Songs written, recorded, and/or performed in the bath and/or on the loo

I wasn't really trying to make words sound like others. Here, I'll try again.

Father to Dung
Let Pee Entertain Poo
My Melancholy Poops
Khashoggi's Shit
The Piss (Aura Resurrects Crap)
Dragon Crap

[QUOTE] [b]lyricalassasin77 wrote:[/b]
Idiocy is alive & well[/QUOTE]
In this case, it's totally all right. Idiocy is fun!

You people are a terrible influence on me.

Back Shat (A Sprinter's Tale)
Bohemian Crapsody
Don't Try So Hard
Dreamer Balls
Flush's Theme
Outuendo
The Shitman
I'm Going Slightly Bad
Radio Ca Ca
Teo Toiliette
Seven Peas of Rhye
Seat Down, Make Love (Keep Capping the Open Toothpaste)
I'm Late

PS Just so you know, girls don't poop or fart. They occasionally pee in a very delicate fashion.

I should have known it would turn into this.
As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.
[QUOTE] [b]brENsKi wrote:[/b]

fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one
mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change
or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case

anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right"
but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter"

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My faves by far. :)

[QUOTE] [b]GratefulFan wrote:[/b]

You people are a terrible influence on me.

Back Shat
Bohemian Crapsody
Don't Try So Hard
Flush's Theme
The Shitman
I'm Going Slightly Bad
Radio Ca Ca
Seven Peas of Rhye
Seat Down, Make Love (Keep Capping the Open Toothpaste)
I'm Late

PS Just so you know, girls don't poop or fart. They occasionally pee in a very delicate fashion.[/QUOTE]

You guy's are all killing me over here in Rhode Island!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing!!! Brenski, I raise you a Mustafart! All you guy's are brilliant!!! True story... my cousin Joe was Queen's lighting director from ADATR tour to JAZZ 79. He told me he would hear We Are The Champion night after night and got so tired of it he got on his headset and started singing We Are The Chimpanzees and got the guys running the spotlights to join in... Keep 'em coming!

[QUOTE] [b]GratefulFan wrote:[/b]
Radio Ca Ca
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Isn't that what it was originally?

[QUOTE] [b]Stoner wrote:[/b]
I should have known it would turn into this.
As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.
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If you want a serious answer, I don't think anyone has one for you. If there is a song like that, we don't know of it, and as I sarcastically implied earlier, we weren't there when the songs were written in the first place. Sorry you couldn't get more information, but that's just the way it is.

[QUOTE] [b]Jazz 78 wrote:[/b]
True story... my cousin Joe was Queen's lighting director from ADATR tour to JAZZ 79.[/QUOTE]
Hmmm... I looked through this site http://www.queenconcerts.com/crew.html but couldn't find anyone who was a lighting director from ADatR to Jazz. There's a Joe who was a lighting supervisor during NotW, Jazz and the Australian Works tour, but that's the closest it gets. Perhaps your cousin's name is omitted from that list? If so, you could email the guy and have your cousin immortalized in a little list on the Internet.

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]GratefulFan wrote:[/b]
Radio Ca Ca
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Isn't that what it was originally?

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No, it was originally a cheeseburger and a side salad.

This thread is shit






I also heard Fred write CLTCL while taking a bath, so the things goes more like this:

We will wash your hair
Take a shower on two legs
Gimme the shampoo

and go on...

Hey take it easy I was just trying to keep things spiced up.

[QUOTE] [b]waunakonor wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]GratefulFan wrote:[/b]
Radio Ca Ca
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Isn't that what it was originally?

[QUOTE] [b]Stoner wrote:[/b]
I should have known it would turn into this.
As the OP, did I say this was a game? I was serious, I knew there had to be songs out there somewhere. Not some made up stupid shit that rhymes or has some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise.
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If you want a serious answer, I don't think anyone has one for you. If there is a song like that, we don't know of it, and as I sarcastically implied earlier, we weren't there when the songs were written in the first place. Sorry you couldn't get more information, but that's just the way it is.

I have edited the title again.

This is the dirtiest thread i have ever seen on qz.

Hmmmm. But not as dirty as this one though.

http://www.queenzone.com/forums/1340422/ban-porn.aspx?page=1

[QUOTE] [b]tcc wrote:[/b]

This is the dirtiest thread i have ever seen on qz.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE] [b]brENsKi wrote:[/b]

fuck this, some of Jazz78's were excellent, - as was wannakonor's fourth one
mousepancake: you're supposed to have some similarity either sound-wise or word-wise in the word you change
or, alternatively you do what holly did and use one completely out of place word in every case

anyway Jazz78, we'll go for a draw on "in the crap of the gods" vs "pooing all right"
but now i raise your "fat bottomed swirls" with "sail away sweet shitter"

[/QUOTE]

Sorry. I'll try harder next time. I know I suck at this.

My cousin's name is Joe Trovato wanakonor. Same as my last name. After Queen's JAZZ tour he went on to Foreigner, REO Speedwagon, Air Supply. He worked with Robin Trower for a bit and numerous other bands. He's in his mid-60's now and sort of still in the business but not doing tours any longer. He's more in the sales area I think and demos lighting rigs for up and coming tours. He was mentioned in Ratty's book a couple of times and each story he was drunk and making a mess of himself. Our family couldn't be more proud! LOL!!!

Oh, one other thing... the photo on Queenconcerts.com was submitted by me years ago. Joe had given me the photo back in the late 70's and it was taken during the final night in Japan. He saw the photo a few years back and doesn't remember ever submitting anything since he has all the negatives still. He even contacted Ratty who had no idea how the photo got on there til I explained that it was me that did it. Then his mouth dropped and the mystery was solved. By the way... the shirt he's wearing in that photo was a Robin Trower shirt. Before the photo was taken he took it off and turned it inside out. Brian asked him why he did that and Joe told him it was a Queen party and not a Robin Trower party to which Brian replied that Robin Trower was a good guitar player and that he liked him.