing there, though. That's a completely different story for another time.

[QUOTE] [b]Stoner wrote:[/b]

I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub.
Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.[/QUOTE]

Damn! I thought you were asking about songs recorded (not written on a paper!) exactly in the bath when I saw the title of your topic. Thought I might have fun here :-(

But never mind!

[QUOTE] [b]Stoner wrote:[/b]
Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.[/QUOTE]

is this the turd we created?
more of that jizz
cool scat
the shite comes down
pooing all right
keep pissing the open windows

Oh crap. I actually meant songs RECORDED, and also songs WRITTEN -- all while sitting on the loo.
[QUOTE] [b]Lostman wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]Stoner wrote:[/b]

I've heard that "Crazy Little Thing" was written in the bathtub.
Are there any Queen songs perchance that were written while sitting on the loo? I'm sure there are several, but I was just curious.[/QUOTE]

Damn! I thought you were asking about songs recorded (not written on a paper!) exactly in the bath when I saw the title of your topic. Thought I might have fun here :-(

But never mind![/QUOTE]

There I've edited the title. So have fun.

So brENsKi wants to play this game? I'm down for that.

Stone Cold Turd
Shit on Two Legs
Dung Must Fall
Las Cagadas De Amor (The Shits of Love)
It's a Hard Dump

Anyone else want to play?

A Kind Of Pancake
Who Wants To Shit Forever
We Will Fuck You
Under Seizure
Pimps Of The Universe
Hammer To Fail
I Want To Break Pee
It's A Hard Fap.

In The Crap of the Gods
Fat Bottomed Swirls
The Prophet's Dong
I'm In Love With My Mom
Spread Your Legs
Orgie Battle
We Are The Chimpanzees
oh the list just goes on and on and on...

The Turd Must Go On

These Are The Craps of Our Lives

The Fart Must Go On.
Is this the Fart We Created?
Killer Fart
You're My Best Fart
Fart From the Inside
Fart It
The Fart Comes Down
Don't Fart So Hard
All God's Farts
The Fartman
Farts will be Farts (my favourite: very Zen)
Misfart
Let Me Fart
My fart has been saved
Too much fart will kill you
Fart in Heaven
Sheer Fart Attack
My Melancholy Farts
Fart Power
Put out the Fart
Is This the Fart We Created?

Many of those are better than the original titles :)

fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one
mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change
or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case

anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right"
but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter"

All songs not composed by Fred, Brian or Roger were written in the John.

Idiocy is alive & well