Marvellous offer for Rocknrolllover (from which we might ALL benefit)

Hey there rocknrolllover... Anton... Frederic, etc, etc...

Now then, despite you having been banned from this site and you're not really here still (we're all imagining your presence) and despite you being the single most annoying person EVER to have joined any fan forum anywhere in this universe or any other universe, and everyone on here seemingly hating everything you write, how you write it, and generally everything about you - not to put too fine a point on it and without wishing to sound unkind, and all that jazz - I have here a genuine offer for you.

I will answer any 5 questions Queen you care to put to me here. Obviously the first one will be about Rainbow 74, because you're clearly more interested or obsessed by that than you are about finding a girlfriend, doing nice and/or rude things with her, and generally having a life outside of your infuriating badly spelled illogical tedious and ill-thought out rantings here on QZ... but anyway.... you give me FIVE questions, and then I will answer you. And I'll use words you have more than a 3% chance of understanding. If only you could do the same!

But first (yes there's always a catch)... or as you might say.... "Catching you always is there must be catching rainbow table corner egg sandwich mafia boss my mum loves fences dog toaster lampshade"... or some such other unfathomable nonsense.... first you have to answer MY FIVE QUESTIONS. Fair? I think so love-spangle.

If you answer them properly and with reasonable consideration, I will do the same. Deal??

1. Not including your parents, brothers, sisters, and every other family member... How many people in your life have become very very irritated with you, and told you so? An approximate total will do here. Be honest, or it's no deal.

2. Who was the last person to shout at you at the top of their voice, in a furious and irate fashion, and so extremely angry that there was a hint of heart attack?

3. How do you feel about everyone on Queenzone saying bad things about you and so frequently getting annoyed by you?

4. Has it ever occurred to you to NOT write the thing you are writing, that you know will piss people off as soon as you post it, and instead write something that people might actually respond well to?

[I fully realise, of course I do, that these questions could apply to me too, but my reasons for pissing people off here - often deliberately - have a long history to them to do with giving as good as I get, and I have good reasons for this that amuse me. I also have some very good friends here (who email me privately), whom I've made though this site, etc... but you don't, so I do think we are not really comparable on most scores.... or as you might put it... "Greg give us Rainbow thus thee biblical execute boxes elasticated waists wednesday salad trifle."]

5. With respect here (as I don't speak too many other languages very well), I must ask... how is it that your English is still so utterly abysmal, given that you spend SO MUCH Time on this site? How the hell can that be? It genuinely baffles me. Even the strange refugee woman in my local street who sells the Big Issue, has picked up better English in three weeks than you have in 3 years!!!! I can't figure it..

It's a fair question, Anton, old bean. One would reasonably expect by now at the very least just the odd sentence from you that makes some sense. The law of averages surely means that every 10th or 12th thing you offer here would have some discernible meaning... if only by sheer luck... but no!! Not at all. Not remotely. It's ALL crap. You put words together that have no business being together, ever. Your sentences are like the Cannon & Ball of English wordcraft. They simply have NO reason to be side by side in the random miserable and painful ways that you manage to offer them.

Please explain. And do please use Google translate.... or indeed a mute blind donkey from Nepal, as even his English language skills are likely to be more intelligible than yours, old mucker! Sorry, but you know it's true. We ALL do.

Off you go then... You answer mine, I'll answer yours. Fair's fair: a deal's a deal. But you have to be TOTALLY honest and frank and not so much of an annoying git as you usually are (no disrespect intended). Give it your best shot. Or, as I think you say it yourself.... "Tree rainbow jesus was a carpenter lego-land windsor marbles offspring!"

Regards to your family - if they're still talking with you, obviously.

GB

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... preparing popcorn ...

[QUOTE] [b]pittrek wrote:[/b]

... preparing popcorn ...[/QUOTE]

This is not your topic, Pit!

Is there any info in that first post?

Just read it. No. Amazing trolling though. A shame from an official Queen rep.

[QUOTE] [b]dysan wrote:[/b]

Just read it. No. Amazing trolling though. A shame from an official Queen rep.

[/QUOTE]


Jesus!!!! Dysan... CHANGE THE RECORD!!!!!!

[QUOTE] [b]GB: Queen Archivist wrote:[/b]

Now then, despite you having been banned from this site and you're not really here still (we're all imagining your presence) and despite you being the single most annoying person EVER to have joined any fan forum anywhere in this universe or any other universe, and everyone on here seemingly hating everything you write, how you write it, and generally everything about you
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Surely that honor goes to Medusa?

[QUOTE] [b]GB: Queen Archivist wrote:[/b]

Hey there rocknrolllover... Anton... Frederic, etc, etc...

Now then, despite you having been banned from this site and you're not really here still (we're all imagining your presence) and despite you being the single most annoying person EVER to have joined any fan forum anywhere in this universe or any other universe, and everyone on here seemingly hating everything you write, how you write it, and generally everything about you - not to put too fine a point on it and without wishing to sound unkind, and all that jazz - I have here a genuine offer for you.

I will answer any 5 questions Queen you care to put to me here. Obviously the first one will be about Rainbow 74, because you're clearly more interested or obsessed by that than you are about finding a girlfriend, doing nice and/or rude things with her, and generally having a life outside of your infuriating badly spelled illogical tedious and ill-thought out rantings here on QZ... but anyway.... you give me FIVE questions, and then I will answer you. And I'll use words you have more than a 3% chance of understanding. If only you could do the same!

