ludwigs
You are a mother fucker.
Lets quote you now, "I'm guessing Graham is really trying to offer some forms of 'witty' and humorous ramblings."
There is nothing witty about my ramblings. I hate anything to do with Ludwigs. Sonor is more my game, and even Slash is up for my Russian band in my early 20s as the drummer.
I see John Lennon as postman fucking prat. If this mother fucker can't afford it then he shouldn't touch it.
Yours truly
Graham David Bruton (the new Queen frontman, replacing Freddie Mercury permanently as the generational band of the future).
Clarity on my claim I have played the agent who is Elton John
I know I made a claim I lived with the main agent who is Elton John in London for 6+ years.
You probably also wonder how I claim to also be a clone of the agent who played Elton John as well!
Well here is the explanation in relation to this discrepancy:
- I was living in SE16 sharing a house with the main agent who is Elton John
- he confessed that actually I was the person who sung and played piano in relation to the track, the Candle in the Wind at the Princes Diana funeral in 1997
In addition, all the bollocks about Brian May playing the National Anthem on top of Buckingham Palace is apparently total bollocks.
In 2003/4, Philip Porter a Director of Morgans Independent Advisers in Mayfair W1S (Dover Street), advised me that actually it was the agent who was Freddie Mercury of Queen who played the National Anthem on top of Buckingham Palace with a fake wig, and here is some evidence!
Graham David Bruton
inu-liger
I quote you as follows:
"So essentially we're dealing with a psychotic individual who has grandeuristic paranoia, very likely indeed under the heavy influence of hard drugs and unable to cope with reality as a result. "
I agree with you inu-liger, but I can cope with reality as a result and I have had a back operation.
I consider myself to be one hot biscuit!
Here is me as a bass player, the agent who is John Deacon as the Guitarist and Eddie Veddie as the singer in 1996 when I was only 16.
Bad luck, I have a 50%+ voting share over Queen so I can form Queen without Brian and Roger.
Graham David Bruton
Just to clarify, my old man who is Pete Townshend who is a mate of Eddie Vedder. I think I claimed I claimed he is Eddie Veddie which was a mistake in my above post.
I am connected strongly to the American Government, my dad is Pete Townshend and I am connected to American music including artists like John Deacon, Eddie Vedder, Pete Townshend and Zak Starkey (the heir to Ringo Starr's estate).
Graham David Bruton
I would be interested to hear your responses now.
Has Adam Lambert suddenly vanished, and oh yah yah yah, is Graham D Bruton now the new front man in Queen without a plausible explanation, or am I a Time Traveling?
Graham David Bruton
Hello Bastards
My Grandparents owned various properties on Chichester Terrace, BN2 1FG and I am the heir to most of Chichester Terrace and that whole estate through a complex nominee structure. Through nominees I own most of the Kemptown Estate and actually most of the roads connected to this area are named after people in my family.
These properties on Chichester Terrace have pillars, and if you fuck me off the pillars will go up your bum!
Graham
Please post a video of you singing candle in the wind
I will watch it.
What about David bowie is he not a clone?
Everyone seems to think he is more alien like than any rock star.
Queenfansunite
Thanks for a positive comment at last!
You can watch "Elton John" singing Candle in the Wind at Princes Diana's funeral and that is in actual fact the agent who also played Freddie Mercury and others playing the piano and singing.
This saves me the trouble of making a new recording.
Graham David Bruton
[QUOTE] [b]dragonfly.trumpeter wrote:[/b]
Queenfansunite
Thanks for a positive comment at last!
You can watch "Elton John" singing Candle in the Wind at Princes Diana's funeral and that is in actual fact the agent who also played Freddie Mercury and others playing the piano and singing.
This saves me the trouble of making a new recording.
Graham David Bruton[/QUOTE]
Yes I have heard it, but I was hoping for a more striped down version with you in your dark rehearsal room with a simpler take on it.
What about ziggy?
Well David Bowie is the same agent who is Prince Charles!
If your intelligence was that great well I was singing Candle In The Wind in Belsize Music Rooms in about 2000/2001/2002/2003/2004/2005 on their Fazioli Grand Piano.
I don't really get what the big deal is, with me being a cloned human??
Knowing how powerful the American Government is, if you don't like my claims as being a clone of Freddie Mercury, you can always kill me if I was to be talking crap? How could I be more corruptive than Adam Lambert!!!
So what is this bullshit really all about???
Graham David Bruton
Holly fuck
After all these posts, Queen and Adam Lambert are also looking to corrupt people in Australia.
I am now not offering my services to the music industry in the future, despite the experiences I have had and the immensely better ability I have than Adam Lambert.
I built my career in my twenties on the basis no one would ever bother to respect me despite the fact I am a clone of the agent who was Freddie Mercury, MIchael Jackson, and others etc and indeed my prediction turned out to be spot on.
The easiest thing I can do now is focus on my career in Financial Services and deny any service to the music industry in the future.
I am now denying my service to the music industry even if this has a crippling effect on young and impressionable people over the next 40+ years.
Graham David Bruton
My private view on this is that I gave everyone all possible opportunities in relation to me being a clone:
1) I informed Brian May that I was prepared to headline Glastonbury as the new singer of Queen for 2013.
2) I have offered Brian May the opportunity to meet with me on more than 10 occasions.
3) I attended Wildlife Rocks in Guildford in 2012, where some agent who pretends to be Brian May actually tells me I am correct in that I am a clone of Freddie Mercury but he is unable to help me at that time.
4) Laywers at DMH Stallard LLP confirmed that I am correct in that I am a cloned human in December 2011.
Due to the lack of responses or any support, I am now closing the opportunity for anyone to work for me in the music industry so no one will ever now benefit from me as a cloned human with a special education and musical ability/performance ability in the future.
I have a decent career in Financial Services. Why the fuck should I offer my skills to the music industry ever again even though I am trained to offer a better service to the music industry than anyone else can ever offer?
Graham David Bruton
I am basically closing any offer to be a musician from now on.
I did this when I was about 26 and this is when I focused on the Financial Services industry and my life became so much better and I became so much more successful without this shitty feeling that I had something to do with Freddie Mercury.
I can now build an exceptionally strong career in financial services, but this is in the knowledge that I am genetically identical to the agent who is Freddie Mercury, Michael Jackson and others. I am now never prepared to make a contribution back to the music industry and this is the close of any offer I wanted to make to the music/media industry irrevocably.
Yippee, I can now live a natural life without any responsibility towards the music and media industry. This is my irrevocable and binding decision in relation to this matter and I have no flexibility in the future.
Graham David Bruton
Ah ! but can you sing in the celebrated style of Adam Lambert?
Can you match his high notes ?
can you ?
Can you trumpeter?
I bet you cannot.
Make a video singing in the Lambert style Who Wants To Live Forever
I cannot wait to enjoy that!
