Marvellous offer for Rocknrolllover (from which we might ALL benefit)

rocknrollllover wrote:

GB: Queen Archivist wrote:
If you answer them properly and with reasonable consideration, I will do the same. Deal??

1. Not including your parents, brothers, sisters, and every other family member... How many people in your life have become very very irritated with you, and told you so? An approximate total will do here. Be honest, or it's no deal. 

I have annoyed 43 people I think. 301 if include family.

2. Who was the last person to shout at you at the top of their voice, in a furious and irate fashion, and so extremely angry that there was a hint of heart attack? 

The actor James Gandolfini. I was staying in the Boscolo Exedra Hotel in Rome, Italy while on holiday, he was angry because my room was next to him and I kept playing Hot Space at full volume on repeat for two days. I did not see him again, he must have checked out.

3. How do you feel about everyone on Queenzone saying bad things about you and so frequently getting annoyed by you?   

It makes my little man stand up, like Soviet missile on launch pad.

4. Has it ever occurred to you to NOT write the thing you are writing, that you know will piss people off as soon as you post it, and instead write something that people might actually respond well to? 

What you see here is only a fraction of what I think to post about. The rest is to dangerous to put here.

5. With respect here (as I don't speak too many other languages very well), I must ask... how is it that your English is still so utterly abysmal, given that you spend SO MUCH Time on this site? How the hell can that be? It genuinely baffles me. Even the strange refugee woman in my local street who sells the Big Issue, has picked up better English in three weeks than you have in 3 years!!!! I can't figure it.. 

I have learning difficulty, Momma drank lots of bootleg vodka when I was in her womb. My bum hole is also where my bellybutton should be.

Regards to your family - if they're still talking with you, obviously. 

I pass on regards, they say who the fuck is a Greg Brooks.

What a fuck?

rocknrollllover wrote:

GB: Queen Archivist wrote:
If you answer them properly and with reasonable consideration, I will do the same. Deal??

1. Not including your parents, brothers, sisters, and every other family member... How many people in your life have become very very irritated with you, and told you so? An approximate total will do here. Be honest, or it's no deal. 

I have annoyed 43 people I think. 301 if include family.

2. Who was the last person to shout at you at the top of their voice, in a furious and irate fashion, and so extremely angry that there was a hint of heart attack? 

The actor James Gandolfini. I was staying in the Boscolo Exedra Hotel in Rome, Italy while on holiday, he was angry because my room was next to him and I kept playing Hot Space at full volume on repeat for two days. I did not see him again, he must have checked out.

3. How do you feel about everyone on Queenzone saying bad things about you and so frequently getting annoyed by you?   

It makes my little man stand up, like Soviet missile on launch pad.

4. Has it ever occurred to you to NOT write the thing you are writing, that you know will piss people off as soon as you post it, and instead write something that people might actually respond well to? 

What you see here is only a fraction of what I think to post about. The rest is to dangerous to put here.

5. With respect here (as I don't speak too many other languages very well), I must ask... how is it that your English is still so utterly abysmal, given that you spend SO MUCH Time on this site? How the hell can that be? It genuinely baffles me. Even the strange refugee woman in my local street who sells the Big Issue, has picked up better English in three weeks than you have in 3 years!!!! I can't figure it.. 

I have learning difficulty, Momma drank lots of bootleg vodka when I was in her womb. My bum hole is also where my bellybutton should be.

Regards to your family - if they're still talking with you, obviously. 

I pass on regards, they say who the fuck is a Greg Brooks.

What a fuck?

ha ha ha. I'm warming to him (rr not gb).

Masturbation.

I find this fairly hard to masturbate to.

Chief Mouse wrote:

I find this fairly hard to masturbate to.

I just had to post something that wouldn't make any sense :-)

Dead bananas :-)

You, by any chance, weren't referring to Bananarama, were you?

Lostman wrote:

You, by any chance, weren't referring to Bananarama, were you?

<img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img534/7563/xkyu.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/>

(I just had to use this meme :P)

I'll take your word for it. Until I want to masturbate over some bananas again.

They are juicy fruits, in fact.

It's going all pear shaped!!!!

Wahter Melan.

And with every passing day, the collective IQ of Queenzone just keeps going down, and down, and down...

Stay classy, Queenzoners. Stay classy.

inu-liger wrote:

And with every passing day, the collective IQ of Queenzone just keeps going down, and down, and down...

Stay classy, Queenzoners. Stay classy.

Well, I've got nothing to do with it going down. All in all, practically it's the only one time I've posted something nonsensical in ages due to my very low mood. Also, I wanted everyone to move on and forget the preceding discussion, because it was really getting a bit out of hand. I didn't want to hurt anyone, really.

Lostman wrote:

inu-liger wrote:

And with every passing day, the collective IQ of Queenzone just keeps going down, and down, and down...

Stay classy, Queenzoners. Stay classy.

Well, I've got nothing to do with it going down. All in all, practically it's the only one time I've posted something nonsensical in ages due to my very low mood. Also, I wanted everyone to move on and forget the preceding discussion, because it was really getting a bit out of hand. I didn't want to hurt anyone, really.

Relax man, this thread is bonkers from post 1 onwards, anybody looking for sense in this thread lacks sense themselves. Sorry to hear your mood has been low, been there, have an internet hug from me. :)