Do not include stuff like MANOS: which was so poorly filmed and produced as to be a total piece of shit.
Films must have been credibly released or available.
No student films.
1. The Pest (John Leguizamo)
2. Planet Terror (undeniably pathetic even with an EASY premise for camp. ... a gorgeous woman with an automatic machine gun leg that is neither funny, clever or sexy
3. Robin Hood: Men In Tights
*revered by some as hilarious. Poorly acted, embarrassingly unfunny, contrived horrible jokes delivered with no tact, horrible p.o.s. script. Actors look like they knew they were making a turd.
These are my selections.
I wish I could shoot the first film with a shotgun and destroy all evidence of its creation.
I can simply ignore #2
#3 makes me continually disgusted (and usually disappointed) when I find out friends (or far worse; potential romantic partners) like this film and express how hilarious it is, when it's so pitifully awful.
pittrek · Member since
Just including world-famous Hollywood blockbusters
[b]pittrek wrote: [/b] 3. Star Wars Episode 1[/QUOTE]
Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film.
SkyeTV · Member since
1 - Basket Case 3
2 - Basket Case 2
3 - Frankenhooker
thomasquinn 32989 · Member since
There are far, far, far worse films than those around. Take the Hitchcock-rip off Lifepod (1993) for instance. That's got to be the worst movie I've ever seen, but it's not nearly the worst movie ever made. I think it might be better to just keep silent on the subject, for fear of stirring up some truly evil Demons of Badness...
matt z · Member since
[QUOTE] [b]SkyeTV wrote:[/b]
1 - Basket Case 3
2 - Basket Case 2
3 - Frankenhooker[/QUOTE]
HEY! ! I love Frankenhooker! ....just like deadly friend with a trick twist.
I should have included another addendum. ... NO TROMA films. .. (most are P'S O S)
gonna look up that Hitchcock ripoff.
ITSM · Member since
1. The Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
2. Boondock Saints II (2009)
3. The Edge of the Axe/Al filo del hacha (1988, they speak English) My friends and I have watched this movie about 50 times, because we think it's The Worst movie ever(!).
[b]pittrek wrote: [/b] 3. Star Wars Episode 1[/QUOTE]
Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film.[/QUOTE]
Hye, did you get my private message? I need help from a talented video restoration guy :-)
[b]pittrek wrote: [/b] 3. Star Wars Episode 1[/QUOTE]
Agree. Though, Darth Maul has got to be one of the coolest characters from all the SW films. Too bad Lucas made him die. That fight was pretty cool at the end - honestly, the only thing I like about this film.[/QUOTE]
Hye, did you get my private message? I need help from a talented video restoration guy :-)[/QUOTE]
I just checked and yeah there it is, I'll read it in a min. Sorry I didn't get to it earlier - I had no notifications. We could use email :)
pittrek · Member since
[QUOTE] [b]Chief Mouse wrote:[/b]
I just checked and yeah there it is, I'll read it in a min. Sorry I didn't get to it earlier - I had no notifications. We could use email :)[/QUOTE]
We could, if I remembered your address :-) And Matt - I apologize for hijacking your thread with private conversation
Haystacks Calhoun II · Member since
1) Meet The Feebles
2) Troll 2
3) Showgirls
matt z · Member since
^ meet the feebles and Showgirls ARE entertaining in the bad taste kinda way. SHOWGIRLS is unintentional though.
you like my dress? It's from VER-SAYCE. ;-)
...soooo true. ... soooo SOO true. ..
And c'mon ... Elizabeth Berkley?
If nothing else just to see her ravishing bod.
SkyeTV · Member since
I'd like to amend my list, by putting Uli Lommel's "Bogey Man 2" in place of Basket Case 2.
MadTheSwine73 · Member since
I'm surprised no one mentioned "The Room"
matt z · Member since
I've never "GOT" how the room is appealing, but yeah. ... countless people consider it one of the worst. I just consider it INEPT.... instead of invoking anger and hatred like my selections.
I guess with THAT criteria Ed Wood would be up there with Glen or Glenda? (It really IS worse than Plan 9)