But first (yes there's always a catch)... or as you might say.... "Catching you always is there must be catching rainbow table corner egg sandwich mafia boss my mum loves fences dog toaster lampshade"... or some such other unfathomable nonsense.... first you have to answer MY FIVE QUESTIONS. Fair? I think so love-spangle.

If you answer them properly and with reasonable consideration, I will do the same. Deal??

1. Not including your parents, brothers, sisters, and every other family member... How many people in your life have become very very irritated with you, and told you so? An approximate total will do here. Be honest, or it's no deal.

2. Who was the last person to shout at you at the top of their voice, in a furious and irate fashion, and so extremely angry that there was a hint of heart attack?

3. How do you feel about everyone on Queenzone saying bad things about you and so frequently getting annoyed by you?

4. Has it ever occurred to you to NOT write the thing you are writing, that you know will piss people off as soon as you post it, and instead write something that people might actually respond well to?

[I fully realise, of course I do, that these questions could apply to me too, but my reasons for pissing people off here - often deliberately - have a long history to them to do with giving as good as I get, and I have good reasons for this that amuse me. I also have some very good friends here (who email me privately), whom I've made though this site, etc... but you don't, so I do think we are not really comparable on most scores.... or as you might put it... "Greg give us Rainbow thus thee biblical execute boxes elasticated waists wednesday salad trifle."]

5. With respect here (as I don't speak too many other languages very well), I must ask... how is it that your English is still so utterly abysmal, given that you spend SO MUCH Time on this site? How the hell can that be? It genuinely baffles me. Even the strange refugee woman in my local street who sells the Big Issue, has picked up better English in three weeks than you have in 3 years!!!! I can't figure it..

It's a fair question, Anton, old bean. One would reasonably expect by now at the very least just the odd sentence from you that makes some sense. The law of averages surely means that every 10th or 12th thing you offer here would have some discernible meaning... if only by sheer luck... but no!! Not at all. Not remotely. It's ALL crap. You put words together that have no business being together, ever. Your sentences are like the Cannon & Ball of English wordcraft. They simply have NO reason to be side by side in the random miserable and painful ways that you manage to offer them.

Please explain. And do please use Google translate.... or indeed a mute blind donkey from Nepal, as even his English language skills are likely to be more intelligible than yours, old mucker! Sorry, but you know it's true. We ALL do.

Off you go then... You answer mine, I'll answer yours. Fair's fair: a deal's a deal. But you have to be TOTALLY honest and frank and not so much of an annoying git as you usually are (no disrespect intended). Give it your best shot. Or, as I think you say it yourself.... "Tree rainbow jesus was a carpenter lego-land windsor marbles offspring!"

Regards to your family - if they're still talking with you, obviously.

GB[/QUOTE]

Greg, I don't care if you like it or not, but I'm not going to answer your questions here. I can answer them either in a PM or via email. I don't want everybody here to read something that is not intended for them!

[QUOTE] [b]GB: Queen Archivist wrote:[/b]

Hey there rocknrolllover... Anton... Frederic, etc, etc...

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Regards to your family - if they're still talking with you, obviously.

GB[/QUOTE]

You could have just written "Hey there rocknrolllover, your repetition is so annoying your own family couldn't possibly stand you".

Instead you write yet another essay in an effort to insult somebody, and make a complete fool out of yourself. Again.


If I was in charge of QP, I would have cut off all contact with you years ago, and issued a public statement saying that you don't represent the company in any way.

Fortunately for you QP is completely out of touch with reality.

Hotya Anton i tupoy govnuk, no ty, Greg Brooks, menya ochen razocharoval, odni sploshnye ponty i ne bolee togo.

[QUOTE] [b]DJGreg wrote:[/b]

Hotya Anton i tupoy govnuk, no ty, Greg Brooks, menya ochen razocharoval, odni sploshnye ponty i ne bolee togo.[/QUOTE]

Do you think he understands what you wrote here:-)

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[b]rocknrolllover wrote: [/b]
Greg, I don't care if you like it or not, but I'm not going to answer your questions here. I can answer them either in a PM or via email. I don't want everybody here to read something that is not intended for them![/QUOTE]

You might as well answer those questions here, you're reputation can hardly diminish further from rock bottom where it is now. You have nothing to lose. :)

(Gets Popcorn)

[QUOTE] [b]Marknow wrote:[/b]

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[b]rocknrolllover wrote: [/b]
Greg, I don't care if you like it or not, but I'm not going to answer your questions here. I can answer them either in a PM or via email. I don't want everybody here to read something that is not intended for them![/QUOTE]

You might as well answer those questions here, you're reputation can hardly diminish further from rock bottom where it is now. You have nothing to lose. :)

(Gets Popcorn)[/QUOTE]

Stop spamming

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[b]rocknrolllover wrote: [/b]
Stop spamming[/QUOTE]

GB has made a very nice gesture to you, It would be wise of you to take this very rare opportunity. Think of the greater good. His questions are not unreasonable, he's not exactly looking for your bank account details! :)

(Thirsty from popcorn consumption, off to get a 6 pack of Guinness and some more popcorn)