100 Better Ideas Than Queen + Adam Lambert

The forum becomes duller and duller with each passing day, with each new topic. as Barbara could miss this, don't understand.
Even release of the new Queen album and Live at the Rainbow will not make it lively and interesting, as there will always be people who say we didn't wait for that. We want Lambert and so on. Boring this all. BOOOORING!!!!!!!!!

AL + Bee Gees

83. Tampon tea
82. Licking a public urinal
81. Queen + literally anything. Anything at all.

80. Queen + Pink (if we were being SERIOUS)
79. Bumping and grinding a grinding wheel in motion
78. Eating nothing but tic tacs for a Year
77...

77. Fucking Woopie Goldberg
76. Fucking Woopie Goldberg's corpse
75. Licking a bat's cock
74...

74 Madonna's hairy armpit
73 Miley's antics

Black Velvet wrote:

74 Madonna's hairy armpit

ha! take that Madge

72. Led Zeppelin + Clay Aiken
71. Taptap being swallowed by a python

70. Paying Rockenrolllover's Westboro Baptist Church membership for the coming decade.

69. Playing concerts with Freddie's hologram

68 Def Leppard and Taylor Swift

67. Pulling your bottom lip up over your forehead
66. Jamming a butter knife in a light socket
65. Eating yellow snow
64. Driving through Compton in a convertible yelling "Wassup my niggas?!"

63. Having Taptap, Sweet Caroline or SWLA explain why the triple hyphenate super talent AL doesn't have a record contract despite his super talented acting/singing/bulge career.

62. Having me explain the reason he has no record contract is that he's an artistic lightweight (no gravitas) with a fan base (sheep) that think he's Jesus but can't explain why bulge boy has no record contract despite his superhuman genius talent.

61. Eating brown snow
60. Sniffing grandma's panties
59. Eating grandma's pussy
58. Fist-fucking a rhino
57...