100 Better Ideas Than Queen + Adam Lambert

[QUOTE] [b]Black Velvet wrote:[/b]

68 Def Leppard and Taylor Swift[/QUOTE]

Oh good Lord. You cruel bastard, I think anything + AL beats def crappard

57.bullwhipping a pack of lions
56. Getting a permanent "Chola" makeup job tattooed on your face
55. Swimming with water rats wearing a raw meat suit

54. swallowing whole ice-cubes filled with razor blades
53. going to Greenland for a sunbathing holiday
52. playing "Snakes & Ladders" with real rattlesnakes
51. Queen + Norman Wisdom
50.....

[QUOTE] [b]matt z wrote:[/b]

[QUOTE] [b]Black Velvet wrote:[/b]

68 Def Leppard and Taylor Swift[/QUOTE]

Oh good Lord. You cruel bastard, I think anything + AL beats def crappard

57.bullwhipping a pack of lions
56. Getting a permanent "Chola" makeup job tattooed on your face
55. Swimming with water rats wearing a raw meat suit[/QUOTE]
LOL. I like both acts, together it was quite something to behold(not all good though!)

50 Black Sabbath with Ozzy

49. Queen + 5ive

48. Dappy + Freddie Hologram performing The Cross' Shove It

47. Snoring 10 lines of borax
46. Sand blasting your crotch
45. Punching a policeman/judge/magistrate.
44...

44. Burning your pubes trying to light a fart
43. Dangling your scrotum in a rooster's face

42. Jerk-off using sandpaper

41. Watching Roger''s nose hairs sway with the beat of his drums.

40. Dip your cock inside a pool full of piranhas

39. Combing your hair with a cheese slicer.

38. Combing (even more) your pubic hair with a cheese slicer.

37~Gravol

36. Sawing one's arm off with a plastic picnic knife
35. Walking into a police department locatIon with a chef hat, barbecue/butchers apron and a cleaver smiling with "HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY!!! *(SNORT)** HEEEEERE PIGGY PIGGY!
34. Playing hopscotch on active railway tracks
33. Queen + Adam West