What the....?

From Brian's soapbox.
Hello Toilet!
Has he finally lost it?

http://www.brianmay.com/brian/brianssb/brianssbjul14a.html#17

he's completely off his box...whatever next?
he's been staring down the wrong end of his telescope for far too long

The legendary Queenturd will soon be making an appearance in the Queen online store.

Hello Toilet!

Soon available in your favourite toy store!

It comes with the Brian phrase "Hello Toilet" and much more!
Comes in orange, blue, yellow, black and a limited edition of 20 units in white!

The limited edition comes with Greatest Hits III and Greatest Hits VHS!

And the elite edition of 5 units comes in pink also includes a Greatest Hits II Toilet edition, for all you pop fans!

© Queen Productions Ltd.

how about a re-write of the badger song?

toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
ker-splash!!!!!

BETA215 wrote:

Hello Toilet!

Soon available in your favourite toy store!

It comes with the Brian phrase "Hello Toilet" and much more!
Comes in orange, blue, yellow, black and a limited edition of 20 units in white!

The limited edition comes with Greatest Hits III and Greatest Hits VHS!

And the elite edition of 5 units comes in pink also includes a Greatest Hits II Toilet edition, for all you pop fans!

© Queen Productions Ltd.

Adds QPL, We are sure Freddie would have approved. It was his favourite toilet.

brENsKi wrote:

how about a re-write of the badger song?

toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
shit
toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet-toilet
ker-splash!!!!!

brENsKi, that is just disgusting! ewww!

Queen can do a lot of interesting songs with this toilet!

I'm In Love With My Toilet
Sail Away Sweet Toilet
Bathroom To Toilet
Toilet And Lavatory
Toilet Love
Keep The Toilet Alive
The Toilet Must Go On
Another One Bites The Toilet
It's A Beautiful Toilet (The Shit Is Shining Edition)
Silver Shit (Stormtroopers In Toilet)
Keep Passing The Open Toilet
It's A Hard Toilet
God Save The Toilet (Feat. Les Luthiers)

And the greatest hit of all time:

Cool Toilet (Alternative vocals from Ass Orchestra) [Feat. Justin Fartier]

Brian's an intelligent guy. Maybe he's just taking a shit on this site

Seven Toilets of Rhye.......

The Fairy Fellers Master Flush......

Another one bites the bowl ....

FLUSH! (ah-ahh) ....

doing all shite
great king scat
the shite comes down
seven pees of rhye
the poo-ser in the end
my melancholy poos
sheer arse attack
shite from the inside
back scat
it's a turd life
is this the turd we created?
khashoggi's shit
breakpoo

brENsKi wrote: doing all shite
great king scat
the shite comes down
seven pees of rhye
the poo-ser in the end
my melancholy poos
sheer arse attack
shite from the inside
back scat
it's a turd life
is this the turd we created?
khashoggi's shit
breakpoo

The Pussy In The End
The Shite Of The Arse Turd
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Queen ForShit (12" Full Of Farts Version) snippet unreleased demo lyrics:

Breakpoo (echo)
BREAKPOO!
Breakpoo (echo)
BREAKPOO!
NOW! (echo)
*fart* (10 seconds of echo)
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The Seven Pees Of Rhye
Oh; yeah!
Come on! Let me pee in.
Come on! Let me pee in.
The Seven Pees Of Rhye
All night!

(extracted from 19th December Rainbow unreleased song, in the "all night" part also the lights turn off, thanks to god!)
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I Want The Crap!
I Want The Crap!
I Want The Crap!
And I want it now!

(Son And Daughter Guitar Solo 7 minutes version from 1975-05-01; Tokyo)
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Ride on!
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I only wrote that because I'm going to sleep under the keyboard if I don't finish, now I'm half John Deacon singing, half Freddie Mercury drunk, but entertained.

Best Thread ever!